Hey, how's it goin? What's up?

Best let's play on YouTube. Let's go.

Thank you very much, we just-

Huddle up, it's selfie time everybody.

I thought something would actually happen me coming back here, but nothing happened at all

Oh no.

All right

What?

Find 10 yaoi in South Park?

I only found like three of them

Are you kidding me?

That can't be my quest I'm leaving.

There's no way

There's no way that's my quest

Sergeant please!

I changed my mind

Are you serious? That's my job right now?

To found Yaoi.

That is the-

Talk to Mr. Adams in the police...

...station

It seems like we've done all the main quest?

Whaat?

I don't want to do Yaoi. I don't find Yaoi. I'm not gay.

Wow Felix

Can't believe you just said that

All right supposedly, there's a quest in here, so we might as well take it.

Just let me in, let me in.

It's supposed to be aaaaaa weird-looking-

There he is

EEEEW!

Okay, let's talk things out.

Oh my god.

The quests are so weird.

Distribute Mr. Adams headshots to eight people?

Okay.

That shouln't be too hard.

Or do we got it wait, sorry, I'm

That's our quest how do I do hundred more like you on the force?

Crime doesn't pay kid you're on our team now, right I?

Have to say I'm ugly impressed with your making oh

Okay, I was so lost I was like there's no main quest going on right now

There we go we got gotta go to Coon lair

I don't think it's too far we can go there

Scrambles screwed franchise

Franchise

Scrambles screwed

franchise screwed scrambles

Good

Wait there's a new code get scrambles fast

Well what about introducing super Craig in the second Kooning fringe movie that'd be pretty DC comics of us, I wouldn't recommend it

Please have a seat. Sorry guys. Can I have a moment with but lord please?

Wait I'm but Lauren behind you

Okay, let's talk to Kuhn see what it's got to sing everybody

but Lord

I just wanted to let you know that we've decided

To let you have your own Netflix series right after the Fast Pass Fox miniseries and the third Coon and friends United

Nations, this is huge

Okay, well get out there and finish your girls. Just wanted to tell you the exciting news

What do you want new kid you do, there's nothing left to talk about oh

No, no no, no you are not going to have yes come on three choices new kid

No Do not give me those sad puppy eyes

nobody gets to be three classes it you think that just because you had to live through your dad fucking your mom you should get

All the sympathy in the world don't you?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring that it

If you were going to add another class what would it be oh

Hell yeah, we need another class cuz

Blaster cyborg it was terrible. Okay. We got a close range, okay?

We definitely don't want elementalist

late night in f1 has grinding power to fortified teammates and

disability I

Think we have no psychic on it shut up

Whatever I came to sign

It is pretty dumb. Let's go back in time again back to when you were just a child

You couldn't sleep that night, but it was because you saw strange lights in the sky you walk to the mirror oh

Man, I'm excited for this, but these are so dumb. I love it. Oh yeah then

You heard it strange alien sounds from the hallway. Oh my god. You walked out into intruders

An alien my god, all right, we're an element in it

Okay, what is this?

That's pretty shit

What does that do though

That's awesome that's really good. Oh, no I can't

St.. Rip, let's go nice

Oh

You think right impossible moussaka

Yeah, I don't know if I want to do that well, I got to go here to do it

Oh dolphins Wow which gives me attack

I think I'm over here. We got a halt ready

Bailey doesn't even do anything

Aah Oh Mac yeah

Wow that was so cool

Does that skip all their turns, and oh nice

He's gonna die and same with him

Nice

Okay, okay, okay, let's start again didn't they know

Where the aliens helping you by showing you who fucked your mom or were they trying to make you full of rage you might never

know

all right get back out there, but Lord you still have a lot of things to do I

Don't think that was worth the three classes that backstory, but you know what I will take it

I will take it and I will shove it up my butt about but

Man, I remember some of the stuff that happened in the first game now that when you were abducted by the aliens

Oh my god. That was like too much, and when you become a little mushy you whatever you minimize yourself. That was crazy

Okay, it sounds like we got to go to the

We got a walk-in, are you kidding me?

Okay, let's go to the playground I

Thought looking guys we're now at style in the eighties, but the new kids pulling it up

Here we are at the playground nice

How did the Coon get there so fast

I didn't come to fight

This

Visionary architect and a buttfucking trader listen to me. I understand the new kid oh

No my god

Where haven't seen him

You might be in the wrong franchise, but if you ever need help. I'll return the favor you might be in their own franchise

Cares about you. You belong to a loser zero income franchise that's run by a douchebag in a wheelchair

You steal it. Where is dr. Timothy's phone, sorry freedom pussy that info?

