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  • Everything's fine 'cause there's merch in the store

  • Yeah merch in the store

  • We're all stuck inside

  • and we miss the outdoors

  • Wait don't think about that

  • Stop thinking about that

  • Yeah there's merch in the store

  • Comfy and cute and great in the shower

  • ♪ I mean what

  • ♪ I miss human touch

  • Merch in the store

  • New merch in the store

  • - Is this gonna work?

  • - [All] No.

  • - What counts as success

  • is if Kevin is alive at the end of it.

  • - All right, here we go, count us down.

  • - [All] Three, two, one. (globs splattering)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Welcome to the Smosh Kill Room.

  • (group cheering)

  • - Last thing Anthony heard.

  • Sorry, let's take it again.

  • - Ooh, aah, oh my God!

  • - [Damien] I'm so sorry.

  • - No, no, no, the last thing Anthony heard was, I think,

  • "(beep) your pants, (beep) your pants."

  • (group laughing)

  • - I think that was actually the moment.

  • - So we have a lot of plastic wrapped around this set today

  • because it might get a little messy.

  • Guys, it's the magic table challenge.

  • You've seen magicians do this,

  • where they rip the silky blanket under stuff.

  • - Where you just go whoo.

  • - And they rip it away and it all just stays in place.

  • - Has anyone tried this before?

  • - I've not tried this.

  • - Courtney's done it.

  • - Courtney, why don't you go ahead and show us?

  • - I'm gonna fail so hard.

  • - We've got a whole fruit of banana

  • and a couple spoons here.

  • Let's see how little she moves them.

  • - So we have a really cool slow mo camera

  • to capture basically what you're supposed to do,

  • which is

  • rip

  • rip this freakin' silk thing

  • as fast as you can

  • out from under

  • and hopefully all the stuff will stay

  • if you do it right.

  • Olivia, whoa!

  • - Good thing she has the turtleneck.

  • - Okay, all right, I'm gonna do it.

  • Ready?

  • Count me down.

  • - (together) Three, two, one.

  • Ohhhhh!

  • - Do it, do it, finish!

  • (everyone cheers)

  • - Almost!

  • Good job!

  • - Bro!

  • - I didn't commit.

  • The counting is too much pressure.

  • I don't want anybody counting for me anymore.

  • - You tell us when you want to go.

  • - I want to go.

  • - Go next!

  • - Your bowl of fruit, sir.

  • Thank you for staying at Holiday Inn.

  • (Courtney screams)

  • - Wait, oh.

  • - I was excited!

  • - You ripped upwards.

  • - Keith went about that exactly as I expected

  • Keith to go about that.

  • - I thought I did well.

  • - You went, you went like this.

  • - Yeah, can I get a countdown?

  • - (together) Three, two, one.

  • (everyone cheers)

  • - [Courtney] Oh my goodness.

  • - Yeah, I killed it.

  • - Can I give it a shot?

  • - Am I done?

  • - Damien, go for it.

  • - I'll try.

  • - All right, I will be taking no countdowns please.

  • - No counting?

  • - Sort of.

  • - Sort of.

  • - What you need from us?

  • - Can you both stand here at the end of the table

  • and just pretend that you're on a date?

  • - Okay.

  • Just be talking to each other.

  • Obviously, don't put your hands on the whatever.

  • - Sir, I need this.

  • - Oh my god!

  • - I want to be able to do that in public so bad.

  • - Sir, I need this.

  • Oh crap, sorry, blah.

  • (laughs)

  • - Oh god.

  • - Want a countdown?

  • - Livliv, You got this girl.

  • - Wait, wait, wait.

  • You got a chance.

  • You still got a chance.

  • (everyone talking at once)

  • - You can definitely do it.

  • - Do it right, do it right.

  • - Some food.

  • - Wider arms.

  • - I haven't eaten in five years.

  • - Wider arm stance, that's what I need.

  • Give me a countdown

  • - Three

  • - 29

  • - Two

  • - 28

  • - One

  • - Oh

  • - How's your jaw?

