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How's it going bros?
My namanama (name is)... Pewdiepie
Welcome back to... The Last Guardian (chuckles)
We got two more episodes of this...
...if you're watching,
you got two more hours with me... oh-ho you're so lucky
- Trico!
Oh my god I forgot
Trico, are you okay...?
No, he's not...
He's clearly not...
We gotta save him
TRICI!
Tericer!
TERICER!
No!
This time it actually looks...
oh shit
this is bad
This- Every time...
I say this every time, but
every time I come back from playing this game for a while...
it looks so pretty
I wanna play this game on my PlayStation Pro -
- thank you PlayStation for sending me one by the way -
I haven't plugged it in yet but I have lots of PlayStations
so I know it's a tough problem to have
Aww, I hear him...
Aww...
So the whole thing collapsed
while we were trying desperately,
trying to make it through.
Clearly it wasn't going to work.
Okay, I don't know why we even
tried to go through the fucking
mining cave or whatever.
But it's just you and me now
Okay
This is bad
This is real bad
What do we do?
Why would I go here? (IDK pewds)
No!
No!!
Not now
I don't have time for you guys
Shit... Does that one guy look different?
God, I hate these
I wanna know the story behind them
and like, why do they exist?
They're just fucking annoying
I think I have to push them off, right?
*groans*
Stop using Jūjitsu
You God damn Naruto nerds
*distant crumbling & howling noise*
Is that trico?
Ho-ly shit
TRICO! (MY MAN)
Yah!
Jah!
Get him
This is like what you see on the box art
Kinda!?
I'm so glad
We love each other
I love you tric-
Kill them all, Trico!
They're just sleeping... There you go
That one's fake dead, bam!
Trico, Trico, Trico, Trico ~ fast repeating ~
Trico
Omg, I gotta jump up on him
and calm him down
What the f...
Ok, you're gonna hurt me
You don't want that, right? (no)
Look how horny he is now
Get it?
Hahah!
Hey... Hey, Trico
He's feisty, look at him
Alright, I saw a spear down
*gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA! ~ sad falling of a ledge intensifies~
I'm the dumbest fucking.. Jesus
I didn't mean to jump down there
Ok, he's going, he's going
I wasn't ready but, fuck it, fuck if I'm ready
ohh, we're back on the bridge
the weird as
looking bridge
Oh, my God
There you go
I really kinda
I was thinking a lot about this game
yesterday and how
It compares to these predececors
the Ico and -
My God
that seems incredibly unstable
but you did it anyway
Ok, you better s-
Oh, shit - oh, no
There's gonna be the mirrors by the end of this
Oh, no
Trico
You're just gonna have to face your fears, buddy
Ok
It's stable for now. This game is just so incredible, but it's taking out of it because of the wonkiness, ok?
And it's such a shame
You know, it's *giggles* it's like the game had so much pressure to come out
that it almost got rushed in some sense I, I, I feel- I don't-
Why did i jump off?
I just thought I could jump down
Is he just gonna fucking destroy these now?
I'd be like, hell yeah, that's character development right there!
Probably better off just walking
What is happening?!
Look, it's Trico's butthole!
Why do I keep referencing - I don't know...
Trico's like "WHATEVER. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK."
Aw, he doesn't like it...
(Trico voice) "I DON'T LIKE IT"
"I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT"
It's ok, Trico. It's just... Jacksepticeye
(Trico voice) "I FOKIN HATE THAT GUY"
I know. Me too
Let's go... Fuck... Ow
*laughs and sound of a mating pig*
Great, I'm stuck now. Fantastic
How would I get up?
I don't see it
I don't see it what I'm supposed to be doing
Maybe walk across here
That would sort of make sense
*Minimal parkour skills*
Yep, got it
Okay, well I guess we just leave Trico
It's been a fun journey
Is this the tower that we saw in the beginning, perhaps?
'Cause it seems like we are much higher now...
