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  • Look at this snail he's so cute

  • It is so cute, oh my god

  • Oh when you [are] moving here all the butterflies come out. It's so cute

  • Oh, noo, Marzia hates butterfly what

  • I HATE BUTTERFLIES

  • And this mother duck and her ducklings

  • yeah they're so cute

  • AH

  • Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's adorable. Oh my God. That's so cute. How do I get a--

  • Hey, watch out! He peed on you! -What's happening?

  • OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Kill him!

  • I'll poop here. How do you lure him? -I don't know, we have to figure that out. Fucking idiot

  • Oh my God

  • Did you just say that for real on camera?! Is there a frog? Do I like frogs? -Yeah you do.

  • Oh my God, this frog is so cute!

  • Okay, let's catch some butterflies

  • You hate butterflies, right?

  • Right, I hate them. So let's catch them -I know. Don't worry

  • And then we will eradicate them from the planet

  • Got one. You caught a ladybug

  • Do I like ladybugs? -Yeah-- No

  • No? -No

  • EW -Okay good.

  • Finally you're doing something useful.

  • You are not funny. This is not funny. -I'm sor-- it was just a joke for the thing, ok?

  • You're nothing, you're a bad boyfriend. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am-- I am [a] bad boyfriend.

  • I'm sorry. You're a shitty girlfriend.

  • You will never see this nips then. -No, I don't-- just stop your nips, please

  • Okay? Thank you

  • What are you doing? What are you doing right now? -Do you love me?

  • I-- what are you doing?

  • I can show you my butt

  • Dance, wiggle wiggle, dance, wiggle wiggle -DAMN

  • Oh my God, you did so well Marzia

  • Thanks, I really tried hard

  • Um, thank you so much for playing with me today.

  • I play with you every day. I play with you every night.

  • How about for the thumbnail, we do a little kiss?

  • Okay yeah -Yeah

  • I know y'all can't handle this shit

  • I know y'all gonna flag this fucking video like you always do, and I have to call google and be like

  • Hey, they flagged another one. Yeah, my uh my fan base is basically a bunch of pussies.

  • Oh, this video had blood in it. Oh, this video had nipples in it. Oh, this video was a little bit too sexual

  • Oh, he made me swirl. Excuse me, why don't you just go to the fucking...

  • Australia, like the good old days, all right. What do you--

  • I bet you even flagged this video already because you're triggered by my glasses

  • You're all a bunch of wimps. Don't flag the fucking video, alright? Stop flagging the video

  • I'm sick and tired of this fucking shit. Can y'all stop flagging my fucking videos?

  • Slop flagging the videos, God damn it. I don't make any money if you flag the video

  • What do you think, I do this for free?

  • Do you think I'm some kind of fucking charity? Do you think I do this for fun?

  • Do you think I do YouTube for fun?

  • I'm only in it for the money.

  • Fuck you for even thinking that, alright?

  • Now I gotta make this video, and it'd be great if you don't fucking flag it, alright?

  • DON'T FLAG THE VIDEO. So if you're not up for the challenge

  • Bitch

  • Then click the fuck away and don't flag the videe-ay (video)

  • Man, I should be a rapper. That was pretty good.

  • Oh here we are

  • back at it again

  • Holy shit. Oh my God.

  • I am not-- BARRELS! I hate this, oh--

  • Should we knock?

  • Yeah. Hello? [What] the fuck is this?

  • Hey, they got corn and everything

  • Hello there, Mister man. Man, you look good man.

  • AH! Oh

  • Jesus Christ, get the shit out of me. Why is there tricycle here?

  • Oh, God. It's getting dark man.

  • It's getting well dark man.

  • Aww, fuck

  • You know shits about to go down when the drum starts hitting you.

  • Oh God, this is fucking creepy man. What was that?

  • All right but this is pretty good so far. What a nice town.

  • Oh my God!

  • (Fuck) Fuck, fuck indeed.

  • Oh, that's cool man. This is so fucking cool.

  • Whoa, what the fuck?

  • Hey. No. I hear you Ethan Bradberry.

  • What the fuck are you doing, you fucking asshole? Why you gotta be so loud man?

  • I ain't scared.

