Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Logan Paul vs. KSI. When is it going to end???? ( hMMmmM ) August 25th Oh okay. Well then tell them, it is my duty to see this thing through. I wasn't originally going to make a video on this, but it seems like new things is just happening every. single. day. At first we were greeted with these face to face videos and you may think "wow, that might be interesting; finally they talk - face to face. And we actually get to hear what they say." Host: It's gonna be interesting this one. No, no, it isn't (aw man). I can summarize it as this: Deji calls Jake Paul a pussy about ten times, Deji: Does that ....Isn't she being a pussy really.. JP: Yeah Host: what was your-- Okay, what short version is that? Deji: he is being a pussy really JP: He makes a video calling me a pussy like 50 times *Deji laughs for calling JP a pussy 50 times* JP: and yeah.. He-- He's the only one that laughs at his jokes... Deji: I remember you said I'm too scared to call you a pussy in your face like to your face. You're a pussy I'm saying it to your face now. You're a pussy JP: cool Deji: yeah. I remember you said you gonna do something I'll call you a pussy. I'm calling you a pussy now Yeah, yeah, honestly, I just can't wait. you're a pussy I'm saying it to your face. ???'?? ? ????? *poods snicker time* Or in case you're wondering when the fight is, that it was also talked about just a couple of times deji: August 25th you and meh JP: *Can't think of anything to say so he just looked in his arms maybe there's one in there.* Deji: August twenty-fifth *JP is speechless* August 25th ?????? 25?? ( for God sake ) AUGUST TWENTY FIFTH this is gonna be the best *laughs like there is no tomorrow* *JP is like 'u what' * Deji: das about it really *JP peace sign for peace fight , no calling him pussy, no august 25, no violence nor profanity* august twenty-fif- (YES WE GET IT) and then Logan Paul versus KSI face-to-face appeared and it was Equally uninteresting. Basically a drinking water competition. K: I'm in your head LP: I think we have a problem. K: don't worry bro LP: put that hand B A C K Host: What are you doing? Are you mad ? K: hmm? *metal gear solid music in the background* (this is so lame) At least they're hydrated. ?? That's always a good thing to know. K: that's a better outfit LP: What? K: Better outfit than last time? LP: You think so ? K: yeah LP: i'll see you two Alexa this is so nice. Two people that hate each other can come together while wearing their favorite Walmart Finally they get along this really warms my heart (now play despacito) KSI talked about how he destroyed Weller K:: I destroyed Weller. Host: What do you think of that? Let's just hope this fight is a bit more interesting than the KSI versus Joe Weller fight referee: right hook by JJ another trap by JJ told not answering so hasn't thrown a punch yet Joe needs to start throwing Joe needs to throw Joe needs to throw a punch *epic fighting scene* (Some bull shit in the back ) In the final press conference Logan took a big out he basically cried on stage ℌ???? ????????, ?? ??? ??????... You So Logan decided Mm-hmm. No, no He's gonna make a response video to explain why he left the press conference called dear KSI Here's why I walked OFF stage LP: Goddamn, if you thought the last press conference was a disaster This one was a major disaster if you're wondering why his voice is so high right now Well, there's a simple reason for that Well, you know because 'I'm vegan now". In this video Logan explains the madness that went on behind the scenes, people were crazy His dad even got punched LP: When we tried to get out they were kicking our cars the gold rolls and the gold Bentley kids were like climbing on top of buildings, and shit Punched in the back of the head my dad. Did he deserve it? Maybe this video is very Well-crafted and I'm gonna go through widest piece by piece and it starts now He's calling out the madness of this event and he's shifting the blame of that and the reason his dad got punched To Deji LP: and then I remembered (his voice sounds like a kid lol) Deji told them to beat "You can go out and find em' in London, if you do, do what you want, I don't care" They're in our country ! They're in our territory ! You don't know how it is in England. You guys think you're safe. "We'll shank you twist the knife and leave it, that's what we do" Deji is clearly joking. This is a clever way for Logan to get the moral high ground Oh, it was so bad how everything was out of control. It would have gotten out of control regardless of Deji's comment You know that that's a fact so that's the first thing he does and that's the thing a lot of people As soon as they saw this Logan Paul video, they were like, oh I'm on. I'm on board with Logan Paul train now, really? Really? He then for some reason calls out KSI for just recycling jokes That's all he did during the press conference LP: I thought that joke was used in the last press conference. But apparently we're recycling content. Okay? 