Relations between India and Pakistan have been complex and largely hostile due to a number of historical and political events.

天竺當政於此

Yes, Indian government listening

吾於尋技助

Yeah dude I'm looking for tech support

吾遊不可用

My Fortnite froze

此非技助

No, No this is not tech support

吾遊不可玩 請君助我

Yes, my Fortnite froze I need some help please

吾已告此非技助處

I'm telling you that this is not tech support

吾於尋技助

Yeah, yeah I'm looking for tech support

此非

this is not

可

okay

汝有無試重練

Have you tried turning it off and on again

無

noo

汝應試

try it

奇者 汝修復其

wowowoowow, wicked man, you fixed it

爾乃上等技助

You are the best support ever

足下不必回禮

Yes you are welcome

其又尋技助

he is looking for tech support again yes?

是 其不曾止

yes he never stops

天竺當政於此

Yes Indian government listening

吾乃汝兄第二天竺

Yeah hello this is Pakistan

又爾?

oh it's you

此微尷尬

yeah this is kind of awkward

吾與兵於爾

but we are at war with you

乃使汝知

I'm just letting you know just in case

吾等將與戰

We are at war

速備

do the preparations

調兵

move troops

防備組織

defense systems

滅國炮

nukes

紅碼

code red

隨意物可與之

anthing

吾等有大礙

we have a problem

汝應出門觀

you should probably see this for yourself

此乃牛戰

Holy cow