You guys need to stop investigating the Chamber of Commerce and leave it to the professionals superheroes

Oh, yeah, you guys are the professional superheroes. Yeah, it just so happens mysterion that we already have a connection with Netflix

No, you don't yes. We do. We're just about to get the human kite and Netflix series off the ground so

No

Timmy he's trying to rape my mind

They don't have a connection Netflix freedom pouch just raped my mind you guys let's get these pedophile who did friends

It's simple freedom pals unite never want to go again

Simple white tears going down. Hello share should have made changes. God. Damn it I

Didn't make changes today

All right, that's fine alright goes pray I feel pretty good about my lineup. They really are far away aren't thing

It's not really worth it

I'm just gonna place him here

That's a microaggression right there oh

Oh, this is awesome look at this we can suck

Suck him over here, and then keep doing damage on him

Oh

My god, what is he doing? He's telephoning in fourth-graders?

Second brannis preschool kids whatever. They are my god. They're everywhere

Come on captain diabeetus come up come on

Thank you, oh my god. I'm so glad he's dead

Wait that isn't kill the little kids. Are you kidding me? I need some kids to die oh

They die super fast now. Okay, alright. Let's kill kill the children

Damn that does a lot of damage come here. We go finally my god those so difficult. Oh

I'm so done with that

Jesus

It took me 40 minutes at least

And if you ever want to be part of a real franchise just call me

Marvelous better

Hey

Wait sorry there's boys girls and sissy

Go to crunchies microbrew for some microaggression knowledge, I can't wait this is great stuff

It doesn't get better than this guys

And here we are

Going to get some info on

The macro grass on

This out-of-control Men Pacific icelandic islander from

Scandinavia

Now I get to change my skin colour tone, I identify as white

And white now what the heck

See that wasn't hard was it now that you know how to define yourself

you can go back to making people pay for not identifying you and others correctly a

Little more about you kid now get out there kick some ass gosh darn it

I don't think what is this good example for the young folks?

Fine

We have the information we need and are ready for our next mission everyone reports there immediately

Another Coon lair mission, huh

And

Scrambles hmm

Lucky tiger there you are Jesus took you long enough, sorry

My bad

All right everyone

But Lord interrogated classy and found out our next lead is that the you store in here in town we need to infiltrate it tonight

That can't be done. Why not just you know because they use door and entrances all lava. Oh, yeah

To do with anything

It's one of his superpowers hey and to shed said that he owes the new kid a favor oh

My god looks like you're gonna come in handy again

My lord super Craig right you're not on the team out of the toolshed

Tell the new kid is ready to have his favor returned everyone else go home and get in bed

We meet at the you store in tonight

Too bad

If all goes according to plan toolshed will meet up with you later, just be careful toolshed is a two-faced backstabbing butt sniffer hmm, ah

sure

Don't know why this is the thing but you know we got to go back gotta go back home to sleep

This is that we look like huh?

pretty shit

All right, it's time to eat dinner and be old depressing shit cuz our parents our

Dad had sex with our mom can you believe it?

No meaning it and an alien showed it to us along with the baby

my god

We live a tough life

We changed

What is this story news

First asking the counselor about sexual orientation, then talking to the principal about race

Confusion was the point the more our child learns about the truth the more dangerous it becomes you stupid Oh

On the table pumpkin then straight to bed you have school tomorrow

There's the underlying plot and a plot chest twist waiting to happen but for now

Let's go to sleep. Oh

Nice, we got a lot of cloth. We can make a new outfit listen

I know we never talked about it, but your mother and I are very proud

I

Know we never talked about it, but we're so proud to be Scandinavia

I

Wish I kept the skin color corruption and crime rises from the gutters and fills the streets only one thing to deal

Man hashtag yes, I agree let's go

Browse it's time to change

But this is not really our outfit is it?

We're gonna we're gonna change our outfit

Cuz I want to look we got a lot of new stuff actually we have whoa what in the world is this?

We can also craft I believe

We could probably craft some costumes

They are SH NEX is pretty cool. The boom boxes. Oh, that's dope

We can actually make that what else did we got amazing butthole hood

And then we had the Norse oh

This is all very tempting stuff, but I do

Okay

Okay, let's see how this looks this is important stuff guys. I don't know if you realize

Wait where is it there it is nice since we look so goddamn stupid, that's the issue here

Yes

Yes

Now we're talking yeah, I'm too Pumbaa excited, but sorry

I can't stand I can't stand that stupid facial hair. It's so annoying

Okay

We're gonna find the keys again to escape

What the heck is our dad doing of course we gotta use their

Hoss feature to get the key

All right, and we're gonna teleport back anyways

The power of farts everyone

the power of farts

They sure love fart jokes in this

and this franchise I

Guess another key, and that's it I think

No, we need the copper key as well