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  • *slurp juice*

  • Edited in drinking (gulping) sounds

  • WOW (waaaoowww sounds)

  • New merch available; it's an entirely original concept.

  • (laughs)

  • You can finally embrace that you're working at a fast-food restaurant

  • Everybody

  • whack Donald's it's a place to be

  • Designed by me hooray

  • It's got Walmart quality.

  • It's a limited offer

  • Enough dabbing.

  • Let's begin the video

  • It's a video I have been wanting to make for a very long time.

  • I want to check out my most popular videos (dun dun dun sounds plays in background)

  • I haven't checked in a very very long time.

  • It's one of those things

  • I just don't look at. It's delving into the past and I don't like it. The three phases of Pewdiepie

  • Do I look stupid? cuz I think I look pretty high

  • *fridays with pewdiepie*

  • It's been a while haven't

  • Hasn't it. English

  • *epic bridge scene*

  • What a fucking

  • *laughs*

  • Yeah, I don't know if I like phase three

  • The thing is, I know my most popular videos are gonna be really old. You know what, let's just get this over with. Sort by...

  • Most popular. Most people associate a channel by their most popular videos; it-it's pretty obvious. A funny montage

  • 83 million views. God damn!

  • I had no idea. If I had guessed, I would say it got 40 million views.

  • How?

  • Who's watching this and why? Five years ago

  • First of all, if you call something funny, it's immediately not funny. So this video should be great

  • I feel like the mother fuckin stuck in this duck

  • It makes me wanna quack like what the fuck is that?

  • Oh. Oh. You gonna make a tower. Make a tower.

  • Go left. Yes that's right.

  • That's not right you call that right, whamen?

  • No.

  • Hold it.

  • Hold it!

  • *screams like a girl*

  • A good example of loud equals funny. You really did it there, Felix. Good job

  • I love that game. That is a really good...

  • Man, that's terrible. You can't even see what's going on. I did like how I had this...

  • heartbeat sensor

  • That's pretty cool. That's pretty original

  • You were always there beside me

  • *laughs*

  • Oh, I remember this.

  • Okay, fine, this one is still funny

  • Oh shit

  • Why do you know-- What man I look so crazy. I look at me; I look insane

  • Alright, okay, it's funny. It's kind of funny

  • A lot of it is cringy but I get why people think it's funny. My second most viewed video is level

  • level seven of

  • scare PewDiePie

  • 53 million views

  • GOD

  • *rabies*

  • As stressful as these were to film, not just because of

  • Me trying to keep up with everything that was going on. But also the show itself like going through all these traumatic experiences

  • I always look back on it like really fun memories. They were good times. It's a shame

  • They put this as the the free episode cuz I think it's one of the weaker ones

  • I think just because it was Outlast, people thought it would be cool

  • 52 million views! The Ruby Play Button. But it's one of those video... that haircut Felix like what in the world?

  • I remember the guy that gave me that haircut. He was like we're gonna do something different. I'm like, oh, okay

  • I don't know what it is with packages...

  • That is so f....n exciting. I really wish I could just be an unboxing channel. That would just be so much fun. Oh

  • I guess there's really nothing interesting here. We literally just I'm glad we squeezed this one out to ten minutes

  • And look people just want to know what the award was it's a terrible video funny gaming montage what is this six years ago

  • Damn, I think we're going here. Should we just leave Jeremy? What? Yes

  • Jeremy brings these things to us, sir

  • Just like he always wanted that's my dream with Oliver

  • WE SHIP PEWDS AND CRY

  • It was genuinely funny I forgot about that

  • That's nice, I'm glad I could genuinely enjoy it a clip that's that's fantastic

  • This is great. I thought I would just cringe. That's hilarious

  • Locate the entrance to Alpha Labs 4... What does this say?

  • Death is coming

  • You don't know

  • It's like those moderately funny perfect timing twitch

  • Donation montage or whatever. I don't know. I guess I'm done here Jimbo. Oh, that was close

  • whoa

  • Somebody out there

  • I like how I took the chair with me as well

  • Ah, they're not so bad.

  • They're not so bad kind of makes me wish now I get it- *high pitched* oh pewdiepie you were better-

  • You're right. You're right. You were right all along. I think people look at these montages and they you know, it's a snippet

  • It's a three second clip if I did a funny montage now. Oh boy. Oh boy

  • You would be... you would be very happy...

