Communal masturbation. The old circle jerk

You're invisible!

I had a strange tingling sensation in my anus

Oh

who's your daddy?

i'm your daddy! I'm big daddy!

Oh yeah you like that

You're very cute. You not so much but there's always room for a little one

I tied a rope to my feet

and tried to yank them over my head

And I've got like, six pillows

I nearly broke my neck

I was so close

An inch feels like a mile

I appear to have shat myself

Let's get the wind flying through your hair

Let's get that wind flying through your scalp c'mon

So being Santa sucks a big fat cock

Two pints of lager please barmaid

Are you gonna pay for them?

No

- Nick cock man - Fuck off

Names were never my strong point but I think the whole French thing sold it

Sorry mate

Nice cardigan

You're creeping out of your weird little shell, I get that. Good for you.

But let's get one thing straight

I'm the funny guy around here

Didn't you say you wanted to piss on her tits?

probably best to keep that kinda anything between you and your internet service provider

The strange tingling sensation in my anus has spread through my body and now

I can't feel my legs

You should see the looks on your faces

Classic

Classic!