Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Let me tell you about my favourite website. (wut..) *dramatic music* It's, it's bu- It's uhh... It's buzz- It's BuzzFeed. *dramatic choir* I really like- I really like- I really like BuzzFeed. I think it's a good... It's a good website. I think it's pretty- It's not bad at leas- It's not bad! It's not a bad website. It's a youtube channel! (DUHH!!) What do- What do I know? Well, BuzzFeed, figured it out, okay? Everyday I think about, what video, should I make? BuzzFeed clearly figured out, what the fuck to do. 2 dollar hotdog, versus, 169 dollar hotdog. BAM! 7 million views! Thank you, very much! That will be 70 grand, I'll take that one. 171 dollars on a video, and bam, you got 7 grand back. 100 dollar sneaker, versus 25,000 dollar sneaker. GENIUS! Now, me being a greedy little Swedish bastard, You know, I got some better ideas, straight off the bat. 1 dollar piss, versus 200 dollar piss. 5 dollar pizza, versus 500 dollar pizza. But get this! It's moldy! That's hilarious. And then I'll throw up everywhere when I eat it. 5 dollar prostitute, versus 200 dollar prostitute. See, I wanna actually know the value! And like, a 200 dollar prostitute versus anime pillow. That's a tough one! Oh, you make vlogs now? GUY IN VIDEO:"Dude those are pretty fresh actually" THE FFING GUY IN THE VID: Yeah they are customs actually.. What the fuck is this? BuzzFeed you were supposed to be quick and snappy content oh *chuckles* someone found out about the youtube algorithm let's go and try some- some vurses ok see what we can come up with it's really- really gotten to that point huh, where I just rip on buzzfeed kinda sad isn't it ANYWAY LET'S DO THIS *more intense choir music* alright guys this is pretty big deal not everyone has this but we managed to get from the Japanese website very exclusive very- very high quality water it costs- 6-680 pounds (roughly $842) for one bottle it's diamond water from Japan it's been filtrated it has it's own filtration system so it filter- it continuously filters itself there's no purer water than Japanese diamond water like this y'know I'm pretty excited to drink this it's pretty expensive water... thank you youtube (where to buy that?) but I'm more excited to drink the piss it's a thing that not everyone can afford I'm really- I'm really proud that they sent it to us 'cause I'm not- I'm not gonna pay for it 600 pounds that's pretty crazy this is the cheap water just tap water I'm excited 'cause this one comes with a mist it's almost like drinking it can't wait to do this with my piss okay so I'm gonna drink this water this is the cheap water then, I'm gonna piss in this we're gonna wait a day then I'm gonna drink this water, the expensive water. and then I'm gonna piss this water back in the bottle and then I'm gonna drink it and then I'm gonna value it which piss tastes better $1 piss or $600 piss *gargles and tries to speak but I can't understand him so...* this water tastes really- *gargles* I love buzzfeed it's my favorite I was waiting for the piss to come ok guys I finished my- my first water but I'm basically going to take a piss right now here we go alright I got it wow it's a li- kinda weird lo- man I need to drink more water, this is- not ok *gagging* ok see you tomorrow goodnight it smells really nice alright, welcome back it's time to drink the expensive water I'm really curious what it tastes like 'cause buzzfeed haven't tried this my moonshine jar alright here we go I don't wanna spill a drop every- imagine how much a drop costs from this alright here we go *dramatic music* oh my god it's amazing! I'm like a new man! oh my god my mind has been- it's been levitated $5 hot sauce vs. $5,000 hot sauce 5 million dollars vs. 50 million dollars a cardboard cutout of pewdiepie vs. real pewdiepie it tastes pure like yo momma's ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the tip of the tongue really sizzles bUT WILL THE PISS TASTE DIFFERENT!? see you... when I need to take a piss *Brad's voice offscreen* "He's pissing, he's pissing" Brad: "WHY ARE YOU PISSING- INTO A BOWL!?" Brad: "You haven't got the bottle." *pewds in the bathroom*: "I CAN'T STOP." Brad: "can I br- can I come in?" pewds: "wait just no" pewds: "wait don't worry, don't worry." pewds: "I found a cup." pewds: "I got a lo-" Brad (laughing): "he pissed in a cup." pewds: "I got a little bit." Brad: "Why didn't you take the bottle in?" pewds (whispering): "shit shit" Brad: OH MY GOD pewds: "don't worry 'bout it." Brad: "Are you serious!?" pewds: "don't- don't worry about it." pewds: "high 5! :D " Brad: "NO NO NO NO NO fuck you, stay away." ok now we put the piss in Brad (laughing): "oh my god!" 'cause it has the filter right? so it should- it shouldn't be too bad what are they- what a- disappointing amount which one do I start with? do I start with this? oh shit Brad: "fucks sake" Brad: "damn" Brad: "are you serious?" Brad: "I will stop filming" this is sanitary Brad: "no it isn't" ok so this is the cheap test I'm gonna drink it from the- *dramatic music* *gagging* Brad: *gagging* *dramatic music* doesn't taste good... hey Brad you want your Christmas bonus? Brad: yee here then one mist in your face Brad: no one mist Brad: no you don't want- 50 pounds? (roughly $62) Brad: "I mean I do because-" come on Brad: "I want-" no, you want the m- you have to take the mist Brad: "give me the 50 pounds first" I already- Brad: "I'm gonna trust you'll snatch it away" *dramatic music* Brad: *screams* "AHH No wait I wasn't ready" Brad: "wait wait" pewds: *laughing* "ew" Michael: "How was it?" alright buzzfeed let's see you try this *dramatic music* Brad: "it's so much fresher" so warm it has that Christmas feeling y'know tastes just like Christmas so here's the question $1 piss versus $600 piss the result might shock you (wait for it.....) (WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!!) It's..... BEER!! ( back at it again with that clickbait ) Wow (srsly pewds?) The epic prank guys.. It was beer all along. Leave a like if you got pranked. "this was a 600 dollar water though and i did enjoy the taste. it tasted like wasting your fucking money Thank you for watching. *snickers* "stop zooming" *shook*
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