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[Singing]
[唱歌]
Skrattar du!
你笑!
Förlorar du, mannen!
如果你輸了,伙計!
Welcome everyone to skrattar du förlorar du. (This man needs help)
歡迎大家笑,你輸了。(這個人需要幫助)
YouTube's favorite show. t-series is losing so hard. I bet I bet t-series is thinking: Oh we beat him. Yeah
YouTube的最喜愛的節目。T系列是失去這麼難。我敢打賭,我敢打賭,T系列在想:哦,我們打他。是啊
We're gonna laugh at some clips here today, but will you accept this challenge please it will be my last request from t-series
我們在今天的一些片段會笑,但你會接受這個挑戰,請這將是我從T系列的最後一個請求
PLEASE!
請!
Smash like smash like
像粉碎粉碎一樣
Smash like on the video
粉碎像視頻
Smash like got damn it
像粉碎了該死
Jesus Christ
耶穌基督
Hurry up hurry up. Come on
快點快點。來吧
Come on
來吧
Laughing Boi heheheheheheehehheheehh
笑博伊heheheheheheehehheheehh
more laughing
更笑
I Feel like this is exactly how I would react if someone this this to me sometimes when people just wake me up at night
我覺得這正是,如果有人這樣對我,有時,當人們只是叫我起床,晚上我會如何反應
I just start screaming because I don't know what's happening. It's my body adjusting to the concept of consciousness
我剛開始尖叫,因為我不知道發生了什麼事。這是我的身體調整到觀念意識
It just doesn't want to deal with it
它只是不希望來對付它
He just wanted to die. Oh, yeah, you know if somebody in the house
他只是想死。哦,對了,你知道,如果有人在家裡
Oh, yeah, I reckon I want kids just to troll them like this. That's that's just beautiful
哦,是的,我想我要小孩只是嚇嚇他們這樣。這是這只是美麗
I feel like that's the only good thing about kids is they control the living hell out of them. Look at my bar
我認為這是個關於孩子唯一的好東西是他們所控制的人間地獄了出來。看看我的吧
Look at that bar. It is full it got recharged from that shit dawg. How about your life? How's your life to going?
看看那家酒吧。這是充滿了它得到了從那些歌耶充電。怎麼樣的生活?如何是你的生活了?
No one cares literally no one cares Vader is waiting around anywhere to scare me cuz all freaked out
沒有人關心字面上沒有人關心維達正在等待任何地方來嚇唬我,因為一切嚇壞了
Was that it actually in an anime? Oh
是,它實際上是在一個動畫?哦
This is a person yeah, it's a persona you'll never see him tell
這是一個人啊,這是你永遠不會看到他講一個人物
Perfect dance let's show it synchronize. Oh god, what's happening? See? All right
完美的舞蹈讓我們向它同步。哦,上帝,發生了什麼?看到?行
What is he doing
他在做什麼
they stole Pikachu do something do something
他們偷走了皮卡丘做一些事情做些什麼
hehehe
呵呵呵
When t-series beats PewDiePie, they're never saving
當T系列節拍PewDiePie,他們永遠保存
god dam it t-series ah
神壩它的T系列啊
What's happening - Pikachu looks like it's trying to eat himself, that Pikachu on a bad thing. We'll get those. It's alright
這是怎麼回事 - 皮卡丘看起來像它試圖吃自己,那皮卡丘上一件壞事。我們會得到這些。沒關係
heha
肚子
Your mom took my corporal cat looks like corporal cat is lagging
你媽媽拉著我的肉體貓看起來像貓下士是滯後
You ragequit it ran away oh
你ragequit逃跑了哦
My god what oh
我的上帝啊什麼
God yeah, it's pretty sexy. What can I say?
上帝啊,這是相當性感。我能說什麼?