'Still not end up in the final movie.' Pretty good joke, I'm not gonna lie. He got me good there. But again, I saw you tweeted about this already like multiple times I guess I just was confused. I didn't know we're still recycling content. But okay. " Your sick delusional dad It's so crazy cuz I just thinking back. I feel like he said the same thing in the first press conference "85 % of your testicle" brother. Are we still recycling content Wow, these brothers sure are creative. (he's rly acting like a kid now lol) Wow these brothers sure are creative(pewds does it better) WAAALLLLMAAARTTT At least I didn't recycle my favorite punch line Walmart, at least I have enough integrity not to do that Logan The only thing you said in the entire press conference then one thing you said was a recycled joke You can't call out ksi for recycling jokes. It doesn't work. LP: Funny to hear you. Talk about your baby carrot ᴅɪᴄᴋ. Keep going I enjoy it "grew a little thick today, but it's a little one" (and he's a vegan lol) LP: Yo and I'm vegan and I'm vegan so I recognized a baby carrot when I see one Ha ha ha ha ha baby carrot small penis. You have small penis. Well you dress bad. Well, you're a pussy ??the insults I really appreciate then he goes on and bring in the reason why, the reason why he walked out of the press Conference the reason why he didn't say anything, you know why it was it wasn't because he was scared It wasn't because he looked like it was about to cry it was because of the moderator. That's right everybody Deji: ??*? Jake Paul, ??*? Jake paul, KSI: ??*? the ?????? (hyper to the max) LP: But whatever man so I'm thinking why it is just so one-sided Why did the moderator let JJ talk for 5 minutes and 20 seconds straight? Yes I timed it and why are we not talking about the fight and then I remembered holy asshat This dude ?**????(family friendly Logan) hates me. MOD: bullying pauls. This kids are big in YouTube at America Just a douche bag joke while he's not hurting anyone, you know, he's a fucking idiot. But who cares? He's not here any where. that is the nicest thing I have ever heard. Anyone explain Logan Paul He's an idiot, but he's not hurting anyone. You should be thanking him. That's like a compliment for your stand-in Logan So the moderator made a response to this mod: True Geordie here a response to logan paul, or as he likes to call me the moderator Pewdiepie called me the ref. Should i-- Do you know can we just get this straight? True Geordie true Geordie the true Geordie. I'm sorry I'm sorry, please don't hurt me. OK true Geordie got it. (His name is True Geordie everyone. True Geordie. If you won't believe check out True Geordie. Get it straight, T r u e G e o r d i e) LP: And why are we not talking about the fight. True geordie: maybe because you didn't say a f@cking word mate I love that response. Why did he just speak for five minutes? I don't understand maybe because you didn't say anything He then calls out True Geordie for not being neutral for being on the side of ksi LP: I just don't think the moderator(TRUE GEORDIE) of the press conference the person who should be neutral, the person who should be the one driving the conversation Should be a Logan and Jake Paul hater (then some bullshit amaturity as expected) He literally said He's an idiot, but he's not hurting anyone. Wow, what a hater and if it's a problem that he isn't neutral this argument is so ridiculous because Literally the Tech N9ne looking guy. I'm sorry. I don't know your name, please. Don't hurt me either, please They're clearly friends too, even in the press conference. He was standing on the side of the pauls (man i'm tired, the editor before me wrote polls every where!) I remember this look at he's right there next to ɢʀᴇɢ ᴘᴀᴜʟ's ᴅᴀᴅ(lol what pewds!!! you need a break). What is he doing there? I thought he was supposed to be neutral. Apparently, that's a big issue So Logan Paul went out of his way to make sure that true T R U E Geordie wasn't going to commentate over this fight because he commented on the original fight with ksi So he doesn't want him to commentate because he's not neutral apparently when in reality I think he did a really good job considering all the circumstances Apparently they settle it in on a phone call or something like that and he is actually going to comment on the fight Most likely not because Logan Paul is a nice person But because people were outraged and