STARRING PEWDS

領銜主演: "Pewdiepie"

(Too Close)

(各種開心地跳舞)

Helloooo and welcome everyone!

Hellooooooooooo大家好ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

You Slav, You Lose! Youtube's Favorite ShowWwWW! (hmmmmmmmmmm, that sentence feels familiar)

你斯拉夫，你就輸了！ Youtube最受喜愛的節目！

Yes that's it, I do think that's it

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(´≖◞౪◟≖)

Let's see how last video-ah, Its fine actually thank you YouTube

沒錯沒錯就是這樣

( ♥灬 3灬 ♥)

讓我們來看看最近的影片有沒有被取消營利......

I don't always complain

很好，沒有被取消。

The Challenge is simple, skratta du

謝謝你Youtube

I mean-uh, U sLav, U lOse

*親(*´∀`)~♥*

that's just the rule, Its very simpol

我也不是一直在抱怨YT的啦

Bonus point if you check out the merch, Link in the description

挑戰很簡單，(瑞典文)你笑...

Limited time only-LETS GO ON WITH THE VIDEO EVERYBODY

呃我是說，你拉斯夫，你就輸了

Remember to not SKRATTA (swedish initiates) sKrAttar du då fannnn, då blir jag så arg, arghhhhhhh

規則只有這樣，非常der簡單

Let's begin wOoo I'm excited!

去看看資訊欄連結裡面的商品可以拿到獎勵的積分 (譯者:不太確定積分是指什麼)

And what do not you like swamps?

時間有限，要搶要快

I've been living here all my life and advising everyone

讓我們開始來看影片吧(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

That was a real tough one, wasn't it

記得不要(瑞典文)笑

But I think we made it through that one

(瑞典文)不要笑

We didn't Skratta *Laughs* nO!

??????????????????

nänänänän mannen, inte Skrata, det ska du fan inte göra!

讓我們開始影片吧

He fell asleep in the workplace

wooo我好興奮啊(ﾟ∀。)

And this can not be done

你不喜歡沼澤地？

it's not good

我一直住在這裡，並為大家提供建議

He's just-just sleeping uh in a junkyard, no big deal (I'm not alone)

那一個真的很難，不是嗎

Everyone does this

但我想我們通過了那個挑戰

(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

我們沒有(瑞典文)笑

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

*偷笑*

/╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\

沒，我沒笑

*Airhorn noise*

(瑞典文)不不不不兄弟，別笑

*splat*

(瑞典文)你不會這麼做的

(RuN Boi)

他在工作的地方睡著了

I think this meme would work better if it had the Russian Anthem

這是不能發生的事

Sive, I mean Brad #2 will now edit that in

這不好

*Exposed*

他只是，只是在一個垃圾場裡睡覺，沒什麼大不了的

*Airhorn intensifies*

每個人都會這麼做的

*Russian Anthem Playing*

*偷偷摸摸的靠近*

*Headphone Warning*

*耳機使用者請注意*

(OoO fIRe)

*(((ﾟДﾟ;)))*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eAR RaPE*

*笑*

Fucked in the mouth(Yebanyy v rot)

如果這個影片改成用俄羅斯國歌，我認為會更好

Fucked in the mouth

Sive，我是說Brad#2現在會把國歌剪接進去

*angry Russian noises followed by one of the only russian words I know (Blyat)*

*笑*

BLYYYAAAAT

*再來一次*

See, didn't that work so much better (Yes Felix)

*俄羅斯國歌*

Did you Skratta yet? (Did I?)

*耳機使用者請注意前方高能*

HMmMmMmMmmM

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ε=ε=ヾ(;ﾟдﾟ)/

Let's keep uhodugsufge

*俄文髒話* (譯者:我不會翻.......)

(swedish transformation) Nu kör vi mer klipp, mera klipp tack, det hade vait trevligt med lite mera klipp

*亂叫*

(Oh, I have all my fingers)

你看，這樣看起來是不是比較棒

(The knife goes chop chop chop)

你有沒有(瑞典文)笑呢

*laughs*

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(If I miss the spaces in-between my fingers will come off)

讓我們繼續%2/*$)@*()@&%) *胡言亂語*

*Skratta some more*

(瑞典文)讓我們來繼續看更多更棒的影片吧(ゝ∀･)

I love Russian school memes

(譯者:對不起這裡我真的沒辦法QQ)

It's like, what are they doing, what is this whole country doing

*笑*

No one knows

*థ౪థ*

*Why u Skratta evrytym*

我愛俄羅斯學校的梗片

(Shake that booty)

就是，他們平常到底在幹嘛，這個整個國家到底在幹嘛

(˵ ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆˵)

沒人知道

Seems like a fantastic place to get educated

*偷笑*

I... I really finally get why all the eastern European

*熱舞ing*

People who watch my channel, Why they're such intellectuals

*華麗地跌倒*

I finally understand

那裡看起來真的是個很適合接受教育的地方呢

If you want to be an intellectual as well

我......我終於明白為什麼所有的東歐人

You know where-how to get it

那些看我的頻道的東歐人，為什麼他們如此地充滿智慧

*SKRATTA ALERT*

我終於明白了

*Bang*

如果你想成為一名知識分子

┗(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)┓

你知道要怎麼做(買商品) *商品連結在資訊欄*

*Skratta*

*笑*

DOOOOONBAAASSS!!!