  • - It was on my nose.

  • That was big, it was big.

  • It's fine.

  • Oh, oh, and the banana is--

  • - Hey!

  • - You threw a magic trick in there?

  • - Yeah

  • - I'm kinda curious to see if

  • I can do a one hand rip.

  • Rip a dip.

  • - Oh my gosh.

  • - C'mon Ian.

  • (everyone cheers)

  • - All right, I'll leave it back to the amateurs.

  • - We're going for Jenga.

  • - This is the hardest part.

  • - Am I allowed to say Jenga?

  • Or should I say Jingle Tower.

  • - Let's play a quick round of Jenga

  • and then pull it.

  • - This is our Wooden Jingle Tower.

  • - You got this, Livliv.

  • - Rip hard.

  • Rip down and back.

  • Do it, I believe in you.

  • - Ready?

  • - I believe in you but also,

  • let's all stand back.

  • - Okay, goggles.

  • - Some of them stayed.

  • Some of it stayed, maybe,

  • how it was supposed to.

  • - (sings) Pour me some milk.

  • It's Orbeez and milk.

  • It's a Sunday night

  • so we're down for some Orbeez and milk.

  • - If I could drink that, I would.

  • - You gonna do this, Dame?

  • - I can.

  • I'm not confident, but I can try.

  • - Eww, look at the milky ones.

  • - Noah, you ready for this?

  • - Yes.

  • Now, today, you shall see magic

  • before your very eyes.

  • - Your Orbeez, sir.

  • - Thank you.

  • Now, in the center of CBK, you shall see magic.

  • - Wow!

  • - Wow, you're so good.

  • - Dude, but hey, honestly much better

  • the Orbeez and the cup stayed on the table.

  • - Not wrong.

  • - You can do it, Keith.

  • - You got this, Keith.

  • - Count me down.

  • - (together) Three, two, one.

  • - Did I do it?

  • - I don't think there's enough heaviness in the base.

  • - One cup, let's get it.

  • - One cup.

  • - Mhm.

  • Just one with my little balls in there.

  • C'mon.

  • - Glug, glug, glug, glug.

  • - Oh yeah.That was beautiful.

  • - The bottom of my shoes are gonna be disgusting.

  • - (sings) I believe in you, my son.

  • - Here we go, count me down!

  • - (together) Three, two, one.

  • - You put in sixty percent effort on that one.

  • - Really?

  • - Shane I feel like you're gonna do this.

  • - You can do anything.

  • You're Shane.

  • Yeah dude, if you don't get this right,

  • Ethan,

  • Ian will come back.

  • - Ethan?

  • - He's gonna kill us.

  • - (everyone cheers)

  • - How did you do that?

  • - That was crazy.

  • - That was really cool.

  • - That's what I'm talking about.

  • - Only one orbee fell.

  • - Damn it!

  • - The single orbee.

  • - That was crazy.

  • - I don't think you know to do this.

  • - Did you do one hand?

  • - No, I did two.

  • But I did them,

  • they were like,

  • it was like this.

  • - Okay. - C'mon. - You got this. - Here we go.

  • - Why can't I do it?

  • - You failed!

  • - I've got an idea.

  • Why don't we stack some cups.

  • - Let's get it!

  • C'mon.

  • - Three, two

  • Oh!

  • - One.

  • - Hey!

  • - I was so close.

  • - (together) Three, two, one.

  • - That was close.

  • - Oh! Almost.

  • - It was close.

  • - One.

  • Whoa!

  • - That's how you do your dishes.

  • - Well, well, look at,

  • look at what I got here.

  • - (beep)

  • - I found something for us to try again.

  • It's My Favorite Coffee,

  • available at myfavoritecoffee.com.

  • - I'm mad at you now.

  • - So I want somebody to yank this coffee

  • while I make us some delicious

  • My Favorite Coffee.

  • How about that, y'all?

  • - Well, I don't want to get my shoes wet.

  • - I don't want to get coffee all over me.

  • - Noah does.

  • - No, no wait.

