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  • - Tampons and pads, - I don't know man.

  • - Do you think they're absorbing like a whole pint?

  • - I really don't think about it too much.

  • - I think that you've just revealed

  • that you've never found the clitoris.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Hey how's it going, I'm Ify.

  • - What's up, I'm Jeff.

  • - Hi I'm Josh.

  • - And I'm Ian.

  • - And today we're taking a women's sex ed quiz.

  • - [Producer] How do you guys feel about sex?

  • - You know I feel confident about it,

  • you know, very generous.

  • - [Producer] So how do you guys feel about sex?

  • - I feel good about it generally.

  • - Sex ed is definitely needed for sure.

  • - Yeah, I think it's extremely important

  • because I mean, you gotta know what you're doing

  • before you're knowing what you're doing, you know?

  • - Yeah. - So I went to Catholic school

  • and that was a little different,

  • even seeing the nudie mag was a sin,

  • and then public high school,

  • they went straight for put the rubber on the banana,

  • so I got both sides of it growing up.

  • - I feel like women's sexual education is important,

  • just like with men you need to know every part of the body,

  • if you're planning on taking part in this.

  • - Also, yeah, I think I'm knowledgeable.

  • I had a lot of women in my life growing up.

  • I have a daughter so I feel like, I got it,

  • I don't know why I keep doing this but--

  • - Hitting every layer.

  • - There's always a curve ball

  • but I'm pretty confident in my ability.

  • - All right, let's get it popping.

  • - Let's do this.

  • - [Josh] The word vagina technically refers to:

  • the entirety of the female anatomy,

  • the exterior parts of the female anatomy,

  • the canal that connects the uterus to the labia minora,

  • the tube that urine flows out of.

  • - Well-- - It's not the tube--

  • - It's definitely not, no. - The urine flows out of.

  • - And I think that's C, off rip.

  • C. - Yeah.

  • Yeah. - Yeah, the canal

  • that connects the uterus to the labia minora.

  • - Definitely. - Definitely.

  • - We'll go with C.

  • - We said the canal that connects the uterus

  • to the labia minora.

  • - [Producer] That was correct.

  • - All right.

  • Off to a good start. - Good start.

  • - Boom.

  • - Good work. - There it is.

  • Good work.

  • - How should the vagina be cleaned?

  • Use soap and water inside your vagina,

  • you should use douches regularly,

  • the vagina is self-cleaning

  • and does not require you to clean it,

  • you should rinse it once a day.

  • Wait, the vagina is self-cleaning.

  • It does not require you to clean it,

  • which is why women are cleaner than men.

  • - The human body's pretty self-reliant.

  • - I've always heard that it's a self-cleaning spot.

  • Vagina is a self-cleaning (laughs)

  • I don't wanna say apparatus, that's not. (laughs)

  • Organ, self-cleaning organ.

  • - That's right. - Boom.

  • - That's why you're a dad and I'm not

  • because I had no clue about that one.

  • - Two for two.

  • - They clean their own genitals--

  • - Self-sufficient.

  • - Men, we walk around

  • with vinegar smelling right gross and stuff.

  • Don't even be using wipes before we get into action.

  • I do!

  • - [Josh] How long is the average menstrual cycle?

  • Five days, 14 days, 21 days, 28 days?

  • - Is this the whole cycle?

  • Menstruation, you only ever think

  • about the actual bleeding portion, the period.

  • - I feel like they're trying to trick us

  • because most people believe the menstrual cycle

  • is just the period where you're bleeding.

  • - I'd say 21.

  • - 21, oof.

  • Maybe 14 days, if it's like the whole cycle

  • 'cause the actual like--

  • - The menstrual cycle, that's a whole--

  • - A whole month, right?

  • - Yeah. - Yeah, so it's 28 days?

  • - We're gonna go with 28?

  • - Yeah. - Yeah let's try 28.

  • - I'm really pushing for 21 man.

  • - Really? - I think it's 21.

  • - I don't--

  • - It's like a month.

  • - If it's 21, now I just feel really bad.

  • - I'm gonna do 21.

  • - You're doing 21?

  • All right. - I'm gonna pull the--

  • - All right you can pull executive decision on 21.

  • I think 14 if you're going full cycle.

  • - Josh begs to differ, but.

  • - I beg to differ on this one.

  • - D, 28 days.

  • - Right. - Whoo!

  • - Yes let's go. - Bam, let's go.

  • Good times.

  • - [Producer] That was incorrect.