  • Oh, jeb not Fichte

  • Oh

  • Corn. I love corn, so much. Oh and climb over. Oh thank God.

  • Oh

  • FUCK! I am so fucked! Fuck this!

  • RUN!

  • OHHHH

  • Oh! Oh my God.

  • I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine

  • Where, where am I?

  • Excuse me. I burp when I'm excited.

  • Marzia doesn't appreciate it. I know, but...

  • Whoa, it's Lickitung again.

  • That fucking Pokemon.

  • It's got Marzia.

  • What the fuck are those?

  • What the fuck is that?

  • Oh. Okay. No that's... great. That's funny because I was actually heading this way towards the exit. Yes.

  • Oh come on.

  • Alright, I'm out.

  • Poods out.

  • Aw shit, I ran out of batteries.

  • (LEFT VIDEO) Not sure if I should run downhill. That seems like a bad-- What was that?

  • What the fuck is out there? Oh God. This is fucking creepy man.

  • Oh shi-- okay, okay. Ah, okay

  • AH! Oh, Jesus Christ. You scared the shit out of me cactus.

  • MY NEW COMPANY, B3

  • Big Bouncy Boobies. Alright who's got the biggest titties?

  • Flat chest. Zoey, get the fuck out! Get the fuck out, Zoey!

  • Keana...

  • You got that ass, but get out! What fuck do you take me for?!

  • We're called the Big Titty Titties.

  • Nikki, you look like you're from Tumblr.

  • I despise you. I hate your guts.

  • But business is business, and you're hired Nikki.

  • Billy, you're in.

  • Okay, we got Lilanni. She's Asian, fla-- FLAT CHEST?!

  • Lilanni! Why are you show up even?! Get out! Alright, Zoe-- ZOEY! We had this talk before!

  • It's time to hire another one. Okay, we got Lillian. She's a teen. Tattoos

  • Fuck off, fuck off Lillian. Why is it so hard?

  • Alright, we're hiring her. You better get some implants. Alright, what's her cup size? B, that's--

  • Where are all the big breasted women? FINALLY!

  • A gift from the Gods, Candice!

  • You're in.

  • Fuck sake, you're all useless. One dollar per hour. Keana, you're in. Tiffany, one dollar an hour.

  • Tiffany, you're in.

  • You're in. Now buy me shoes. Oh my God, Zoey. How many times are you trying?

  • How many fucking times I gotta tell you, Zoey?!

  • Get the fuck out, and stop wasting my time! You got zero potential! ZERO

  • Hey Tiffany, wear this butt plug while you go shopping. -Give it to me.

  • Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Butt plug. Alright Zoey. You wanna work in this business so hard? Here take this butt plug.

  • Find me some cigarettes. Fuck off. I'm gonna have to hire my last girl Marlena. -Naturally.

  • But she said naturally. But ain't nothing natural about that girl.

  • Oh my God that money

  • Finally! Finally I'm rolling the pimp business. My mom would be so proud of me if she looked at me right now

  • The way I handle women with such dignity and respect. Even Tumblr would approve of this video.

  • HAIL TO THE PIMP KING PEWDIEPIE

  • PIMPDIEPIE BITCH! THAT'S ME MOTHERFUCKER

  • You bros voted

  • If I was an Anime character, what would I be?

  • An anime schoolgirl

  • You hear that Easley? I'm an anime schoolgirl. Thanks to you bros voting on Twitter. Thank you so much.

  • There's so many cool animes, but anime school girl. Just what I wanted.

  • Thank you. Appreciate it. So thanks to Crunchyroll, we're bringing that to life.

  • But that's what this video is going to be. But first, for those of you who don't know about crunchyroll

  • It's a streaming service of anime and drama. It's a service that I personally use as well,

  • So I'm really happy to have them [as] a sponsor and making this Pewdiepie anime a real thing.

  • Huge thanks to them.

  • I'm a fan of anime myself. What can I say? I enjoy a good Berserk.

  • [I] sound like a mom trying to say like, "Yeah, I watch anime."

  • I enjoy a good GTO. Really great shows.

  • They're all available on Crunchyroll, and I would love to hear your bros opinion on them. So check them out.

  • They have over 25,000 anime episodes, so I'm sure you'll find something that you'll enjoy.