這時候你可以聽到

Pewds: You've heard this, You saw this

*砲彈聲*

I feel like this has to be staged or something

*驚慌失措.mp4*

but the fact isn't just make it so bad ass

DOOOOONBAAASSS！

How can something so re-*oof*

Pewds：你聽說過這個，你看到了

Be so bad ass at the same time

我覺得這個必須上演或者其他的東西

Like I don't understand

但事實並不僅僅是讓它變得如此糟糕

Trying to grasp my head around this

怎麼能這麼重新*

*Bam*

在同一時間變得如此糟糕的屁股

*Skraattta*

就像我不明白

*RIP PEWDS*

試圖抓住我的頭

I gotta see that again

* *巴姆

*Sound of Comedy Gold*

* Sk​​raattta *

*Horse skratta*

* RIP PEWDS *

I diDN't SkRatTA

我得再看一遍

JAG SKRATTA INTE!!! TYST DJÄVEL!

*喜劇金音*

What is wrong with your Country?

*馬skratta *

I don't understand

我diD不是SkRatTA

What is right? What is wrong?

JAG SKRATTA INTE !!! TYSTDJÄVEL！

I don't under- I'm just lost (Same here)

你的國家有什麼問題？

We Interrupt this program to bring you a Special (oOo) Report

我不明白

Sorry to Interrupt

什麼是對的？哪裡不對？

Have I told you about ASS

我不在 - 我只是迷失了（同樣在這裡）

It's coming out in every console EVER

我們中斷此計劃，為您帶來特別（oOo）報告

in MAY

對不起，打斷

Check it out, Link in the description

我有沒有告訴過你關於ASS的事

Join the discord, Have some fun

它出現在每個控制台中

*TV Static*

在五月

*Sh*tty Accordion playing*

檢查出來，鏈接在描述中

*Meme Review Claps*

加入不和諧，玩得開心

*Beautiful singing* ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ(This is a song about vodka)

*電視靜態*

* Григорий Лепс - Рюмка Водки На Столе (Grigory Leps - A glass of vodka on the table) *

* Sh * tty手風琴演奏*

This is unironically fire

* Meme評論Claps *

Someone needs to do an EDM dance mix of this

*美麗的歌聲*ཀʖ̯ཀ（這是一首關於伏特加的歌曲）

PleAse!

這真是火

I think the fact that its so authentic ya'know

有人需要做一個EDM舞蹈組合

That sort makes it funny

請！

And I mean who said white people dont have culture

我認為它的真實性，你知道

There's plenty of it

這種情況很有趣

You just gotta look to the East

我的意思是誰說白種人沒有文化

Get him

有很多

He will bite me

你只需要看東方

Polish...

抓住他

JEeSus cHrISt!

他會咬我的

Where he is?!

拋光...

Stop stop stop!

JEESUS cHrISt！

You will hit him!

他在哪？！

*Pewds Laughing*

停止停止！

*More Laughing from Video*

你會打他！

He runs

* Pewds笑*

Its TeRriFyINg

*更多視頻笑聲*

Oh my gawd it's gonna attack again

他經營

Wait wait

這個很嚇人

I'll drop my phone

哦，我的老兄，它會再次發作

Catch him

等等

nO

我會放下手機

No

抓住他

Awww

沒有

Introducing Alexa Slav

沒有

*fniss* (giggle in swedish)

噢

Little Girl: Is it for me?

介紹Alexa Slav

Dad: Its for everyone

* fniss *（在瑞典語中咯咯笑）

Pewds: For everyone

小女孩：這個是屬於我？

*Skratta Again*

爸爸：它屬於每個人

Works even better now

Pewds：給大家

It's for all of us

* Sk​​ratta再次*

It's our Alexa

現在效果更好

Mom: How's it going?

這是給我們所有人的

Dad: I'm just finishing up right now

這是我們的Alexa

Little Girl: Is it on?

媽媽：最近怎麼樣？

Dad: Its always on

爸爸：我現在剛剛完成

Little Girl: Can it hear me right now?

小女孩：它在嗎？

Dad: No, It only hears you when you use the wake word we chose

爸爸：它一直在

Pewds: NOnONo

小女孩：現在能聽到我嗎？

It definitely hears you all the time *Laughs*

爸爸：不，當你選擇喚醒時，它才會聽到你

Dad: Alexa

Pewds：NOnONo

Little Girl: Well, What does it do?

