any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about

the flatness of a child's pillow.

Monica, hi! Um..

Monica, you're scaring me.

I mean, you're like, you're all chaotic and twirly, you know.

And not-not in a good way.

Yeah, calm down.

You don't see Ross getting all chaotic

and twirly every time they come.

That's because as far as my parents are concerned

Ross can do no wrong.

You see, he's the prince.

Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.

- Ew, ew, ew! - What?

Ugly naked guy got a Thighmaster.

(in unison) Ew!

Has anybody seen my engagement ring?

Yeah, it's beautiful.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

No-no, don't touch that.

Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough

having to give it back to him..

Hi, Barry! Remember me?

I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart

in front of your entire family!

Oh, God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring

without the ring, which makes it so much harder.

Easy, Rach, we'll find it.

- Won't we? - Oh, yeah.

Alright, when did you have it on last?

Doy! Probably right before she lost it.

You don't get a lot of doy these days.

I know, I had it this morning

and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with..

Dinah?

Oh, don't be mad.

- You didn't. - Oh, I'm sorry.

I gave you one job!

Oh, but look how straight those noodles are.

Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look

for an engagement ring in a lasagna.

I just can't do it.

Boys? We're going in.

[knock on door]

Hi.

Wow. That is not a happy hi.

Carol's pregnant.

Ooh! I found it!

W-w-what?

Yeah.

Do that for another two hours

you might be where I am right about now.

Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?

Well now, how how do you fit into this whole thing?

Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved

but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.

Basically it's totally up to me.

She is so great! I miss her.

Well, what does she mean by involved?

I mean, presumably the biggest part of your job is done.

Anyway, they want me to go down to this

sonogram thing with them tomorrow.

- Wow. - So what are you gonna do?

I have no idea.

No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.

[cutlery clanking]

Well, this is still ruined, right?