I'm Loretta!

Today I want to try something

that's been circulating around YouTube recently.

Since I'm kind of obsessed with languages

today I wanted to do a

language-related version of the "100 Layers" challenge.

SO! Today I'm going to try

100 Layers of Google Translate!

In other words,

I'm going to use Google Translate 100 times

to see how it changes

a story that I will tell.

I'm going to try and do that

in today's video.

So I asked you guys on Twitter

what you would like me to speak in Japanese

and what you would like me throw around in Google Translate 100 times

and you guys said that

you wanted to hear a funny story!

The only thing I could find

is this like really embarassing one

so please bear in mind that I'm human.

Ok so here we go...

My maybe funny...

kind of interesting story in Japanese.

One day, when I was in college,

I'm not really sure why but

I was really stressed trying to

figure out what to do.

So then,

I had a friend named Sam

and asked him to give me some advice

so he was nice enough to come over to my dorm.

My roommate was in the room at the time

along with another mutual friend

so in total there were 4 of us.

So anyway, I was really stressed out

but since it was personal

I didn't really feel like

saying it in front of everyone.

I was kind of uncomfortable

so since Sam can also speak Japanese

I figured I should just tell him in Japanese.

So, we were talking in Japanese

and I'm not really sure why

but I was kind of rolling around like this

just like, rocking while talking...

so we talked a bit

and towards the end, for some reason

I really wanted to use a word I just learned

"SEI-IPPAI" to show I was overwhelmed.

Sam was like: "I don't get why you're so upset?"

and I was like

"I just can't!

I have too much on my plate!"

and the moment I said that word

I let out

a BIG

FART!!!

Like, try to imagine this:

They're I am on my back

and a fart just blows out at everyone!!

My roomate was like

"WTF ARE YOU DOING?!"

" YOU CAN"T JUST FART LIKE THAT!!"

"Omg it STINKS!"

And Sam was like,

Yeah I guess

YOU WERE PRETTY FULL!

It was just really embarassing...

HOWEVER

I wasn't stressed out anymore after laughing so...

I guess that's good. :)

The end!

That was the strangest story in the world...

I'm going to transcribe this really quickly...

I'm going to cut out the 'um's so its just content words

but let's go ahead and see how that turned out!

100...

We just got to 100...

and it's in English and ridiculously long!

Why is it so longg?!?!? NOOOO.

I'm not sure if I'll even be able to read the Japanese.

This is so crazy

so I think what I'm going to do is I'm also going to post a link

to Facebook and Twitter

I'll post the actual written out results so you can see how crazy it got

like 50 layers through it was something like

"We the people....of the college..."

I was like WHAT?! What are we even saying?!

The only words I think are actually from the original

so far is "COLLEGE"

er, was college in there???

No, it's gone.

The word for college even disappeared.

The only word left in the first 3 sentences is...

"STRESS"

STRESS is the only thing that remained?!?!

COME ON, GUYS!!!!

"YouTubuzzer..."

I am becoming so

this is your healthy way of thinking.

2.

That is what I think, on,

That, I so that, it is

WAS

We are

we, us, we are

I think we are what you are holding.

Did anything even come through?!

Did the word FART even come in?!

Look at this, look at this!

In some, it is the operation of my roommate

the next, I

It is the cherry salmon must dormitory request HAS.

It is a specific lawn mower.

Oh this is profound,

have it, ther eis you, it is a love

was in itself.

Part II of there you corpse.

You can take an order to complete

shame specific.

But, after all,

I think it was good,

I think it was must be emphasized.

You did it, GOOGLE!

Like, WtF?!

It's like some weird Shakespeare stuff.

You can read that.. um.. enjoy the story!

I hope you guys enjoyed my weird story.

and THAT is 100 layers of Google Translate!

OK, that's all for today!

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Until next time,

Cherry blossom salmon!!!