  • But not just that, you're supporting the Japanese anime industry by supporting Crunchyroll.

  • Cause every season, they're bringing in the freshest anime straight from Japan.

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  • You get a 30-day free trial to check it out, and see if you like it.

  • You basically can watch as much anime you want for 30 days with no ads, 1080p baby,

  • And the newest episodes air one [hour] after they are up in Japan with professional subtitles.

  • I think that's pretty cool. I really enjoy it, so maybe you will as well.

  • And thanks again for Crunchyroll for making this happen. Now, let's roll the clip

  • Huh?

  • Hey, what you doing?

  • Not much, just hanging.

  • *laughs*

  • Grrrrrrrrr *laughs*

  • Hey, what are you guys talking about?

  • Oh, hi. Just chatting about the big game tonight.

  • Why do you care what we're talking about?

  • I was just trying to talk to-- -We all know you're obsessed with him.

  • Everyone sees you taking photos of him everywhere.

  • No, I don't!

  • Why don't you just leave him alone for once?

  • He'll never be yours. Get over it.

  • HYAAAHHHHH *slaps*

  • Alright girls. Take it easy now.

  • HYAAAHHHHHH *kicks*

  • Ah

  • HYAH!

  • He's not yours. You'll never come even close to what I feel for him.

  • Feel this, you little rat.

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOO! T_T

  • This is all your fault!

  • You... will... regret this.

  • HYAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • Any last words, little freak?

  • Suck on my laser, BITCH

  • AHHHHHHHHH

  • She was right. I'll never have him, but if I can't have him

  • I must become him

  • What is this game?!

  • Sup, bro.

  • You know what 'sup' brother. It's been eight days, and you still haven't recalibrated your puzzles.

  • What are you even doing? -Hey, take it easy. I gotten a ton of work done today.

  • A skeleton

  • *laughs*

  • *laughs some more*

  • Ahh, I will attend to my puzzle. As for your work, put your little more 'backbone' into it.

  • NYEEEHHHHH

  • Hey

  • *laughs*

  • I am a ghost that lives inside a dummy. Human, I'll scare your soul out of your body.

  • Oh God, it's one of those meanies.

  • I got knives

  • Damn boy, you fucking hardcore man

  • I'm... out of knives.

  • Now, I hate making promises, but the promise I made to her

  • You know what would have happened if she hadn't said anything, buddy?

  • You'd be dead where you stand.

  • Hey lighten up, bucko. I'm just joking with you. Besides, haven't I done a great job protecting you?

  • I mean, look at yourself. You haven't died a single time.

  • Hey, what's that look supposed to mean? Am I wrong?

  • So Stefan, you bring your hands up to begin to concentrate

  • Coalescing the Arcane energy into the strange dull glow of green in your hands as the swirl continues to spiral

  • You shoot your hands forward releasing this burst of corrosive energy towards the female

  • It's been a while since you've used this explosive power in this town in your eagerness

  • You weren't paying attention to your target

  • The arrow arcs to the side, missing your target and instead striking Kaleem in the back of the shoulders

  • No, not Kaleem!

  • I'm sorry Kaleem!

  • I tried to help.

  • What are you doing noob?

  • I'm sorry Kaleem!

  • And even trying to put him out of his misery, you managed to pierce him with the rapier because he's not moving

  • But you don't reach any vital organs. So now you're just adding more pain to his slowly sizzling misery

  • Kaleem!

  • I'm sorry Kaleem!

  • You have no idea what this building is. -Is this even a building? What is this?

  • As you shout that out Stephan, you turn around and look up and immediately see a sign hanging over the door that says

  • Uhhh

  • 'Butcher'

  • Ohh. How did you not notice that Cinderella? -What? Notice what?

  • Look at the sign right there. -What sign?

  • It says 'Butcher'. -No it doesn't.

  • Jesus Christ. Just let me do this for you.

  • The door clicks and opens up into a dark interior.

  • You have that light spell still? -I already used it Ken. I can't be bothered to do it again.

  • Actually for light spell, you can do an infinite number of times.

  • Yeah, I know. Okay, I'll do a light spell in Rainbow color. -Okay.

