Automated Voice: What the fuck is this, Felix?

(Marzia) 這他媽是殺小

Felix: It's your favorite game!

(Pewds) 這是你最愛的遊戲啊

*clap*

(Marzia) 又是"快樂輪子"嗎

Automated Voice: Is it Happy Wheels again?

(Pewds)不..不是

Felix: No.

(Marzia)最好不是，否則我會為了Jack Spedicy 跟你分手

Automated Voice: It better not be, Felix, else I am

(Pewds) 你確定嗎?!?!

breaking up with you for Jack Spedicy

(Pewds) 這遊戲有很多熱情的"小女孩"

John Cena: Are you sure about that?

(Pewds)這遊戲跟友情、排球有關，還有美好的時間

Felix: This game...is so much more than

(Marzia)好的，按任何按鍵

just hot "babes". Okay?

(Marzia)沒作用阿

Felix: This game is about: friendship, volleyball

(Pewds)不是，是要這個

and having a great time.

(Marzia)那我的呢?

Marzia: M'kay. "Press any button".

(Pewds)沒有啊，你不用玩啊

*presses button*

(Marzia)什麼!!

*Felix laughing*

(Pewds)不，是給你玩

Marzia: It didn't work.

(Pewds)好那你現在要選我的女朋友

Felix: No, it's a *presses controller button*

(Pewds)呃..我的意思是呃...

Marzia: Oh.

(Marzia) 嗯殺小?

Marzia: Where's mine?

(Marzia)噢我可以選擇嗎

Felix: No, you don't get to play.

(Marzia)你在幹嘛阿

Marzia: What?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Pewds)你按圈圈選你要去的地方

Felix: No. You *get* to play.

(Pewds)你想要去Zack的攤販，好選擇

Felix: Okay, you're gonna have to pick my girlfriend

(Pewds)或許買個布料、一個起司蛋糕、一隻螃蟹

--Uh, I mean, my, uh...

(Pewds)買螃蟹Marzia

Marzia: Excuse me?

他媽的野蠻人

Felix: *laughing nervously*

(Pewds)你真的很擅長玩這遊戲耶

Marzia: Ooh, can I pick?

(Pewds)買螃蟹，快啦買螃蟹

Felix: Yeah, so, you pick--you pick

夠了

where you wanna go.

再度野蠻人

Press, uh, press circle to go somewhere.

(Pewds)如果我是日本動漫的小女孩，我會喜歡螃蟹的

Felix: You want to go to the 'Jack of Trades'

(Marzia)拿去啦，給你的

Good choice. Uh, perhaps, buy some fabric.

好了關於螃蟹的事你現在可以他媽的閉上嘴了嗎

A cheesecake.

(Marzia)好那我現在還可以幹嘛

A crab, perhaps.

(Pewds)呃..按X回去

Felix: Buy the crab, Marzia.

(Pewds)你什麼事都不能做，你只能這裡買東西

(insert savage teXt)

(Pewds)所以如果你想去

Felix: You're really good at this game.

(Marzia)特纳利夫岛

Buy the crab, c'mon, buy the crab

(Pewds)特纳利夫岛，對就是特纳利夫島，所以往下

Felix: If I was an anime babe, I would love a crab.

(Pewds)現在我們就是要看她，毫無原因

Felix: Thank you.

所以這是我們的女朋友?

Automated Voice: Okay, could you now shut the fuck up

(Pewds)我..我不知道發生什麼事

about buying crabs, now?

(Marzia)噢但我知道發生什麼事

(windows startup sound)

(Pewds)呃為什麼...為什麼你要選呢?Marzia

*Windows XP startup sound bass boosted*

(Pewds)好，等等，啥?

Marzia: Okay, what else do I do now?

(Pewds)WOW，好，我沒玩過這個，但是我聽過這個

Felix: Uh, well, go back with 'x'.

(Pewds)你必須拍照，等等等等

You can't really do anything--you just buy stuff there.