pissed off that he was and go I'm going to be allowed to do it LP: But so there's a reason I walked out. There's a reason I keep saying I'm done with the talk that's the reason why everybody that's the reason why I walked out not because I had nothing to say and I was Literally on the verge of tears * farts n tears * Think about how much money you're gonna make out of this event that it shouldn't be that hard to go through all this so so shifting blame Taking the moral high ground But now is when the video really takes that it's deepest turn LP: the exact person that I am working hard not to become I made an Unforgivable mistake back in January and no one is ever gonna forget that, that is a part of my life now I am the one who at the end of every single day have to look in the mirror and ask myself what the f*** wrong in my life where I thought that was a good idea. Logan Paul plays the moral high ground and I guess against KSI that's not really hard to do but for Logan Paul to do this it it's ah interesting it's very interesting and a lot of people bought it and he does it really well because he has a strong argument LP: For example KSI, I did not want to take the low blows. I did not want to get personal But you bringing up my girlfriend Chloe Bennet What's up, babes? audience: SHE'S A H O E. SHE'S A H O E. ( i guess ) *logan in sorrow* Now KSI Now Ksi He is a scumbag You're both scumbags KSI has made same comments about my FUturE wife Marzia It's it and I never respond to it because it's just cringy So if anything I understand why Logan didn't respond here cuz it's like, it's- it's such a low Comment that is literally only going to respond to the 12 year olds in an audience like this But anyone else will see it and be like, yeah, that's really dumb. Like that's really pathetic. That's a stupid ass comment So Logan really has to offer our hand here to play the moral high ground and be like and all this just so bad I can't believe you treat my girlfriend like an object and he does it very well LP: After you said this about Chloe in your last video KSI: how's he gonna go down on you a busted lip *ultimate laugh* I'm sorry, Chloe, but after the 25th of August Logan's gonna have to fuck you like a prostitute if you know what I mean *maniacal laughter* And then he shows all clips of KSI when he went to conventions and making sexist comments to the show booth girls KSI: Massive tits where have your tits gone? Random girl: Where've they gone? KSI: Yeah Random girl: What'd you mean? Because I can't see them. Because I can't see them and also the comments he made about his friends little sister cause I'm gonna explore her p***y And also the comments he made about his friends, little sister "I'm gonna explore her p****sy" Her sister: I think, that us girls, need to kinda standup for ourselves. So he brings up the past behaviour of KSI and he associates it with the current behavior of KSI So he brings up the past behavior ksi associated with the current behavior case. I'm very clever very smart very clever very smart So he brings up the past behavior ksi associated with the current behavior case. I'm very clever very smart He's got him now, but he doesn't just stop there. He goes after his brand LP: six years, you still doin the same sh*t Even when I warned you off-camera when I tried to make it clear that this was going somewhere I did not want it to go How do people not know about how do you have a brand deal with EA or any big brands for that matter Logan must be Logan must be Logan must be really pissed for going after Brand deals that KSI's got working. Like that's a really low blow as well i-if not equally vicious because he was essentially going after KSI's livelihood But then he does even better is that he protects himself from the same criticism Logan is not innocent of doing this exact same thing KSI did LP: typically with my music video "No Handlebars" *shows shite music* Where he made this song about handlebars and he can ride girls were there or whatever LP: It's got 42 million views this type of content. No longer accurately represents my brand and the person that I am becoming *lmao really?