  • A very beautiful,

  • Very beautiful array of rainbow colors streaks across the room. You can now see indeed, this is a butcher shop.

  • Uh, there is a large-- -A fabulous butcher shop

  • Dead unicorns everywhere

  • Okay, where's the-- where's the blood going? -This is the part where I say let's just go back.

  • Okay, can I cast a rainbow spell to... make this situation a little nicer?

  • You can. You cast your light spell [of an] array of beautiful colors, lighting up the tunnel.

  • As you guys not so quietly turn the corner with this vibrant bright rainbow light, expelling from the front of Stefan's quarter staff,

  • the large figure pulls its hood back, and you can see what looks like

  • A snarling ogre-face standing about 12 to 13 feet tall.

  • Its head is bulbous and mutated like some sort of pulsating creature has taken root on the right side of its face.

  • Its eyes beeline unnatural intelligence for its kind

  • You dare interrupt our sacred gifting ceremony

  • I will know your names and intent

  • So we might whisper them to the silent screamer and crush your memory on this world.

  • And with that, we will leave this game on a cliffhanger

  • Dun dun dun~ -Wha-- Noo, are you serious?

  • *laughs*

  • I was so into it

  • Uhhh, Can we loot Kaleem?

  • Look at my creepy little fish arms.

  • You are so cute. -Oi, come here daddy.

  • My sweet child. -Oh my God, your knees are in your chest.

  • Yeah, if you look down your face like wasn't your chest and your knees are already in your chest

  • Oh, there's a-- there's a... strange object here.

  • Which is... Oh God!

  • This is very... -Are you serious?

  • This is very inappropriate. -You put down the strange rubber object. Can I pick it up?

  • Daddy wins!

  • Daddy wins. -Wait, daddy wins?

  • Rematch. Hit rematch. -Bleach! I found bleach!

  • NO! NOOO, NOOOOO! DADDY WON. -Drink soap. Drink bleach.

  • DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH!

  • WHOA, WHOA. -Oh God, whoa!

  • How did you--

  • Ha ha ha ha! Do it again, do it again! -Do that again!

  • I wanna fly, daddy! -I don't know how I did it. You went inside it.

  • I got a fork! I got a fork. I can stab a bitch. -Let go of the fork, Timmy.

  • No, no, let-- give me-- give me the fork. -Put the fork down!

  • Come here daddy! Time to stab you with a fork. -Okay.

  • Oh god, there's an electrical cabinet there. I gotta pro-- NO.

  • Timmy. No. NO.

  • TIMMY! -Yeaaahh!

  • Look, you're trash

  • Who are we in the trash? Oh, I want to go into twice. Hey, you are going [to] trash going

  • I want to go. It's [close]. You're going to trade. Yeah you go dead brick. Yeah

  • That's really nice. Yes. He closed it I

  • Mean gosh this traffic, huh?

  • when game is clearly Fallen

  • 10 or 10 10 out of 10 again

  • first idea around 10 IMDb

  • Oscar

  • rotten Tomatoes

  • Flawless game Polish game

  • Flawless drafting ah love it. Oh

  • Minute can I interest you in a bucket perhaps?

  • What's that sound could it be?

  • found [Regal]

  • Thanks surgery go sing

  • [alright], [alright], Iran-Iraq

  • Really them completed

  • Hello

  • This is y'all God. It's actually fucking creepy

  • [cop]

  • [upset] your birthday. Oh

  • my God, oh

  • God, I'm actually terrified what the fuck caliphate. What are you know in age anything? What day are you?

  • Yeah, Dada Da

  • Dada

  • da Da oh

  • Bow wow, what are yelling at me right?

  • Back what is that bag? What bitch man leave me alone?

  • Bro, it's just a prank

  • the cameras right there

  • Bro, the cameras right there

  • There's just a prank bro. It's just a prank

  • Don't you like?

  • Pranks, bro, I guess you don't like prank. I stole your car. Just a prank, bro

  • I'm fucking your wire just a prank bro. [I] give you just a prank, bro

  • It ruined your life, just a prank, bro

  • Chance you people

  • understand

  • Just a prank bro. [it's] just a prank the cat, right

  • the cameras right there

  • you can tell my

  • Don't you like [briggs], bro? I guess you don't my brain

  • I've got your fire just a prank bro. I'm [gonna] [tell] [you] [how] [to]

  • grow [your]

  • [shit] right what that wasn't a prank though?