(Pewds)小心，你不會想錯過任何東西的

So, if you wanna go--

(Marzia)我只是按

"Marzia: Tenerife? (island in Canary islands)"

(Pewds)你就是錯過了阿

Felix *sarcastically*: "Tenerife", that's right, it's "Tenerife"

(Marzia)我只是

Felix: So, go down, okay, you--you...

(Pewds)隨便啦

Okay.

(Pewds)好，這遊戲你要跟她比賽跑步，可嗎?

Now, we just get to see her for no reason, so.

(Pewds)你開始之後越快按X越好

Felix: I don't--I don't know what's happening.

(Marzia)等等，他們跑起來是怎樣

Marzia: Well, I know what's happening.

(pewds)不要太快，不要太快

*laughter*

(Marzia)為什麼?

Felix: Why are you--what did you select, Marzia?

(Pewds)你失敗，你會失敗

Felix: Okay, wait--what?

(Pewds)太快了-太慢了，再快點

Oh! Okay. I never done this.

(Pewds)Marzia你在幹嘛啊!!!

But, I've heard about this.

(Marzia)我是哪個阿

...

(Pewds)我建立起來的名，等等你不知道你是誰?

You have to take pictures.

(Marzia)我是那個

Felix: Wait, no-no-no. Careful, you don't want

(Pewds)不你不是!!你是女的!!!你毀了我的高分紀錄

to skip anything.

(Marzia)我們有

Felix: You skipped it!

(Pewds)我在這遊戲建立了好幾小時的關係

What the hell?

(Marzia)任務失敗?!

Felix: Alright, so this game you are

(Pewds)你任務失敗了??

running against each other. Okay?

(Marzia)是你失敗的

You start pressing 'x' as fast as you can.

(Pewds)我根本就沒玩阿

Marzia: Wait, how are they running like that?

(Marzia)她失敗的

*laughter*

(Pewds)沒錯

Felix: GO

(Marzia)他是啥?這是啥?

Not too fast, though. Not too fast.(heheheh)

(Pewds)我..我不知道

Marzia: Why?

(Pewds)我試著要理解

Felix: You fall. You'll fall.

(Pewds)是12歲的

Too fast--too slow.

(Marzia)就因為她是小胸部?

Go faster.

(Marzia)這是什麼?

Marzia! What are you doing?

(Pewds)幹得好，日本

Marzia: Who am I?

(Pewds)Tranquil海灘看起來不錯，不覺得嗎?

Felix: I built a reputa--you don't even know

(Marzia)當然，何不?

who you are?!

(Pewds)好那我們按紅色的那個

No, you're not! You're the girl!

(Marzia)好這是"離開"好嗎

You're ruining my highscore.

(Pewds)啥?

Marzia: We have some--

(Marzia)那是"離開"

Felix: I built hours of relationships in this game.

(Pewds)什麼意思

Marzia: 'Mission failed'?!(we'll get em next time)

(Marzia)就是，不是這個，因為她說

Felix: You failed a mission?

(Pewds)你在說什麼

Marzia: /You/ failed.

(Marzia)我正在讓這遊戲合理化好嗎

Felix: How did I--I didn't even play!

(Pewds)爬山!!我從沒玩過這個

Marzia: She failed.

(Pewds)我試著要找到這個！你怎麼找到的?是哪一個阿

Felix: That's right.

(Pewds)我們要爬山了Marzia

...

(Pewds)我們要爬，我們要往上爬，就像你要

Marzia: Who is it? What is this?

(Marzia)這看起來好像不是好主意

Felix: I don't--I don't know.

(Pewds)不，這是好主意，她很好

I'm tryna figure it out

(Marzia)我的天阿

Hey! It's the twelve year old in the game.

(Pewds)她準備好了

boobs

(Marzia)天阿這個

Felix: Good job, Japan.

(Pewds)不你要點那個

Tranquil Beach sounds good, doesn't it?

(Pewds)加油！不要死

Marzia: Sure.

(Marzia)這個

Felix: Okay. And then pick--pick one of the red ones.

(Pewds)你掉下去後會發生什麼事?

Marzia: Okay, this is 'quit'. Okay?

(Pewds)為什麼你要這樣做

Felix: What?

