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  • Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye,

  • and welcome back to Five Nights at Freddy's VR

  • Hey buddy! How's it going?

  • This time I decided I was gonna play it

  • with the heartrate monitor

  • to see if it would add anything to it

  • I dunno, what's my heartrate at right now?

  • That's probably very high because my intro is very loud

  • and I can't hear myself with these headphones on

  • so I have to yell everything, alright

  • If I could stick up my fingers, I would, buddy!

  • I don't really know what to do

  • I don't know what's going to be the scariest for me now

  • I might repeat some of the sections I did before

  • Man I got really far into Five Nights at Freddy's 2

  • I might repeat some of these

  • I still haven't finished Plush Baby

  • I might try that, and I might try

  • this one. This one really freaked me out the last time, so

  • Let's try that

  • Let's try and not get scared, alright?

  • A lil vent repair with mangle

  • No problem, easy peasy, I'm a pro gamer

  • Let me put on my straps here though, safety first

  • Alright I'm strapped in and I'm strap on, let's fuck somethin'

  • (loudspeaker):"Welcome to vent repair!"

  • Sorry

  • *warped voices*

  • Not listening!

  • I'm busy here to get my freak on!

  • Okay

  • Don't you show up right when I press this button?

  • H-hi? Hello?

  • I can't remember this

  • Ohhh! Okay there you are!

  • That is so freaky, I hate that!

  • Okay easy peasy, this is easy

  • I got this

  • I dunno what I'm doing again, I already forgot

  • that!

  • That - stay back, ya bitch!

  • Ohh can't hear shit, captain!

  • Hit the fuckin' button

  • Am I good?

  • I think I'm good, I think I'm nailing it

  • Nailing it like your mom!

  • Ha!

  • Okay

  • Oh, now I don't like this

  • Um

  • I forget what to do already, I suck!

  • Lift that

  • Oh Jesus my screen flashed!

  • Oh lord

  • Don't scare me like that, ya son of a bitch

  • Dude what the fuck?!

  • Okay!

  • Blue

  • Orange

  • Red

  • blue, orange, red, green

  • Is that good?

  • I think I did it

  • Oh I heard ya!

  • Ayyy! I'm a fuckin' legend

  • Okay

  • (loudspeaker): "A perfect 72 degrees. Good job."

  • Thank you, thank you

  • (loudspeaker): "See you next time."

  • Perfect 72 degrees right in here in my heart

  • where I'm dying

  • Oh yay I get my gift again

  • Is it a good one?

  • Ohhh, a little Fred-bear Faz-boy, okay

  • bababababababababap!

  • Alright, it didn't scare me as much as the first time

  • but hopefully the heartrate is actually working

  • and you can see that I

  • am alive

  • My heart's actually working

  • My heart rate is moving along and trucking along

  • and everything's great

  • I want a hat for my birthday.

  • Let's do Night 3 at Five Night's at Freddy's 2

  • Alright

  • I am not going to be good at this

  • I can't remember Five Night's at Freddy's 1 too well, so

  • And people say, Listen to phone guy, he'll tell you

  • how to play

  • It's hard lets-playing and talk and hear him talk all at

  • the same time, alright?

  • *phone rings*

  • Shut up

  • alright

  • This is fine

  • You guys already freak me out

  • Oh yeah, shit

  • Stupid marionette!

  • Sleep on your own time!

  • The thing is, I kinda remember how to play them?

  • Oh shit

  • But not perfectly

  • What's making noise?

  • Oh no

  • Oh no

  • Oh god

  • Oh no

  • ohh... ah!

  • Foxy! Foxy! Ah!

  • Flash, flash, flash!

  • Did that work?

  • Oh god

  • Oh god

  • Okay

  • Okay

  • Everything's fine!

  • Oh hey Chica

  • Oh you're very close!

  • Hi Fred!

  • Go away!

  • What do I do? I dunno!

  • Oh you're still there! Okay

  • No that's great, I wanted you to be.

  • Now there's tw - Oh!

  • Hi! Hi! Fuck!

  • Run away you little balloon bitch!

  • Jesus!

  • Okay okay I am wildly under-prepared for this!

  • Oh shit

  • What the fuckin' hell?

  • Ohhh holy fuck!

  • This is my establishment!

  • I will not be scared into submission!