  • Can't you people?

  • Understand that it's just garlic

  • and

  • fucking fine

  • [that's] why it's okay

  • It's just a prank

  • Just to break the cameras right there

  • It's just a prank bro. It's

  • Just a prank

  • the cameras right there

  • Bro, the cameras right there

  • And just a prank bro. It's

  • Just a prank

  • Don't you like pranks, bro? I guess you don't like [pain]

  • In the beginning it was nothing well accidents a lot of stuff rafi. It was boring and then

  • There was the broken podcast [a] long time the [sexist]

  • We know his kid on the other the American get a cinnamon toast [can]

  • And the podcast is so good it brought light into this dark and toxic world

  • focus that's a bit intense don't you think

  • Anyway, if welcome special guests like markiplier

  • jacksepticeye Crime and International Rockstar, President Obama

  • That last one it's a wash they were cake

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  • whatever

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  • Coming with sling TV

  • So get ready to experience of throw fists like you've never

  • experienced before

  • And you better watch because if you don't then the robot will win that last one is also a lie

  • Maybe the broken [Podger]

  • Available now on [Fling] TV

  • ah

  • Yes, oh

  • Yes, say my Santa Claus. I think I'm Santa Claus so what would Santa Claus do in a situation like this I?

  • Would steal all their shit boom that's my bicycle

  • This is my TV santa needs [gift] [-] what else do we need Christmas pudding [all] year?

  • That's my Christmas pudding no no not what else. [oh] money money money money money money money money money so much money

  • Oh my God. There's the painting there this ugly ass painting yes. I mean, it's probably worth a fortune dude

  • Okay, oh

  • God they're coming. [oh], God they're coming

  • I've got a bit of height. I better hide in the closet

  • Thank God

  • [haha]

  • Oh my God, Tom could Tom could stop stop Tom Cruise. Tom cruise. [he's] fitting the shit out of me

  • [haha] run run run run run run [run]

  • I'm sorry

  • Who would beat up Santa?

  • [whoo-hoo], I'm an everyday thief thief. No, I'm [scent]

  • I'm ten

  • Towers reverse gifting I was gift [traversing] have you never heard of that you take shit from people?

  • It's great hey Tom. It's me. [I] got all [your] shit. [Tom's] tone doesn't know what to do

  • [I] got all [your] shit what you gonna do about it bitch wow in your face Tom cruise in your face

  • Oh my God

  • That was [amazing]

  • What trip don't give me that look oh?

  • He's here what you said? He's coming an hour from now. [no], he's right on time

  • [Gonzalo] hey, it's been too long man. Hello honey. I sell melons

  • Would you like to buy?

  • Yes, not

  • Come on, man. Let me angles all right. Whatever did - yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, where's the wine? No? No here? We are

  • [boys] Gonzalo, all right guys this has been great by the way, you look fabulous

  • Oh, why did you say so girl?

  • Hey, I know I'm fabulous. I can't dare you over. How fab I am

  • Anyway, I can't remember

  • Vault I like your bones. I'm not

  • On your balls, right?

  • All right, I'm gonna go to the Canteen. [oh] gonzalo. [are] you trying to leave the room again?

  • Well, well, just come back to the living room. What screwing around?

  • You guys are mean okay? No really don't come and get me Joe come on

  • We really just want you to come back in here. Fuck you. You know what no comes on

  • [no], that's up. You need to be went through the wall

  • Yeah, superpowers we invited you over, but this is just no let me go you demon

  • You Demon hunter fuck you

  • Fuck off

  • people piece of shit

  • God damn it. I know I should just take the wine and left

  • She's here

  • Ginevra, and yeah, I've been so long since we've seen you

  • How are you doing? I'm pretty good. Thank you

  • Ginevra damnit, I missed my hi. How are you? I am. So happy to see you after so [long]

  • That's funny. I said the same thing

  • hilarious

  • Hey, how's it going? My name is?