*Well, How Bow Dah*
We're almost up, what a nice little puzzle, climbing puzzle right there
Do we go back or...?
I like how different this temple looks, it's almost like it's older than the other ones
You see?
Comparing them
Like more corroded maybe? If that's a word, I don't know
But I wanna know the story
The game is telling me to hang. Shut up, game.
That's right, you don't follow the rules, not on this channel. I bet jacksepticeye would hang
Pfff, what a loser
Pfff
*mumbles* Don't...
Here's where you need to hang...
That's fine
I'll hang
Damn, look at that scenery!
So pretty...
Mein Gott
It's breathtaking
So the whole structure is covered by that wall
If you saw the cutscene in the last episode
We're in this kinda like cylinder lookin thing
The only way to enter... is through air...
That's why there's no people
Trico's like: "Hey, why did you leave me?"
Maybe I for- I should have helped him
Maybe I'm progressing right now, like...
I'M LOOKING AT THE FUCKING EYES
I don't know, I just
Okay, I guess I'll just keep going
Maybe there's a button to destroy those layer
I mean, it looked like I could just push them aside
But then again
If we had Trico with us right now
It'd probably
look a bit different
Dude, this does not look comfortable
I'm stuck
HEY, remember when I said this game was wonky?
This is what I was talking about
'Cause now I have to kill myself
And that is kinda annoying
aaaaaaahhhhhh
DISGUSTING
UUGGHH
UUGH
UUGGHH
They keep escaping, it's Slippy's food
I hate locusts
You know, at least if I fall there's an epic way down
This part is so weird I keep getting stuck
Ok, here we go, we're back in action
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
That was the shittiest scream I've ever fucking heard
Go up, go up, mate
Foken... HOW? How did I do that?
My fucking legs went through my ASSShole
Teriiiiicoooooooooo
Okay, we did it, fuck yeah
Oh my god there's more (fuck)
Ohh. I'm sweating!
I'm sweating profoundly
Jesus Christ
This much sweat
Has never left the human body before
Last one!
You fucking piece of shit
What the fuck was that
Hey look, we're back at the bridge
It's so annoying cuz the first part is so fucking slow
And then you have to do these really intense jumps
*exhales*
I'm really nervous cuz I really don't...
I really...
Ahhh shit
And, like any small mistake
literally
counts
Towards
FAILURE
This is it
This is the jump I failed last time
OHH
JASSS
FUCK YEAH! HIGH FIVE!
THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT THAT'S HOW WE DO IT
AWE THAT'S HOW WE DO IT on the pewdiepie channel
I bet jack would die like 60 million times
I could have just said like three or four but 60 million times
Fuck man, that was annoying
oweroooo... *Weird sound*
ok
we got this
it's time to get real fuckin' serious
really strong all right
lets go up da fuckin' stairs
I think we have to go all the way around this fuckin' thing
A'ight
I think that's what we gotta do
*nonsense*
I can't fuckin' see what the shit is this
do I stick my dick in that what the fuck am I
doing
ah that's right i don't like you... don't like you
all right right ri-
what am I doing
I don't know either
turicuuu... pewds what the shit man I'm sweating my nuts off
sitting here in the sun
I don't like these eyes and I don't like you
I mean I love you
I love you so much
I love you too
What the shit am I lookin' at here
Huh
If you could have just jump a little longer this..you would have saved everyone a big fuckin' problem
Uh i don't like him
Don't like him
Don't like him. don't like him.
Tricouu se me se tricouuu, trie- awww
Tric- awwwwwww
Der da daii tre-, AHHH! TRICO JEMAJUSI NO JESUI. B-DA FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK?
Stop!
WOOOADOU TRICOU TRICOU TRICOU, TRICOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
There's like a fuckin army of them
WOAH
How are there is many?
