No.

Internet *whispers* "the Internet"

I know you're all dying to know what my situation with the Internet is. And no, I still don't have any God da- internet

Christian channel.

So the wonderful people at Origin PC heard my cry. They heard my cry for help and they reached out: a helping hand.

Offering to send me the Origin Chronos, so that I can move my setup to somewhere where they actually have internet.

Now, the Origin Chronos is pretty cool. It's the size of pretty much my...

Uh...

My console! Look at that.

And this beast packs 4k, baby. Guess. Let's get real here

What's the most important thing after the internet? Computer.

Now, maybe finally it won't take a hundred hours for me to upload a video. Thank You, Origin PC.

I appreciate you. "But Felix, what about me?" Oh, 'me, me, me, me, me.' . There you go again. Fine, okay? Fine.

I'll give away one, okay? Just check out the link in the description. The rule is simple:

Just follow all the rules, and you could win one as well. In the meantime Origin is also going to send me their Origin "Millennium"

* whisper* It's a god damn beast.

They told me they can do a custom paint job on it, so let me know in the comments

What kind of paint job...

they should give me. The most top-voted comment

Will win. Also the giveaway is worldwide so anyone can sign up. All their pieces ship worldwide.

I really highly recommend checking out OriginPC.com , you can play around and customize your own computer.

It comes with lifetime

Support for life. You buy this PC you buy for life if you don't know what Origin PC is, it's basically three executives from Alienware.

So they have a ton of experience to build badass computers

And I'm really proud to have them as a sponsor of the channel. Now let's move on with the video.

*clap* Ohh!

Gaa.

Yes we're playing more. I don't care if I fell down last time cuz this game is easy

*fails the game from the beginning*

Stop I'm stop, we're literally at the beginning of the game, are you kidding me? How far did I fall?

Oh my go-. I feel now is the happiness I had before that's the deal I am back at the beginning

I am back at the beginning. Are you cereal? Oh my god? I have to redo everything

you know what easy you know why this guy I got power moves now son ah

I don't even care anymore

This is the easiest game

Fuck everyone fuck everyone fuck everyone I tried

so far

huh.... *burp*

You thought I was gonna fall. Didn't ya?

How do I even get up there dude

Fuck everyone

"Just do what you did first time, Felix."

*stfu*

I know what to do, my Power Move?

What the fuck No, can you use the power mode

You hit your head, dude

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I want you to die. I want you to die.

*Music*

Yeah, I'm fine, you know what I don-

Yeah, if he was so smart than me. Why is he dead huh? Idiot

I am beginning to believe that I will die a horrible death

Can this music shut the fuck up?!

Ohh woow, look at that everybody oh, hell, yeah, he did it hit-

shut up

Look at that.

I am back, baby

HAAAAAAAA

MEEEEEE

POWER MOVE

Good job, buddy.

Oh my god

Yes.

Pull, buddy

Pull like ssss-

[Gibberish] I'm not gonna let this game

Defeat me okay? It's not happening yes

You're right. You make me you make me die a million times. I'll come back for a million more, baby

This is a tricky one

You need a lot of power you need a lot of strength you need a lot of skill

And you need a lot of SWISTCHIAN YouTube channel everybody. Thank you. I am back

Suck on my Swedish nuts. I means family friendly Felix here suck on my Swedish Fish

They are the

Delish

What but up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up vaffanculo

a

*Italian* ehi, tutto bene? Grazie mille e tanta

[Italian accent] oh no no no no we do not-a want-a to do that-a

This game is so easy

Legit I eat this game for breakfast

All right hey

Hey, hey, hey, oh

Look a look at me look at me. I'm just a man stuck in a pot

Just a Swedish man.

Stuck in a

[High-pitched] "Hey look at that boi, I did it."

"Hell yeah"

Okay

We're almost back to- OH! we are almost back to where we were, how about that?

This one is really tricky because you need a lot of core strength

PRA

Easy. Just kidding I tricked you. A'right we're back. This is it right?

Ten minutes

Ahahahaha

Casual this game is for cash ahhh.

This game is for casuals alright? My Grandma would love this game she'd be like

[High-pitched] "Ohh do you have anything more difficult?

Than this Barbie ass looking piece of shit, dog. Ha ha I am Mickey Mouse your grandmother

Poodiepie ha ha."

Ok alright this

Really, you're gonna put

Really?

Really. You're gonna- it's fine.

It's fine

Fuck you! Frederick Nietzsche, I put philosophers in my game look how deep it is all of a sudden?

I'm gonna get up this fucking no no

noooaaahhhh

Come on.

Oh my god

Uh-huh, okay, okay, Mr. Slide. Okay Mr. Slide

[Nervously yelling]

Hello Mr. Slide how you doin' there buddy?

Don't hurt me. I've been hurt too many times.

Ouhhh

Hey Mr. Ball

Don't mind if I ball you a question. Oh God what the hell is that kid doing there. Can? Can I grab this?

Oh, it's an illusion

It's an illusion everybody. It's an illusion incredible what they can do these Oh God, okay?

I'm just gonna chill here. Now am I supposed to jump over to that side. I feel like that's what's happening here.

Oh, that's fun. That's fun. That's I love slides first of all F U, little child

For trying to kill me. Second of all- second of all

SAYONARA MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [Screaming]

AH

[Sigh]

Okay now where do I go Power Move?

Oh? oh oh oh oh oh oh

Fine fine oh

Uh, I hate this I'm not even sad okay, I'm just mad I'm just upset

Nouhuhuh- hey buddy there you go

Relax, relax, relax, relax

RELAX

You're fine

You're doing fine. I'm doing fine. No

OH AH AH

AH

AH

Stop. The slide.

Just don't fall through the hole Felix, and you're fine. You're fine Hey look at me. I'm fine

I think my hammer is stuck oh

It oh my god. It's stuck

Oh no, oh no

No. Okay I'm fine. Jes-al. You're supposed to be my friend hammer

Don't grunt at me old man

What are you doing?

Focus

Stop! Oh my god.

OH

MY

GOD

NO!

Fight-o-kun! Stop it Felix stop it

The water slide is so annoying

There, that was fuckin smooth that was smooth as a balloon

Wow Felix do you speak English with that language?

AHH

OHH

Hahahaha (Italian) Solo mia. Ets estero bene.

Makara?

This is really interesting because it would seem that, we have to go down all the sudden. Which is not a

Reoccurring theme in this game. Oh God

Alright, okay, and now we're just gonna

ohhhhhhhhh

My goddddddd. Pull yourself together man. Pull yourself together.

Oooohhhhh... aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We did it everybody. Ah that was easy my god. When does the game get difficult?

Now what I'm gonna do might seem, like a bad idea, but if you're a genius like myself,

You would realize the true power

fuUUuUuck ah

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I am fine. I'm fine

I'm fine. I'm fine listen, listen. I'm already back. I'm already back to where I'm started

No you didn't oh wow that fucking kills me every time

No do not fall down there we discussed this

NOOOOOOO

STOPPPP

HA

If that was it Whoopie, Dooley then how come I am already back in action, baby

Stronger than ever

Huh?

Explain that

*anger intensifies*