  • Don't be a solid be the best goddamn broccoli. You could ever be

  • you can make fun of me if you make fun of my hair, but if you make fun of my hair

  • I'll fucking stab a bitch

  • No diving. You can't tell me what to do

  • Well shit, [spike] my back you have permission to let it okay

  • Bye bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Oh

  • Yeah, Mac that bitch

  • I have the power of Japheth in my hand

  • Nothing in life will ever be the same after that you're missing your met your miss. [oh]

  • No, let it go let it go

  • Alright fries that [will] be it yeah

  • another survival zombie multiplayer game on steam early access with

  • microtransaction

  • Hey, you know what I'm sorry it might actually be good. [I] don't want to be the guy who just judged shit

  • I want to be respectful, and I want to give this game the best chance it could possibly deserve. Let's do this

  • Are you?

  • We're gonna fucking wait and play these fucking piece of fucking shit. I'm gonna get my 15 pounds of fun

  • It's the last thing I'll ever do oh

  • It's it

  • What?

  • Today, we're Gonna do that what's in your backpack?

  • They told me I couldn't build a medieval my God

  • [anyway] cross I never I never seen art in such a profound way

  • until I played viking McDonald's

  • simulator 2015

  • Are these the meat? Oh jesus man? I know how to [fish] some bugs man. Jesus look at night

  • We Gonna make a fearful little burger bad [Abadan] don't just make further

  • Make life any a vote no, okay?

  • [five]

  • What did you do all these burgers are burnt? They look like hockey pucks make it the burger on the leg clint

  • Goddamn rat I'll get you one day. I'll get you I'm gonna fucking murder you. Oh, oh, hey

  • That's our let's don't worry. That's just our pet claps

  • What the fuck are you you're making a bad rex?

  • Our intern is mentally challenged now all our ingredients are

  • Fucking dirty are fucking dirty man clap

  • Some say if the meat looks like a hockey puck you shouldn't need it. I say

  • Yolo, it's like an oreo great not so this is my specialty I call it cancer in a burger

  • I

  • Gotta Follow with my burger oh

  • What is this shit? We thought? I'll guess [get] it who thought that was a good idea

  • I'll go advertise good be naked sex [day] itself what an intern doing?

  • intern intern oh

  • trying to break free I

  • Have a new bucks to fight the other box

  • Glass why you leaving? Why are they leaving? What's wrong with our [phones] cannot yeah, I'm coming with [cellphone]

  • This game is like Skyrim. Hey, how's it going bros? My name [is]

  • [-] my favorite game of all time and judah is stimulators whoa. I'm in here now. I

  • Can [what]?

  • you see why I [say] it's my favorite game because I can change my

  • underpants, I'm going for the striped ones because the stripes shows up the curse of the girls but

  • Let's go to school. So what our plan for this?

  • Episode is to make someone fall off this roof get amazing size boobs make a chan

  • So does the other girl a real laughing and having fun?

  • For all having fun, right?

  • so much fun, dry

  • So anyway about that tampon, how do I get it out?

  • All right, so here apparently you can use drop on people

  • If they don't see you, and I obviously have amazing sugoi Desu or chan

  • Panties, I mean sneaking skills you haven't been acting as your usual self lately let's go down here [mon]. Thank you Mr.. Chad

  • [no] my gosh

  • Well, it's nothing

  • If you don't want to talk about it, that's fine

  • Henderson my mom died. What's that some drinking alone?

  • Sometimes when he's drunk. [he]

  • comes into my [room] and

  • luckily

  • for me from

  • an

  • Almost evening transplant is good at all

  • [basically] pay

  • For walking near semis presents 4 p.m.

  • Where the fuck is she I?

  • Let some bitch

  • Where is she?