它一直聽到你*笑*

Dad: Alexa, What do you do?

爸爸：Alexa

*Boy has been summoned*

小女孩：那麼，它有什麼作用？

Boy: Awesome!

爸爸：Alexa，你做什麼？

Pewds: aWeSOme

我專抓西方間諜

Boy: Alexa, play rock music

和政治異議者並向偉大的領導人 史達林報告

*Russian Music*'

*男孩被傳喚*

Pewds: Ehehey!

男孩：太棒了！

*Russian Music*'

男孩：Alexa，播放搖滾音樂

Dad: Alexa, Stop

*俄羅斯音樂*'

Mom: Wait, I wanna try

Pewds：Ehehey！

Alexa, what time is it?

*俄羅斯音樂*'

Pewds: Jesus Christ

爸爸：Alexa，停

Little Girl: With the companion app, you can access Echo from anywhere

媽媽：等等，我想試試

*Some more Russian music*

Alexa，現在幾點了？

Little Girl: With everything Echo can do, It's really become part of the family

是時候勞改了婊子

Commercial Guy: To experience Echo, go to Amazon.com/echo

Pewds：耶穌基督

Need to get me one of those

小女孩：使用周邊應用程式，您可以從任何地方使用Echo

Seems pretty good

*一些俄羅斯音樂*

*8-bit version of the Russian Anthem*

小女孩：Echo能做的一切，它真的成為家庭的一部分

(I'm going downgrade to a Nokia)

商業傢伙：要體驗Echo，請訪問Amazon.com/echo

(Now I see everything)

需要讓我成為其中的一員

Beautiful

看起來很不錯

Nothing like a Russian Anthem on a Finnish phone

*俄羅斯國歌的8位版本*

*Screams in such pain*

（我要降級到諾基亞）

Сука

（現在我看到了一切）

Блять

美麗

*Pewds dying of Laughter*

芬蘭手機上沒有什麼像俄羅斯國歌

*more skratta*

*痛苦的尖叫*

That sound is one of my favorite sounds by russians of all time

Сука

Сука

Блять

Блять

*笑死於笑聲*

Pewds: Блять

*更skratta *

Блять

這聲音是俄羅斯人有史以來最喜歡的聲音之一

*Skratta*

Сука

WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

Блять

YOU PUT YOUR ARM INSIDE A BEAR CAGE

Pewds：Блять

Truly a country of Intellectuals

Блять

I'm very proud

* Sk​​ratta *

*Intro of Friends*

他們認為會發生什麼？

Oh, Catchy! *Intro of Friends*

你把你的手臂放在熊籠裡

*Intro of Friends*

真正屬於知識分子的國家

This is so nice to see friends hanging out

我很自豪

O K A Y

*朋友介紹*

Alright

哦，嘉琪！ *朋友介紹*

Moving on to the next video

*朋友介紹*

That was- *Swedish stuff Agen*

很高興見到朋友閒逛

News Lady: *Polish* *Polish*

好的

Guy in the back : WAAHHHHH!!

好的

Pewds: Jesus Christ

轉到下一個視頻

What's wrong with your count- I mean what's right with th- *Cracks up*

那是 - *瑞典的東西Agen *

I mean how else could you look this good

新聞女士：*波蘭* *波蘭*

How else could you rock this look so hard?

在後面的人：WAAHHHHH！

IStS ThE onLY wAY

Pewds：耶穌基督

Alright I LOST ok

你的計數有什麼問題 - 我的意思是說什麼是對的 - *破解*

I'm-a I Lost (Finally you admit)

我的意思是你怎麼看這個好

Are you happy? (VERY)

你怎麼能這麼看這麼難？

I Skratta

僅僅是這樣

What do you want from me?

好吧我失去了好

That's it for this week's U laf, U slav

我 - 我失去了（最後你承認）

I hope you guys enjoyed my fellow comrades

你快樂嗎？ （非常）

That's right, I was looking for a word

我Skratta

That really shows that we're a family

你想從我這裡得到什麼？

More than just bros

這就是本週的U拉夫，U斯拉夫

There ya go, Check out the merch, Link in the description

我希望你們喜歡我的同伴

Really appreciate the limited time only

沒錯，我正在尋找一個詞

support the channel

這真的表明我們是一個家庭

Most likely since this will be demonitized

不僅僅是兄弟

So I really appreciate it guys, Thank you very much

有你去，看看商品，在說明中的鏈接

and leave a like if you lost and leave a like if you lost

真的很欣賞有限的時間

*Outro Song*

支持該頻道

Caption Author: Jeane Diputado

這很可能是因為這將被清除