Why am I watching this I have a lot of questions right now
為什麼我看這個,我現在有很多的問題,
There's dolphins get the N word pass because that's not okay for dolphins to do that. They're not black all your fish
有海豚得到了N個字通,因為這是不行的海豚這樣做。他們不是黑你所有的魚
Like I don't get it guys that's what they're trading it's a hamster again
就像我不明白這一點的傢伙,這就是他們的交易是再次倉鼠
Everyone has to do something for the hundredth time. Oh
每個人都有做一些第一百次。哦
Why is no one made a pewdiepie version of this meme it's so beautiful, please. Have you smashed like yet?
為什麼沒有人做這個說法是如此美麗的pewdiepie版本,請。你喜歡被砸了嗎?
Someone actually
有人竟
Spent time printing out and cutting out. This is what I'm saying for
耗時打印出來並裁剪。這是我在說什麼
So long memes were created just to halt the progression of mankind
所以只要記因剛剛創建阻止人類的進步
There's no way anyone would spend time doing this back in the day no one thought to themselves
有這樣的人沒有會花時間做這個早在一天卻沒想到自己
Hey, you know, what would be funny if I print out a bunch of faces or Michael Jackson and put them on stickman figures
嘿,你知道,如果我打印出一堆面或邁克爾·傑克遜,並把它們放在火柴人的數字會是什麼好笑
No one thought about that in the medieval ages. No one thought about that when we were during a toga new game around
沒有人想到,在中世紀時代。沒有人想過,當我們是一個新的長袍比賽期間各地
Alright a booga dooga doing you see what I'm saying here. You see what I'm saying?
好吧,一個booga dooga做你知道我的意思在這裡。你看我在說什麼?
Humanity has reached its peak
人類已經達到了頂峰
Saltador hey. Oh, yeah
嘿跳線。哦,是的
Cool, no particular car years and you cannot do in its cosmetic could no car
酷,沒有特別的車多年,你不能在它的化妝品做再也車
scuzz konoka
scuzz konoka
terminal machinery, is that the actual I
終端機器,是實際I
Haven't even watched Jojo and I got the reference why have I not watched Jojo is clearly everything I ever won from an anime
甚至還沒有看過喬喬和我為什麼我不看喬喬的參考顯然是我曾經從一個動畫贏得了一切
Worse meme obscene Jesus Christ, not even trying I did laughs
更糟糕的米姆淫穢耶穌基督,甚至沒有想我也笑
I didn't laugh if I laugh then the health bar would still be intact.
如果我笑的那麼健康酒吧仍然是完整的我沒有笑。
So point proven liberals
所以點證明自由主義者
Really good. Oh my god, it's me
真的很不錯。噢,我的上帝,這是我
Jesus Christ see this is the kind of enthusiasm
耶穌基督看到這是那種熱情
I expect when I asked for a freakin bro fish not today
我希望,當我問今天一個刻著兄弟魚不
You have not deserved that then
您還沒有罪有應得然後
You know very well what you did wrong if you think I'm angry now just wait until I'm angry when T-series passes me
你很清楚你做錯了什麼,如果你認為我現在很生氣只是等待,直到我生氣時,T系列經過我
Well, you know that I'm swaggin you should go berd Osama bin Laden
嗯,你知道我swaggin你應該去BERD拉登
I was his heartfelt. I felt thank god. Damn. I felt they
我是他發自內心的。我覺得感謝上帝。該死的。我覺得他們
Hey, bring, you know that I'm swaggin. You should go with beer Osama bin
嘿,讓你知道我swaggin。你應該用啤酒烏薩馬·本·去
Let's move on before it gets to mother tanks
讓我們繼續它得到母親的坦克前
She got waves
她得到了波
Beldo fing got waves, but it's not even weighs it weights out of him now dammit. This meme has always been this bad
貝爾朵Fing頭有波瀾,但它甚至不是現在體重它的權重了他該死。這種惡搞一直是這個壞
Why is no one given me waves? That's why I'm angry right now. What all this is trauma. I will call my mama