  • 28 days.

  • - It is 28? - Oh my God.

  • - Does it count the whole?

  • - That's like the whole beginning.

  • So it's basically just like, it's a continuous loop.

  • It just basically never ends.

  • - Man.

  • - Is it more hygienic to remove pubic hair around the vulva?

  • True or false.

  • Oh that's false.

  • Pubic hair is actually what is there to keep it clean.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Pubic hair is supposed to protect the genitalia.

  • The removing is just kinda the sexy stuff.

  • - Because of porn and it actually happened

  • in the early 90s when we wanted the shaved stuff.

  • - "Keeping it cute" and everything.

  • - Yeah, "keeping it cute, barely legal."

  • (Jeff laughs)

  • - The removal is what's destroyed crab lice.

  • They're almost extinct now because it doesn't exist.

  • - Adult films have came back around on that,

  • my friends tell me.

  • I'm really just watching the Bible Channel.

  • - [Josh] On average, how much blood

  • does a menstruating person lose during a period?

  • One tablespoon, six to eight tablespoons, one cup, one pint?

  • - This one's hard.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Yeah I guess it's on average,

  • 'cause I was trying to be like,

  • "Oh you got your heavy, your light flow."

  • But it's on average.

  • - On average, I'm going in the middle of all of 'em.

  • - Think of a pint of beer, that's like--

  • - I don't wanna think about a pint of blood like that.

  • - I don't either but I'm just saying.

  • - A cup is the safe bet,

  • the pint is what my heart is saying,

  • but I'm gonna go with you, I'm gonna say cup.

  • - Tampons and pads-- - I don't know, man.

  • - Do you think they're absorbing a whole pint?

  • - I haven't really, I don't think about it too much.

  • - I know. (laughs)

  • - Do you want a pint?

  • - No. - Oh he wants a cup.

  • - I want a cup.

  • I actually wanna be optimistic.

  • - One cup. - That's wrong.

  • Six to eight teaspoons.

  • - Ooh.

  • - I mean we're close, we just went in the middle.

  • - Yeah, okay.

  • - One down can't hurt. - Yeah.

  • - We ended up going with a pint.

  • - [Producer] Six to eight teaspoons.

  • - What, wow. - Oh good.

  • - I'm sorry I talked you up there. (laughs)

  • - Well you know, we had a cup so that was good.

  • - Six to eight teaspoons, all right, that's not that much.

  • - [Jeff] What is the function of the fallopian tube?

  • It transports the ova, egg, from the ovaries to the uterus,

  • allows for proper urinary functions,

  • acts as a natural filter for toxins in the bloodstreams,

  • it increases estrogen during times of menstruation.

  • - I'm thinking it transports the egg

  • from the ovaries to the uterus.

  • - It's the transports the egg

  • from the ovaries to the uterus.

  • - Yeah, I was pretty confident on that too.

  • - Yeah. - All right.

  • - Yeah what were you thinking?

  • - I was gonna go with B,

  • allows for proper urinary functions,

  • but I'm gonna go with you.

  • - Yeah okay I'm gonna go with that

  • just because we're normally talking

  • about them fallopian tubes a lot

  • when I was starting to have a daughter.

  • So-- - I'm not there yet.

  • Thank God.

  • - That's right. - Awesome, all right.

  • - That's right. - Woo!

  • Bam, look at that.

  • - We're getting the technical stuff right.

  • - I remember the diagrams. - Yeah.

  • True or false, Disney produced a short film

  • called "The Story of Menstruation" in 1946.

  • - Ew!

  • - Trying to teach people, especially in 1946, they're like,

  • yeah this is probably before the PC age and everything.

  • - Well also I think Disney was wildin' back in the day.

  • You had Donald Duck as a Nazi, it was crazy.

  • - In 1946 though?

  • - I feel like that's gonna be true.

  • - I wouldn't, yeah, that's--

  • - Those early days of animation, they were like,

  • "Yeah let's make some sex ed animations."

  • - I'm sure it's also pretty wrong.

  • - So yeah for sure true on that one then.

  • - All right we're gonna go true.

  • - I just really hope Mickey Mouse is not in it.

  • Or I guess it would be Minnie.

  • - It's all about Minnie, dude, yeah.

  • - We went with true. - That's it.

  • - Bam.

  • - Disney wildin' out in 1946 I guess.

  • - Yeah.

  • - We said true. - True.

  • - All right.

  • - [Jeff] Was does PMS stand for?

