[music playing]

[spinning]

[music playing]

Ah, SpongeBob is the only guy I know that can have fun with a jellyfish...

For 12 hours!

[music playing]

Oh, wow!

You sure like to dance!

Well, that's enough for tonight.

Put your hands together for... The Incomparable Squidward!

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

What the--

[music playing]

[crashing]

[groaning]

[spinning]

[crashing]

[spinning]

[sliding]

[thudding]

Your Krabby Patty, ma'am!

Now eat it, swallow it and chew it down!

Oh, thank you very much, darling and your dance moves are pretty cool too!

Really, you like my dancing?

[music playing]

[sizzling]

Oh, no!

Caramel... hardening!

Tough to get out of here!

Patrick, Patrick!

- What? - Can I get a little help here?

Oh, sure thing, pal!

Hey, everybody, make some room!

The floor's all yours!

Knock 'em dead, kid!

[music playing]

[spinning]

Good gravy, get a load of the talent here!

Oh, please, just wait until you see my brilliant moves!

Woah!

[gasping]

Next up we have SpongeBob SquarePants.

[cheering]

Oh, man, I can't wait!

I am so stoked on dancing right now!

Now, before I begin,

let me just thank you all for coming out tonight.

[mumbling]

Will you please stop it and let my dancing do the talking?

[cheering]

Wow, Squidward, the crowd's gone silent.

Of course they have,

they are in the presence of a true artiste!

[music playing]

[chattering]

- What's he doing? - Is he hurt?

I dunno, man but it's hurting my eyes!

I think I'm gonna be sick!

[vomiting]

Er... Squidward?

Ha, if they think that's good, wait till they see...

[groaning]

[screaming]

Cramp!

[moaning]

[screaming]

Isn't there a single dancer here who is not assisted by a partner?

Er... what about number 52 over there?

[screaming]

Is he... alone?

Let me see.

Why, yes, he is a single dancer!

Oh, well then...

[screaming]

I guess he wins.

[screaming]

[cheering]

I love your new dance, Patrick!

[screaming]

Thanks.