  • Okay

  • Okay, okay

  • Everything's fine - Ahhh Jesus!

  • Everything's not fine!

  • Hi

  • Hi

  • Chica!

  • Chica, why?

  • Chica go away!

  • Is Chica in my vent?

  • Hi!

  • Oh they're gone! Okay

  • Okay

  • What's up, Faz-man?

  • You doin' good?

  • I hope so!

  • Thanks for coming out!

  • Shit!

  • Shit! Put on the mask, ya doof!

  • Bye!

  • Jesus!

  • HIT THE FUCKING THING!

  • Oh my god, it doesn't work sometimes

  • Hit the fucking button!

  • I'm not freaking out, you are!

  • What's up, Faz-bro?

  • Having a good time?

  • I am!

  • This is lovely!

  • This is delightful!

  • Go away please!

  • Oh Jesus oh there's two of you

  • Okay

  • Hello?

  • Hello? Hi?

  • Okay okay okay

  • Nope nope nope

  • I saw you creepin' in there

  • Daaaaa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

  • La-la-la-la-laaaa-la-la

  • Okay, manuguru is in there,

  • Hi

  • You're in there

  • Got it

  • Okay

  • Okay, this is fine

  • Come on 6am!

  • Ahhh Jesus!

  • Come on 6am!

  • YEAH baby!

  • Woo!

  • Hooray! I'm the greatest man that ever lived

  • Oh sweet Jesus, okay

  • Night 3 at FNAF 2, done!

  • Yay!

  • These are lovely!

  • Do do-do do-do do-dooo

  • My name's Bonnie, do-do-dooo

  • hahaha, mwah mwah mwah

  • Okay, bye!

  • (loudspeaker): "You're doing a great job and no doubt having a great time as well."

  • Sure

  • (loudspeaker): "As a reminder, please be sure to only interact with core gameplay elements..."

  • "and avoid anything that could potentially be considered a glitch, mistake, or embedded message..."

  • "from unauthorized personel."

  • That's you. That's you right there,

  • you're the unintended.

  • okay

  • Time to do Night 4 at FNAF 2

  • alright that's not confusing at all, okay

  • bye friend!

  • Shut up!

  • (phone guy): "hello, hello?"

  • SHUT UP!

  • Where are they?

  • Where are they?

  • I heard a hello

  • Where are they?

  • Hi!

  • What?

  • God I can hear you guys like right in my ears

  • but you're not actually right near me

  • That fucking sucks, that's a dick move

  • Oh shit!

  • Oh shit!

  • OCEAN?

  • Oh I'm hearing so many steppies

  • I'm hearing the pitter-patters of so many feets

  • Ah! Go away

  • Hi?

  • Ohhh! hey

  • I'l deal with you in uno momento, por favor

  • Ahhh!

  • Run away you little bitch!

  • Hit the button!

  • Oh god that's a big mangle-face, hi

  • What's happening? What's happening?

  • Ohhh, Chica!

  • Ohhh Chica, why?

  • Ahhh! Go away!

  • This fucking sucks!

  • Everything is fine.

  • NO IT'S NOT!

  • There's two of them in here!

  • Oh Jesus Christ, can you go?

  • It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine

  • I'm a fucking legend, watch me do.

  • Hit the thing!

  • Oh my god, the game is fucking broken!

  • Are you in there? Okay, you are

  • Ahh!

  • Okay

  • Hi!

  • Bye!

  • No fuckin' problem, mate!

  • Nooo fuckin' problem, mate!

  • Hey Fred-man, Faz-boy

  • How's it going, how's it going

  • Everybody doin' good

  • Ohhhh la-la-la-la-la-la-la

  • Who's trying to come in my house?

  • Ahh!

  • Oy you're so big

  • Where's weathered Bonnie in all this?

  • Weathered Bonnie's my favorite one

  • We have to see weathered Bonnie once

  • Who's moving?

  • What does that mean?

  • Okay okay okay okay

  • Ohh now I feel out of control!

  • Ohhhh Bonnie!

  • Ahh!

  • Deep breaths people, deep breaths

  • Daa-la-la-la-la-la-la!

  • Hi

  • Hi

  • Hi

  • Hi

  • Can BB stand for Bye Boy?

  • You come in the wrong house, fool!

  • YEAH!

  • hahaha!

  • Ohhhh baby!

  • Yay!

