JUsT EaT ThE DAHm ChIlD, FeLix! ~Still Mocking~

If PEWDIEPIE DOESN'T EAT THE CHILD!!!!!!!!!

I... will unsubscribe :O ~Music Starts Fading In~

When is he going to eat the kid!?!

Where... Is The Kid? (Buy your book today!0

~Mocking Us (pff)~ WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

~Crazy Pewds Oof~ I am finally gonna EAt THE KID!!

~Pewds mocking ~ (Scoffs)

*~ Pewds Version Of The Iconic Ali-A Intro ~*

~Eat The picture, By Day by Dave~ (I saw it when it came out :3)

WELCOME EVERYBODY! To "Eat The Picture"

LWIAY!!!!

LWIAY, YouTube's greatest show, everybody!

The show where I, review the meme. :3

It's very unique and it's different from all of my other shows trust me!

Trust me! Okay? (Sure Pewds. I as a fellow 9 year old will never doubt my wonderful leader!)

No, honestly it feels like I haven't done this in a while. Am i right with that assumption? :/ (I dunno)

Either way, let's check out what you guys, posted on the reddit. "The Pewdiepie Submissions"

My man was going for the handshake...This is so sad (Can we hit 1000 likes?)

i've seen this already. can someone please, can someone please give that dog a handshake?

can someone please do something?

wait this has 33 thousand uploads

this is one of the most upvoted reddit post on the pewdiepie submissions, great

ah great, this again. eat the kid's damn picture, really?

you know what? i'm not even reacting to this. I'm moving on. i don't need this

I don't need this judgment. by the way, your handwriting is terrible

moving on

marzia big serve meme (???)

the wedding is off until felix eats the kid's picture, i'm not about to marry a coward

my own future wife

has turned against me. is this where we finally

fight

is this our first little fight?

just cause i don't eat this child? you're all mad at me?

what if I don't eat him, huh? what are you gonna do, unsubscribe?

oooh- wait, actually T-Series is coming, please guys

I need you just for a little bit longer

face lampshade set out to eat my face

and i said-

until I ate a picture of him, and I said, okay, a hundred. as a joke. i didn't think the mad lad would do it

your blood is now completely diluted with the essence of pewdiepie

first of all, I will not do any more of these challenges, okay

if I see you do one I will ignore it

but I will eat the kid at the end of this video

just do it pewds

even youtube. even youtube

lmao ok if pewdiepie eats a picture of that kid we'll stop demonetizing his videos

man i''m excited. I've never aten- eaten paper, so uh

never eaten a child

so we'll see how it goes. i'm excited

pathetic. if I ever make a diss track burn some trash garbage

and legit make me inhale it

till i die

well i'm about to do that, so

you guys need to stop holding me accountable for all the things I said

to be fair, okay

Everyone made diss tracks, okay

It was the clickbait of last year. you want views? just make a stupid diss track. and they were all pretty terrible

now i know my diss track isn't the best one. if anything it falls on the lower end of anything

but it still floats above all the most youtuber diss tracks that I've seen and it was made completely ironically

i don't know how so many people seem to miss that point

i had people going like well, you said you didn't care about T-Series whatdatah- well it's a joke!

it's a joke

do I have to explain every time I make a joke?

a blue whale's vagina is so big and deep that five to six men can easily lay down in it

making it the world's next biggest pussy after

don't make me- i will hurt people

are there gonna be any material that doesn't involve this child? i need to know this right now

okay that's pretty cool *laughs*

konichiwa. woah, i read a word in japanese

nihongo desu nae (???)

the real rap god

i'm surprised you guys liked the video. i'm- i'm happily surprised

when me and brad shot it i kept going

I don't care, like let's just film it. it's whatever. I like, we have a new video that needs to go up tomorrow

it doesn't matter. let's just film it

and then during the editing process i just immediately turned into a psychopath

and went, you need to cut all of this, you need to fix this, this is exactly-

but yeah, I think it was worth it. it was a fun meme

what if felix doesn't eat the kids picture? he's a sociopath?

oh!

i feel like a lot of people misunderstood the video. i don't have a personal problem with katie or shane

and I don't think they made the video in any bad intention. i just thought it was a bad video

that's right. i'm backtracking now

backtracking!

T-Series needs only 2 million su- oh no. amnesia, pewdiepie, come on

nothing is working

it's so obvious that T-Series is gonna take over no matter what, so I might as well meme it

i don't know why people find it so weird. I get people asking me privately like, so like what do you actually think about it?

i'm like, what do you think? like, what do you think?

stop asking me questions- I'm gonna KILL THEM

i'm a sociopath and we live in a society. do sociopaths breathe?

yes

i just got the chills

how to always be monetized. step 1

copyright the T-Series diss track. that can easily be done. put the song in every video, maybe in the endcard

that's a good idea. copystrike yourself

oh my god, copystrike yourself . how could i be so blind? that's genius. it was so obvious all along

I just need to copystrike myself. well as silly as it sounds it's actually 100% possible

YouTube system is so easily exploitable at this point, you know, there are laws to protect reviews and uh

and references and you're allowed to show them. YouTube is responsible for what is on their website

so the easiest action for them is just to delete or give the revenue to the copyright claimer

and uh, it's a shame. it makes it such a mess. sharing stuff is such a-

you know what, I don't need to get in a preachy thing (???)

my point. let's just backtrack all of that

if I did this another claim could still come in and we would have to split it

but at least I would get half instead of nothing for using like a two second clip or whatever

all the other lyrics in the diss track

bah lasagna

that's the real intellectual line, okay, people don't understand it

if you think it's a stupid line, you don't get it. also notice how I kept going like this in the video. that's right

i didn't realize how much I was pointing until after where I review the footage and once you see it

you can't unsee it. for some reason doing this felt very natural for me at the time, okay, stop judging me

uploading the felix wheezing compilation again because it never made it- oh wait what

that's why pewdiepie should never shave

I need to shave like this distance is not good. maybe if I have it like that it's alright

but whatever I got going now, it's not good

see felix it's not that hard

imagine if i actually-

that's the best use of greenscreen I have seen in my life

i can't diss pewdiepie. he is unbeatable

well finally, real recognizes real, thank you, thank you eminem. very good

eating the picture. waiting for the subreddit to make a bunch of memes of the kid for the free-

felix. the child

eat the picture

eat the kid

sorry, felix this meme is locked. it'll unlock automatically if the kid is eat- oh my god. alright fine

can we get some uhh

i need the right music for this

here we go

he's done this for 100 days

i'm gonna swallow it

i'm such a health nerd

i'm already like, am i gonna die?

you know, of all the sightings concerning me (???) and it's a different story

this kid's have done 100 days, and i'm like, oh am i gonna die views?

alright, no more of this stuff. no more challenges. if I see one I'm ignoring it, okay

it was a fun meme for what it was and face lampshade

very well done. good job. you did it. congratulations

i'm glad no one died. that's uh, that's all I appreciate right now. thanks for watching

we added a t-shirt of meme review, a lot of people have been saying

they want a t-shirt version and it's cheaper

so if you want to get merch a little cheaper version we have that now as well. we also have phone cases added

how about that? that's great. no one seems to buy this one. it's so cool. i don't know why. alright

well, either way, I appreciate all the support on this. it's doing really well. i'm very happy that you guys like it and

yeah, just thanks for all the support arigato go sayo mes (???). it has uh, it has 7 days left

that's probably 6 days cause this will go out tomorrow. i'll see you then

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