Get away get away get away now
*Various grunting noises*
Fuck
Well there's nothing I can do
I try
NOOO
Not poodiepie! I'm fockin.. now
Uuuuuugh
WOAH
NO, NOOO
I got you fam
No problem
Now lets get 'em
This is cool
I face my biggest fear
I'm feelin..
There we go
Ah, shit we don't have a lot of options left now
I really thought we would go to the tower
Woah
WOAH
I don't think we can..
No..
His wings grew!
HIS WINGS GREW! AAHHH
HE'S FLYING!
Oh, not very great
Not very great at it
But his wings grew back
They're not fully grown
I mean literally we just have to wait for his wings to
Trrrriiikkoooo
Gotta save him
I don't know how
I'm guessing I go down here
Hang in there
I-I'm starting to think I wasn't supposed to with the tail option
Yup, definitely
Why do I suck so much penis
Can you answer me that right now?
Because I'm bad at the game. Okay. Well.
Oh! I was supposed to go there (Tricoouu)
Tricoooo
Shit. Where do I- *GASP*
THERES A LEVER RIGHT THERE. Fuck I'm such a..
NOOO
TRICO
The gate is opening
Come on hang in, buddy
NOOO
NOOOOO
NNNOOOOOOO
TEEERRRRRRIIIIICCCCOOO
Now he;s in the bottom one
Shit
We gotta hurry up
Real fast
'Cause he's real fuckin fat
I know what he is
He is way too much of that
(shit)
Fuck what do I do?
What do I fockin do?
Guess I can.. JUMP
Okay..
Then to the other one
HANG IN BUDDY
You shut the fuck up!
...Sorry
Oh sh- I guess I'm not helping right now...
Awh he looks so sad!
No!
I wanna do this so bad...
My life depends on this
It's all I care about right now...
God...dammit! Stop twitching!
Work on your fuckin' triceps!
Hang in... hang in- AHH JESUS!
...ahh shit
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
*mumbling*
No, no, no! Not again!
Are you serious?!
Oh thank god!
Get in... don't worry about me
Go to- go away
How is this happening?!
Oh thank Jesus...
...Well shit.
(Trico voice): "Hey buddy, how you doin'?!"
(Trico voice): "Hey, it's me!"
(Trico voice): "How you doin' pewds?"
(Trico voice): "Hey, high five?"
(Trico voice): "Don't worry, I'll catch you, I swear"
(Trico voice): "...I will catch you, I will- I swear"
(Trico voice): "I'm really good at this"
Ok do it then!
...Do it then!
(Trico voice) "Gotcha!"
(Trico) "How am I talking with a thing in my mouth?"
(Trico) "Ah shit- ah shit!"
(Trico) "Ah oops"
*laughter*
You fuckin' asshole
Look at me like woo!
What did I say, huh?
We could go to the tower and fly out...
Oh, I can't wait to fly on Trico
It's gonna be amazing,
It's gonna be the highlight of my life
Right now, I'm here, flying on Trico...
You know, cuddling Trico, sexing Trico, flying Trico...
*mimics rocket sound*
Wait... what did I say?
(Trico voice) "I thought...I thought you were dead"
It's ok Trico, I'm fine
derpaderpadoopedodo
But I don't understand what you're saying
pederpburdo
Okay, you're retarded
Great
Oooooookay
uuuummm...What have we got here?
Oh no. I need Trico.
Jesus fookin' Christ
What's the hurry?
I'm dying, y'know?
Been through a lot of shit.
Okay, don't worry about me hanging on your eyeball
Nailed it! Now let's do another jump
Where are we right now? It's like we're in the sky.
Where's he going?
Oh, okay! He went for that one!
It cool he's using his wings now. Dude, that seemed a little unnecessary.
Look at the birds down in the distance. It's so fucking cool.
Okay, so now...we... that's where we crashed before isn't it?
Fuck! We fucked this place up!
We have a tendency to keep walking in circles, Trico. I don't know how I feel about that.