  • Premenstrual soreness, postmenstrual syndrome,

  • premenstrual syndrome, postmortem syndrome.

  • - Postmortem syndrome. (laughs)

  • - Postmortem syndrome? (laughs)

  • - [Both] Premenstrual syndrome.

  • - Definitely.

  • I was gonna say, it's definitely before

  • and then soreness is not really--

  • - Yeah. - Yeah so.

  • - Look at that, in unison even.

  • - Solid on that one.

  • Yeah 'cause we know that's when we're in trouble.

  • - Premenstrual syndrome.

  • - That's correct. - Woo!

  • - Another one. - Look at this.

  • Another one.

  • - Nice. - All right.

  • - We're not doing too bad at this.

  • - No, man, it's all right.

  • - Yeah.

  • The shape of the clitoris resembles--

  • - The man and the boat. - A man in a boat.

  • A button, a rod, a bean, a wishbone.

  • - The bean.

  • - Bean?

  • - Yeah it's the bean. - Button.

  • Round. - Is it a button?

  • I'm going bean, dude.

  • Can we do a 50/50 on this?

  • - Yeah it's a bean.

  • Yeah, okay bean.

  • - We're going bean.

  • - I'm gonna go with bean, but if it's wrong--

  • - I'm very curious, why are you saying bean?

  • I have a theory of why you think it's bean.

  • - Is there?

  • I don't wanna say something crazy,

  • I was about to say is there two of 'em?

  • - No there's one.

  • - Okay well then that's right. - It's under a hood.

  • 'Cause there's the saying "flick your bean."

  • - Oh see, okay that makes more sense.

  • I was thinking of the two little egg things

  • on the top right.

  • - Oh my gosh, I think you just revealed

  • that you've never found the clitoris.

  • - Flick the bean.

  • - Yeah, there you go, see. - I guess it is bean.

  • Yeah, okay.

  • I guess it's bean.

  • - I've never been good at geography,

  • but I know how to find stuff.

  • - You gotta find the hood,

  • it's the one that's looking like Legolas

  • and you're like, "What's good?"

  • And you, you know. - So this is why

  • I just listen to you and like,

  • "Yep, that's the right choice, too, I'm gonna go with that."

  • - The shape of the clitoris resembles a bean.

  • - False. - Whoa!

  • - A wishbone. - A wishbone?

  • - I guess the man in the boat.

  • - I guess the whole thing, I was just thinking--

  • - Yeah, the top of it. - Yeah I was thinking

  • of the whole, okay. - The good stuff.

  • - Yeah, see I knew it.

  • I knew it was one of those iceberg situations.

  • - Look if I got a drawing--

  • - You're only seeing the front.

  • - Nah. - Yeah.

  • - I ain't got nothing.

  • - [Ify] True or false,

  • ovaries contain one to two million eggs at birth.

  • - So the ovaries are what I was thinking about

  • at the top, okay.

  • We're back now.

  • - True. - Is this true?

  • - Yeah. - All right.

  • - Women are born with all the eggs

  • they will ever have at birth.

  • - But it's two million?

  • - Yeah. - The number?

  • - I think so.

  • - One to two million eggs at birth?

  • Yeah, I think that's true.

  • - I think so too because you have a finite amount of eggs

  • and you lose them so I'm gonna go with true, too.

  • - Yeah and then every time,

  • it's only one that gets picked I guess for birth

  • so yeah there's a bunch of 'em.

  • One to two million sounds like a lot, but--

  • - I definitely think it's more complicated than that

  • but I think we're on the right track.

  • - Yeah, I mean.

  • Giving birth for dummies by Jeff. (laughs)

  • - So there's 365 days in a year right?

  • The average person, say you can bear children

  • from like 13 to 40, right?

  • So how many days in that?

  • And then you'd have to think about--

  • - Yeah but it doesn't mean you start--

  • - Two million eggs.

  • - Yeah. - That's a lotta eggs, man.

  • - I think it's right.

  • - All right. - I think it's true.

  • - Going with true. - I think it's true.

  • - I'd say there's like 10,000 maybe.

  • - I know like, yeah.

  • - We're going with true.

  • - Let's go with true. - All right I said true.

  • - We are a very fertile species, humans.

  • - That was true. - True, wow.

  • - Look at that, yeah! - All right!

  • - I told you there's a lot of 'em out there

  • and they just be pickin' one

  • and they're like, "Hey I'm born."

  • - [Josh] How many eggs through ovulation are released

  • during someone's lifetime?