* Okay, so this is no handlebars. I'm going over and I am deleting it from YouTube A N D So he protects himself from the same criticism even though he's literally just being a hypocrite. What's even better by this Is that this song had a lot of drama related to it? Because it's blatant plagiarism Anyone that's heard the original song that this is based on know that that's a fact, even the creators of the song Went out and said this is so dumb. I can ride my bike with no handlebars. No handlebars No handlebars And I can own it. It's the same song You just made it the same song except it's sexist Logan Paul edition, but you deleted it So, you know KSI is really the bad one here he's really the problem and then he goes even further to paint KSI a Villain by I can't believe I'm defending KSI Here. It's so stupid but he goes on and-- and making him seem like he has a giant ego by calling himself a God and Doing his face to face things. LP: but this kid literally looked me in the eye and told me he was God G O D , GOD. That's where his head is at right now. LP: I wouldn't get in a room with me. KSI: I would, I'm crazy LP: I'm an animal. I'm a dog bro. If there were two of me KSI: Then I'm a God *face to face conversation* I'm an animal. I'm a dog bro.There were two of me -- Ksi: I'm the god. LP: You're you're a god Ksi: Yea yea. You're an animal, I'm the god ( oh rly ) LP: This is what God looks like ? Jesus Christ. We got some work to do. Ksi: Why you talking about my son (hilarious) It's funny. It's a joke. It's obviously a joke. Just like you're calling yourself an animal You don't think you're an animal You don't think you're a dog so KSI made a response to this. You should check it out. He basically Disputed all these claims saying that the clip of him saying that Chloe was a prostitute it wasn't implying that she was a prostitute just like-- Logan will have such a broken lips that she's not gonna want to kiss him like you don't want to kiss a prostitute. The Caspar Lee clip was basically Unrelated to his event anyway, so you're just lying there as well so this video, you know, I'll give it props for being-- for being well put together and clever but it just shows how Logan will take any Step, even if it's lying. Cuz I don't think it was wrong for being pissed off about the girlfriend comment I get that but the way he goes about it attacking his brands and all these things He just doesn't care. You have other girls who used to know ksi saying that if Logan Paul ever makes a comment about respecting women He is full of Sh, there's so many other videos where Logan is equally bad as ksi in my opinion Ksi: ... So probably delete this video as well *some full of dirt vid* And this video *another full of dirt vid* There's a lotta hot females here. I have this idea where I would ride them *dafuq is that mustache* But like-- but like a bicycle not in the sexual way. So we're gonna make this thing as formation out of people It's called the human bike we're gonna put the girls and me on this platform and then roll down the street Issue is, it looks kind of ridiculous like this So yeah, except it's gonna be four girls and me on top of them (not a nice guy like pewsiepei) The issue is that we haven't told them we're doing this yet. So that should be fun and this video Ksi: and this video (another full of dirt vid everybody) shifting blames, taking the moral high ground Making all kinds of lives and claims The thing is... I had been with both ksi and Logan, but the thing is These guys are just purely driven by money this whole event is going to make them a lot of money if Logan thinks he's going to make more money by being a nice guy He's going to pretend to be a nice guy Logan is the kind of person that will be whatever it takes for him to get what he wants LP: I'm gonna be the guy they think I am and I essentially Became the architect of my own destruction because I wanted to be who they thought-- I thought I might as well adopt this adopt this, screw it and Casey: It wasn't that a direct contradiction to everything You just put out about how you're changing and how you're a different person I do want to give people a second chance. I think they deserve it. But when people blatantly lie, and other people are Buying into it. I saw a lot of people saw this video and be like, whoa. I'm on board with Logan Paul now I feel like it's I have to call it out. That being said this video has been extremely long and I hope I don't have to make another video because I honestly I don't care. Between ksi and Logan who do I think should win? The thing is Logan can't lose. If he loses I think people will sympathize with him and if he wins he wins. If ksi loses He's just gonna look like an idiot because KSI says he wants to do professional boxing now Which if you lose against a youtuber-- that career is over before it's begun I think KSI will win and I don't think it really matters. What happens to Logan if anything He's in a really good position right now. He-- all he has to do is stop lying. That's all you got to do Stop lying. Great. This is this video, leave a thumbs up if you enjoyed watching it Would really much appreciated; subscribe if you're not subscribed already. I also have new merch wakdonalds wakdonalds-- whatever. 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