為什麼沒有人給我浪?這就是為什麼我現在很生氣。這一切都為創傷。我會打電話給我的媽媽
That's a beautiful man. Hi mama. Oh
這是一個美麗的人。嗨媽媽。哦
Hang up on my mama. Hang up on my mom. I've been sad mama. I appreciate you
掛斷我的媽媽。掛斷我的媽媽。我一直傷心媽媽。我感激你
Christ you should go to therapy man. I don't really know the details but every single day she
基督,你應該去治療的人。我真的不知道細節,但每一天,她
Dog like a month. I don't understand. That was a great Clayton much tank. Well done. Good thing
狗不像一個月。我聽不懂。這是一個偉大的克萊頓多罐。做得好。好東西
I have a little zip, but don't eat it out of the dark
我有一個小拉鍊,但不要吃它走出黑暗
Bitch only I can do it because I have this monster jet. All right, which is really questionable at this point
母狗只有我能做到這一點,因為我有這個怪物噴射。好吧,這實在是值得懷疑在這一點上
That was legit, I like that good aesthetic
這是合法的,我喜歡這樣良好的審美
Sometimes I just forget I'm recording a video and there's a certain level of professionalism that needs to be involved. I am sorry
有時候,我只是忘了我錄製視頻並有敬業精神一定程度,需要參與。對不起
Alright enough playing around. I see my health bar and I realize it's time for me to yeah
好了足夠的玩耍。我看到我的健康吧,我意識到這是時候了,我呀
No more laughing. Let's freakin do this
沒有更多的笑。讓我們刻著這樣做
Whoo that was hard that was hard
喔,這是辛苦,很難
God dammit
可惡
Just doing of some review for my test. Just remember one way to read faster is
只是在做一些審查我的考驗。只要記住快速閱讀是單向的
Is to read faster damn
是讀取速度更快該死
That's some thousand IQ shit
這是一些千智商狗屎
[You ain't gettin' no translation here!]
[你是不是剛開了沒翻譯這裡!]
No, one translate if you're Swedish do not translate like do not do it. It's not worth it
不,如果你是瑞典不翻譯好像不這樣做一個翻譯。這不值得
It's gonna be bathe major chaos you to shut down stock. Go to zero next clip everyone. I
這會是洗澡重大混亂您關閉股票。轉到零下一個剪輯的每一個人。一世
Want every gun we have to fire on that man, that's CGI Oh
希望每個槍,我們必須開槍那個人,那是CGI哦
That's pretty good
這是相當不錯的
Wolford will know blades. Oh, he got a blade. He's got it
沃爾福德就知道了刀片。哦,他得到了一個刀片。他得到了它
What for nothing, it's just wrong. He's gone into stage two
什麼白白,這是絕對錯誤的。他已經進入第二階段
The Lord behind why he has that blade it's red (Yee)
後面為什麼他有一個刀片它是紅色的主(議)
Why do you never do epic stuff like that, huh? All you do is freaking sleep
為什麼你永遠不會做這樣的史詩的東西,是吧?你要做的就是睡眠再用
What are you gonna do jump off a bridge like sleeping? And what are you gonna do?
什麼是你要去這樣做跳樓狀睡覺的橋樑?而且你會怎麼做?
Let's watch the last clip together like a real family. I
讓我們一起觀看了最後一個片段像一個真正的家庭。一世
Locked it down
鎖定下來
God damn it
他媽的
Okay, everyone that was another episode of
好了,大家都認為是另一個插曲
What am I recording your life you lose? That's right, everyone
什麼是我記錄你失去了你的生活?這是正確的,每個人都
Smash like very silently on the video cuz you sleeping. See you guys next week. Okay, you want to say anything?
粉碎喜歡的視頻,因為你睡覺很默默的。見你們下週。好吧,你想說什麼?
Well, that's racist. You can't say that you want pyramids. We got him. Oh, you're into castles, huh?
嗯,這是種族主義。你不能說你要金字塔。抓到他了。哦,你到城堡,是吧?
We got you covered baby. You want some bets easy?
我們都能滿足您的寶貝。你想要一些投注容易嗎?
We got it all
我們得到了這一切
This game is still relevant. God damn it
這場比賽仍然是相關的。他媽的