  • Oh here we go.

  • 30 to 50, 100 to 150, 300 to 400, 1,000 to 2,000.

  • - I'm wanna go 400.

  • 300 to 400. - You think 400?

  • - 300 to 400. - I feel like it's even higher

  • - You wanna go a thousand? - I think it's a thousand.

  • - Man, Josh is really like, "These people are fertile, man."

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - Psh.

  • - A thousand. - A thousand it is.

  • - If we're going to stick to our guns

  • and think that we're right

  • then we have to go with 1,000 to 2,000.

  • - Okay let's do it.

  • 1,000 to 2,000.

  • - Stick riding with ourselves.

  • - I believe in the fertility of the human.

  • - All right man, we've been--

  • - You're at 300 though for the record, so.

  • - I said 300. - We'll see, yeah.

  • - 300 to 400. - Oh!

  • Close. - Yeah.

  • - All right we would've been wrong either way.

  • Yeah that wasn't even on our mind.

  • - You were right.

  • You were right on that one, all right.

  • - [Jeff] True or false,

  • a woman set the Guinness World Record for childbirth

  • after her 69th kid.

  • Nice.

  • - Good number to leave it on, 69.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • I'm gonna say that's true 'cause that's so crazy that--

  • - It's so crazy it has to be true.

  • - Yeah it's gotta be true.

  • - I'm calling it false.

  • I just, physically, I feel like things would break down.

  • (Ify laughs)

  • - Things would break down.

  • - Yeah, after like 10 things just start breaking down,

  • but 69, that's a lot.

  • - I mean--

  • - I'm not here to tell women what to do,

  • but look if you want 69 more power to you,

  • I just thought, that's a lot to me.

  • - Yeah, I mean, yeah I'm gonna go false on that too I think.

  • 69 is just too much.

  • - That's too crazy, man. - That's just nuts.

  • - Just poppin' 'em out.

  • - In one lady?

  • More power to her. - Yeah, that's a lot.

  • - I would not wanna be the dad.

  • Just saying.

  • - If you were the dad, you ain't even did nothing!

  • It was her!

  • You say, "I don't wanna be the dad to all them babies!"

  • - Remembering 69 people?

  • - Oh man.

  • - I don't know 69 people's names!

  • - Yeah how about getting those 69 people out?

  • - I definitely don't wanna be the mama.

  • I'm just thinking about the dad, I can't even be the mama.

  • So we ain't even getting there.

  • More power to her though.

  • - The period starts when which hormone is dropped?

  • Testosterone, progesterone, estrogen or serotonin?

  • (sighs)

  • - Maybe progesterone?

  • - This is one of those smart,

  • when it is dropped?

  • Dropped, I'm confusing it with--

  • - Probably guessing level, like dropped in its level.

  • - That's what I'm understanding.

  • - Would be my guess.

  • - I was about to say serotonin is for sure not right.

  • - Yeah, testosterone's not right.

  • I'm thinking estrogen.

  • - I think it's estrogen as well.

  • - Yeah all right we're rockin' with estrogen.

  • - I'd say progesterone.

  • - I don't know what that is.

  • I know what estrogen is,

  • but I don't know what progesterone is.

  • Progesterone.

  • - [Producer] That's wrong, it's progesterone.

  • - Oh, progesterone!

  • - Oh yeah, duh. - Yeah like a pasta sauce.

  • - All right. - Nice.

  • - We didn't do too bad at that.

  • - 54%, you know, that's okay.

  • So that definitely is an F.

  • - We above like half the people.

  • - Yeah, yeah, but it's an F.

  • - I believe 69 is a passing grade.

  • I believe that that's acceptable in my book.

  • - No way.

  • Oh damn, they got a cool number.

  • - Also, the wishbone, that's an exciting revelation.

  • - New learning. - I'm always just looking

  • for the bean.

  • - Yeah I've learned something here.

  • I've learned more than I did in school,

  • that's the one thing, so yeah I'm happy we did this.

  • - [Producer] Did you learn where the clitoris is yet?

  • - No still working on where the clitoris is at, but--

  • - We gotta talk about that.

  • I'm gonna pull up a diagram on the internet

  • so you can locate that, 'cause--

  • - That one's better 'cause I was about to just call my mom

  • and be like, "Hey, so like..."

  • I probably shouldn't do that?

  • Nah, I got it.

  • Let's Google.

  • I'm gonna Google before I call my mom.

  • (upbeat music)

- Tampons and pads, - I don't know man.

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