They say it's the same as the distance

from the tip of a guy's thumb

the the tip of his index finger.

That's ridiculous.

Can I use either thumb?

Alright. Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

Decaf cappuccino for Joey.

Coffee, black.

Latte.

And an iced tea.

I'm getting pretty good at this.

- Excellent. - Good job.

Good for me.

[mumbling]

- You okay, Phoebe? - Yeah. No, I'm just, it's, uh..

It's not even worth. It's my bank.

And what did they do to you?

It's not, it's just.. Okay.

I'm goin' through my mail, and I open

up their monthly, you know, statement--

- Easy, easy. - And, yeah..

And there's $500 extra in my account.

Oh! Satan's minions at work again.

Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there and deal with them.

What are you talkin' about? Keep it.

It's not mine. I didn't earned it.

If I kept it, it would be like stealing.

Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.

Okay. Okay.

Let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes.

Do you know what I'd hear with every step I took?

Not mine. Not mine. Not mine.

And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping.

I'd hear, not-not mine. Not-not mine.

We're with you. We got it

Okay. I just, I'd never be able to enjoy it.

It would be like this giant karmic debt.

(Monica) 'Chandler, what are you doin'?'

Hey, what are you doing?

- Oh, whoa! - Oh, gross.

- What are you doing? - What is this?

I'm smoking. I'm smoking I'm smoking.

Oh, I can't believe you.

You've been so good for three years.

And this...is my reward.

Hold on a second, alright.

Just think about what you went

through the last time you quit.

Okay, so this time I won't quit.

- No! Put it down. - Alright! I'm putting it out.

I'm putting it out.

Oh, no! I, uh.. I can't drink this now.

Alright, I'm gonna go change. I've got a date.

Is this Alan again? How's it goin'?

It's going pretty good, you know.

It's nice and we're having fun.

So, when do we get to meet the guy?

- 'Yeah?' - Let's see, today's Monday.

- Never. - Come on!

No, no, not after what happened with Steve.

What are you talking about? We love Steve.

Steve was sexy!

- Sorry. - Yeah.

Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet.

Just give me a chance to figure that out.

Well, then can we meet him?

No. Sorry.