  • - I'll do it.

  • - Yeah, you should do that.

  • - As the one man wearing a white hat with white shoes

  • and white pants, I believe in myself.

  • And I may not have done this perfectly at all, yet.

  • - He's also white.

  • - But I am hoping it doesn't stain my skin, I guess.

  • - Is that hot?

  • - No.

  • - Okay.

  • - Is the bag necessary?

  • - Three, two, one.

  • - Oh, I'm very happy.

  • - Wow.

  • - Okay, all right,

  • Kevin, you have to take off your shirt, and . . .

  • Wait, I saw a video on Instagram

  • of this guy, he literally was laying, like,

  • - You're talking about the naked guy

  • - The naked guy.

  • - Who's been doing that for, like, 10 years,

  • And he has the curtain right over his crotch,

  • and a plate over that,

  • and then he'll rip it away,

  • - He just rips it away.

  • - Covers his pee-pee.

  • - So Kevin, take your shirt off and

  • lay on this

  • - He doesn't need to take his shirt off.

  • The guy takes off everything.

  • - His shirt's off.

  • - Your head probably facing that side.

  • - Flex your core.

  • - But that guy did his pee-pee.

  • - Well, his pee-pee's strong.

  • - That guy does have a strong pee-pee.

  • - I didn't see that.

  • - Thank you, Olivia.

  • - Is this gonna work?

  • - What counts as success is if Kevin is alive

  • at the end of this.

  • - Use that core.

  • - Should we?

  • Who wants to?

  • (simultaneously) - I do. - I want to.

  • - Keith and Olivia together.

  • - Work together!

  • - Oh, this can only end well.

  • - C'mon, swole-verine.

  • - All right, here we go.

  • Count us down.

  • - Three, two, one.

  • - That awesome!

  • Yeah that's what I'm talking about.

  • - Good job.

  • - Wait, wait, wait.

  • What else can we pull off Kevin?

  • - Wait, what?

  • - Courtney, you can do this, Courtney!

  • - You got this!

  • - You got this, Courtney!

  • - Two, three.

  • - Kevin, I think you are magic.

  • You're the magic.

  • - It was me the whole time.

  • - Oh, what if we stacked Garrett on top of Kevin?

  • - Yeah.

  • - C'mon Garrett.

  • - It's like the human centipede, but cute.

  • - Cute.

  • - Get out of here while you can.

  • - All right, y'all.

  • It's time for the grand finale.

  • I think this should be potluck style.

  • I will submit this big ole thing of Orbeez.

  • - One banana.

  • - Stick it in there.

  • - No one needs bananas.

  • - Noah one ups you.

  • - Let's get good ole apple in there.

  • - How 'bout a deck of cards?

  • And the card that you chose in the beginning of the episode

  • is in there.

  • - What about a glass?

  • - Yup. That's the one.

  • We got a glass.

  • - Another banana!

  • - That's weird, that's orange, wow.

  • - This is the Fwoot Gummy Challenge.

  • - Should we all do it at the same time?

  • - All do it together.

  • Thanksgiving style.

  • - Yeah!

  • - Let's go.

  • - Can we say a Thanksgiving prayer?

  • - Eyyo, God.

  • Yo, we come here today asking you that we

  • do this the right way.

  • Yo' way.

  • Let's get this (beep).

  • - Yeah!

  • Amen.

  • - Three, two, one.

  • - Yes!

  • - God was with us.

  • - That's what happens when you pray,

  • 'cuz prayer changes things.

  • Now come to church with me on Sundays

  • at 10 o'clock A.M.

  • Okay, sorry.

  • - You know what else happens when you pray?

  • YouTube suggests a video that appears right over my face.

  • Right now, right here.

  • And the other video that you can watch

  • that we clicked for you,

  • that one's closer to Courtney's face.

  • That one's right over there.

  • Yeah, and we got a Subscribe button.

  • Notifications.

  • - Oh boy.

  • - And it's right over there.

  • - Oh no.

  • - It's right over there.

  • - Anyone want a drink?

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