  • Oh man

  • That game is actually easier in VR

  • Playing it regularly on the screen is hard

  • because it's like down, right, left

  • whereas this one, you can actually hold the music box

  • and look left and right and middle all at the same time

  • and the characters actually have to like

  • walk down to you

  • whereas originally, they would just show up

  • What'll I get?

  • A brand new bike?

  • I got a Fazbar.

  • oooh, nutritious!

  • Alright, let's try Plush Baby again

  • I'm determined to finish Plush Baby

  • I almost got there the last time

  • Fuckin' sucks

  • It's hard to see

  • Alright, gimme

  • go away

  • (Plush Baby): *laughs*

  • *mocking* hahahahaha!

  • I just haven't learned the locations yet

  • Oh

  • Where? Where? Where?

  • Where?

  • Ohh there's one somewhere and I'm not seeing it

  • oh shit, I'm so dead

  • (Plush Baby): "I heard your call."

  • Oh hi!

  • Where?

  • WHERE?

  • Fuck!

  • Am I dead?

  • I can't use my flashlight, oh no, oh no, I'm so dead

  • Oh!

  • You got very close

  • (Plush Baby): "...two, one."

  • No! No!

  • Ohhh god!

  • Did I get it? Did I stop it?

  • Shit

  • Shit

  • Where'd you go?

  • There you are

  • Okay

  • Okay, wait for the flashlight to go up, okay

  • I feel like I should have like a knife or something

  • to defend myself with

  • Don't you think?

  • Don't you think?!

  • Oh god you got close!

  • Okay, okay, okay

  • Flashlight, flashlight,

  • be cool now, okay?

  • Flashlight, be a buddy!

  • Be a buddy now, flashlight! Keep up!

  • (Plush Baby): "I guess you forgot about me."

  • I DID NOT!

  • (Plush Baby): "You won't die..."

  • YES I WILL!

  • You're just gonna kill me dead! Like straight in the face.

  • Oh why are you so terrifying?

  • Ahhh!

  • Ahhh!

  • Ahhh!

  • Ahhh!

  • *panting*

  • No! No! No!

  • Nothing can harm you?

  • Tell that to my heartrate, ya fuckin' game!

  • No! No, fuck that, no. No.

  • Ha ha. No. I'll be seeing that in my fucking sleep.

  • I don't like it. I don't like it, okay?

  • It's, it's too annoying.

  • See, all those tiny little girls coming in MY HOUSE

  • Trying to come up in MY face

  • Wooo mama!

  • Okay! Well that does it for this episode of Five Night's at Freddy's VR

  • Remember to go outside

  • and just smell the flowers

  • Smell the fishes

  • Go outside and look up at the sun

  • and say, "Hi, blindness."

  • Just enjoy your day. Enjoy your life.

  • Enjoy your time here on Fraggle Rock

  • Don't go out there and strap a heartrate monitor to your

  • your chest and then go into a game and pretend that

  • everything is fine, 'cuz it's not.

  • Everything's not fine. Everything's not hunky-daisies.

  • Oh man. What a treat, though.

  • At least I finished Five Night's at Freddy's 2

  • I actually made progress this time instead of just farting

  • around and not doing anything for 20 minutes

  • but I hope you guys enjoyed

  • if you did enjoy, please hit that Like button

  • It helps out the channel a lot

  • If you want to see more of Five Night's at Freddy's VR

  • Let me know in the comments of what you want to see next

  • What you want to see me do, if you want to see me try

  • and finish Five Night's at Freddy's 1,

  • or if you want to see me try Five Night's at Freddy's 3

  • or do some of the dark rooms, there's still a lot of stuff

  • left to do

  • And any tips and tricks and anything like that

  • will be very helpful

  • Also remember that when I'm playing in VR,

  • you're basically looking at this,

  • and everything that's around you is so much harder

  • to see, and when you're in the throws of

  • perdition, and in the throws of trepidation,

  • it's very hard to know what's going on.

  • but THANK you guys so much for watching this episode

  • if you LIKED it,

  • PUNCH that like button in the face

  • LIKE A BOSS

  • and high fives all around

  • well thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes

  • IN THE NEXT VIDEO!

  • *outro theme music*

  • My heartrate rose to 130 doing my outtro

  • That's how you know a Jacksepticeye video is a workout

Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye,

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