  • their shit no one can see me I

  • am the Danger

  • Alright

  • justice

  • [wow]

  • Alright friends thinking. I'm saying that if you're so there this game is so awesome

  • I can't wait to play more ones to get updated trust me you know this video

  • Now's a great time to leave a like and [I'll] see you in the next one. It's always stay awesome Pros

  • Flip flip baby girl flip over table get points don't learn at a time

  • This one will go to hell, bitch. I love you, please don't kill me shut up [your] table ah

  • You it all may

  • pick up nice whoo

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  • Trusted you do something about it early. Okay? Don't hit me over trust. I [will] try to get you out. [oh], oh

  • Best weapon in [the] game, huh, best weapon in [the] game, but I see how in it can't for you. So come here

  • Come here, and free me come in and free me Kayak [cool] [be] cool [be] cool. I'm cool. I'm cool alright

  • I can't do any big I think you're stuck for [life], okay, stop

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  • Attention server, I don't own summer you should kill in the town, so if you look on your map, okay, though

  • [just] [fuckin] yet. Hope you bros enjoyed this video

  • Thank you so much to [kay] automation for making it

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  • That's all stay awesome bread

  • God damn this game crap. It is like you need to be a egg, but a lean stein or

  • Tesla

  • Your get here is you gotta be shy [riding] here?

  • Hey, wait your eyes open, okay?

  • Well yeah, we could get out yeah right listen [guys]

  • Fuck this home. - yeah

  • I'm gonna be here. Yeah

  • I'm ready here. How long you're looking in that and I'll tell my waters are dude. Don't worry by let's go

  • Through the wrong part of [cry] boy how to find don't worry [about] [it]?

  • Don't worry about it. Don't worry, right?

  • So it's fun playing with you. She's like Portal 5

  • Don't worry about it

  • Work it work. It work it work

  • How we oms - we're not we're gonna do the kidney transplant. Yes?

  • I'll read your brother's comments, and I think we're ready for this shit aren't we bob you're in my domain now, bitch

  • So a lot of [us] said that you don't want me as your surgeon. Don't make me slap you again

  • Don't make me slap you. I don't really get what you mean by that. Why isn't it not working Bob?

  • Why is it not working [in] such a professional [hey] eat it eat it see if I care dick

  • What don't bite me light saber? Oh shit?

  • Sorry about [that] Bobby [burn]. [his] nipple little bit nice and easy there we go

  • Oh shut. Sorry about that Bobby bo, but the delays are go

  • [wow], not a man but calm down off with the laser off with the laser drill

  • Did I tell you to start dancing? [no] I did fucking not subscribe this whole thing

  • Oh, I love your new scarf Bob. [oh], [oh], [you're] fabulous. Love it. I

  • Was going so well [Bob] what that's right

  • That's my flapping sound effect [anymore] about holy shit. What the fuck [I]?

  • Don't want to be a doctor anymore. Nope went off don't you dare fight meg? [oh]?

  • Yeah

  • That's right on the bottom you, bitch. [whoo]. Oh, okay, okay? I can actually no they shit. Oh

  • Oh, don't you die bleed on me Bob? I will fucking kill you if you die

  • oh It's in fucking perfect match that [will] make us a perfect matt relax [nerdy] [oh]

  • [high] [five] that was fucking awesome surgeon complete looks fine to me

  • I'm sure lip all right next up for [us] brain Transplant that'll be great

  • Miranda You dirty slut stop calling me

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  • Hi, do it Bob how you doin? It's all [gonna] be good. [you're] [in] safe hands

  • Dr.. Patel, and in in in the house

  • Yeah

  • Hi, Bob, you may feel a [slight] pain in your chest area don't worry is normal and if your balls tickle

  • That's door motor and three one

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  • That's how we don't want to impair the part-time bitches get out. Oh

  • What's up? Fuck? Are you the fuck are you that is liver ah are they like cuddling? [it's] not kill

  • High-five no

  • You bitch don't make me slap you. I do believe this is how you hold the scissor?

  • that's how they teach you in school isn't [it] [I] [bob] just gotta [ah]

  • okay, come on mater ah

  • All right, let's get the stomach out there you go you don't need [that] shit. Yeah disgusting isn't it Bob Curtis come on, baby?

  • Don't you dare die on me now, Bob?

  • yolo mode get a shit in there it said a

  • 10x Fuckin end point s and I tell you [a] 10, what do you want from it come down?

  • However the analyzer [what]?

  • Sorry fast

  • And it's going so well oh

  • Stop calling me Miranda. [I] don't want to date you

  • That's [for] bitch. Are you ready for the insertion? Maybe [oh], that's right

  • Yeah, oh

  • [nah], what the fuck don't you Darris? It's my insertion what I finger you. What the fuck

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