- Uh, taxi.

(door slams)

- Ah, well, hello sir and welcome to Grover's Taxi.

- Oh no, it's you!

- Well yes, it is I, your furry, blue taxi driver.

What can I do for you, sir?

- (sighs) I want to go to the library.

- Oh, a very wise choice.

The library is a wonderful place with books to read

and you can listen to records like

♪ The air is alive with the sound ♪

♪ Of music ♪ - I know that.

Let's go.

- And you know, you can take home books

from the library too, if you bring them back, of course.

- I know.

That's why I'm going there.

- Of course, you could also go to the zoo.

- I don't want to go to the zoo.

- Why?

There are lions and tigers there, and the lions go (roars).

And do not forget the monkeys.

They are so cute, they go oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo

and you can buy a balloon there.

- I don't wanna hear hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

I don't want a balloon.

I want to go to the library!

- I am only trying to be helpful, sir.

(passenger sighs)

How 'bout the museum?

You know you can go there and look at the pictures

of pretty flowers and the mummies

and the daddies, ha, ha, ha.

- I do not want to look at the mummies and the daddies!

(car clangs)

Hey!

- Hey, watch it Harry.

May I suggest a nice movie, perhaps "The Sound of Music."

♪ The air is alive ♪

- I don't want to go to a movie!

I don't wanna go to the zoo!

I don't wanna go to the museum!

I want you to drive me to the library!

- Gladly sir, if you do not mind waiting.

- Waiting, waiting for what?

- Until I get my car fixed, it is broken.

- I can't wait 'til your car's fixed.

I'm in a hurry.

- Oh all right sir, if you are going to be difficult.

Hey Harry, forget the garage, first go to the library.

(car revs)

Do not worry sir, we should be there in a few hours,

vroom, vroom,

vroom, vroom. - But I'm in a hurry.

Hey, what's goin' on?

- Oh in that case, I shall call you a taxi.

Taxi, taxi, got a library job.

Taxi, they never stop when you need them.

Have you ever noticed that?

Taxi!