(Marzia)這看起來好危險

Marzia: That is quit.

(Pewds)我有點想要她掉下來，死掉然後脖子斷了

Felix: What does that mean?

(Pewds)那音效真的太...厲害了

Marzia: Like, not this. 'Cause, she talked to--

(Marzia)噢你看她都出汗了，你有看到嗎

Felix: What are you saying?

(Marzia)但她頭髮還是很完美

Felix: Mountain climbing!

(Marzia)現在我們要幹嘛

I never done this. I-I've been trying to find this.

(Pewds)我不知道

How did you find this?

♪我只想告訴你，你是我的摯愛，Yeah♪

Which one was it?

(Marzia)我可以跳舞，但你必須改變我

We're gonna mountain climb, Marzia.

(Pewds)好，我不知道怎麼改變角色

Gonna climb. We gonna go high up.

(Pewds)我怎麼會知道這種事阿?

Then, as you do on a holiday.

(Pewds)讓我來展現要怎麼搞定

Marzia: This seems like a bad idea.

(Marzia)我的意思是，你看她，她好高

Felix: No, it's a good idea. She's fine. OMG

(Pewds)等等，這是啥

*laughing*

(Pewds)哦！這可以拍照

She's ready.

(Pewds)我怎麼做到的！！

Go!

(Marzia)衝阿

No, you gotta hit the-you gotta hit the *pointing*

(Pewds)不，你在玩遊戲

Marzia: Okay, okay.

(Pewds)再快！

Felix: C'mon. Don't DIE.

(Pewds)你贏了！Marzia

Marzia: This is--

(Marzia)對，意思就是那女人

Felix: What happens if you fall?

(Pewds)太厲害了

Why are you doing this?

(Pewds)現在你可以..你可以選了

Marzia: This seems so dangerous.

(Marzia)Okayyy

Felix: I kinda want her to fall. And die.

(Marzia)這女孩是我們之前選的那個

And break her neck.

(Marzia)不喜歡她，不要那樣

The voice acting is...amazing.

(Marzia)這個，還是那個?

Marzia: Oh, look! She's sweaty.

(Pewds)我想我比較喜歡那個

You see her?

(Marzia)真假

But her hair is perfect.

(Pewds)另外一個看起來有點奇怪

What are we doing now?

殺小

Felix: I don't know.

為什麼

♪ I just wanna tell you: you're all I love, yeah ♪

(Marzia)我們要跟我們的小女孩對戰囉

Marzia: I can dance, you have to change me.

(Marzia)哇~不錯耶你

Felix: Okay. I don't know how you

(Pewds)發生什麼事了

change character--how would I know these things?

(Pewds)如果我們掉下去，你就死定了

Let me show you how it's--how it's done.

夠了

Marzia: I mean, I mean look at her. She's like, so tall.

好了！！

Felix: Woah, what does this--

幹！好了喔！！

Oh, I can take pictures!

該死

W O A H!

(Marzia)又來囉

How'd I do this? Oh!

停下來阿！！

Marzia: Go!

Felix: No, you're playing the game!

dad ITS NOT WHAT YOU NOOOOO

Go faster!

You're winning, Marzia!

Amazing!

*laughing*

*strained* Yes!

Felix: Now you can pick--now you can pick.

Marzia: Okay!

Felix: Ooh.

Marzia: So, that's the girl we had before.

Don't like her.

Don't like that.

That one? Or, that one?

Felix: I think I prefer that one.

Marzia: Really?

Felix: The other one looks a bit strange.

Ok. Now you must play.

You picked this.

WHAT?

Why?! WHY?!

Okay, alright.

Marzia: We're here against my babe.

Felix: Oh! Oh! C'mon!

Marzia: Look at my bad boings.

Oh, you're good!

Felix: What is happening?

If we fall in, you're dead.

Stop!

S T O P !

For fuck! Stop it!

Ah!

Ah!

Stop!!

C'mon!

C'mon!

Yay!

*the text on screen is not being said at all*

*Ainsley* "Ye-eah Boyah

*Windows 'shut down' sound*