  • I remember this.

  • What is that laugh dude.

  • I was really not that funny. Next up we had flappy bird

  • I remember I played this game and then right after it completely blew up. I didn't even play flappy bird in this video.

  • I played Dumb Ways To Die, which is also an amazing game, but then I afterwards I played flappy bird bad sense being the genius

  • I am I changed the title and the thumbnail to flappy bird and

  • There you go. Boom 35 million views Thank You Felix. You greedy bastard next up

  • We have the video where I said, I would delete my channel. The biggest "It´s just a prank bro" in history

  • I didn't think anyone would actually believe me. I didn't think people would be like, "oh my god, is he actually gonna do it?"

  • I don't even remember why at least I don't remember the reason why I think I remember in the headspace

  • I was I was really fed up with being in the position. I was it's two months before the disaster

  • I didn't like being the biggest channel. I didn't like

  • Having so much attention to me

  • I've said it many times that I would rather just be a smaller channel so I could just do my own thing and

  • Literally no one would care

  • Like I never asked to be in this position

  • I genuinely felt like I can actually delete my channel and just start a new one. At that time

  • I was working with a lot of different people, you know

  • I had companies and stuff like that. And I knew that if I deleted my channel, it would be a huge

  • repercussion for

  • Other people so I I knew I couldn't do it but I did genuinely consider it. Scare PewDiePie never came out anyway

  • so, you know.

  • I could have just done it I should have just done it. Damn it. Next up. We have my draw my life video

  • I got accepted to my first choice of university and

  • Everything seemed fine. *piano music*

  • I started to become more creative *piano music continues*

  • That's really not a good video I feel like I could have done that a lot better

  • Then we have literally Jake Paul and Logan Paul

  • I guess people like hearing someone sh*t on Jake and Logan.

  • Next up we had the brofist by Roomie

  • So when you upload every single day if anyone comes to you and say hey

  • I can get you a video covered for that day. Yes, please

  • Yes

  • I will take it and Roomie came to me with this song that he made he spent a long time

  • On this song and he did an amazing job on it. So I mean I get free views. Roomie gets great exposure

  • He's a talented dude. And yeah, it's an amazing video. I had nothing to do with it. Literally nothing

  • It's a really good song

  • "No Swear Electric Challenge (The

  • Impossible Game). Good title Felix, very good title.

  • That actually hurts by the way, it genuinely hurts. Don't use that on your own your kids. I almost said

  • Don't use that on your pets and your kids. Oh

  • Look at me I'm like crying almost.

  • This is a weird period in YouTube where

  • *think of it Felix*

  • Punishment and video game was somehow a popular trend like the hot pepper or hot sauce if you die or you

  • Would do all these challenges. It's just like I'm glad that trend is over

  • Okay, because it was not fun. This video got demonetized because...

  • Damn it

  • It's a great video I'm not gonna show it it's hilarious. You should watch it

  • It's basically me and and Brad s..tposting at its finest and then of course that try not to laugh challenge

  • So here's seven months ago a year ago a year ago six months ago

  • So there are a lot of their recent ones. It's just the top ones are really

  • Like long ago, this is really fun. I really genuinely enjoyed reflecting a little bit on the past and

  • and uh not necessarily cringing just

  • In an endearing way I felt like. That was my most popular videos. Have you checked them out yet? What do you think?

  • *Bring back old pewdiepie. I prefer old pew-*

  • Me too, trust me, me, too

  • You think I want to be like this, huh?

  • It's interesting because you have my you see the difference everyone changes, but it's nice to see

  • it's nice to

  • See some growth and some change in in a in a positive way, but also not just completely hating your past. I don't know

  • It's kind of cool like eight years is a long time.

  • I'm lucky to still be here and I think about that all the time. So thank you everyone that keeps supporting the channel

  • honestly, I wouldn't be here without you and

  • Also

  • Double thank you if you buy the merch. All right, you're supposed to layer it, okay

  • I spend a lot of time on it, please. Thank you

  • It's got Walmart quality. Bye

  • *Bring the ASS outro everybody*

  • GOD

  • Buy the merch please guys

*slurp juice*

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