Hey Swedish man here do you want some "skratta"?

come then [wierd "skratt"]

welcome to "You Laugh You Lose"

YouTube's favorite show!!

yes yes - ah, we don't do the clapping on this one. That's...

[depression.mp4]

let's see how the other video did...

de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de

they're all demonetized!

oh, another company claimed the whole video because of a two-second clip

aw, that's great !!1!

that's fine because I especially -

I don't like earning money,

but I especially like when my money goes to someone else

t h a t ' s h o w I l i k e it

And in that honor, and in that fashion

we are going to have

OUR video - that's right - it's OUR video now

C Y K A B L Y A T

[Soviet national anthem ;)]

edition.

that's right!

in honor of this new YouTube

your video is my YouTube, my revenue is your revenue

please do enjoy - and have a good time

why earn money, when other people can have that money?!

YES! - more people should have more money !

that's right - people who work for money

should not have money

what are you stOUpid? it's OUR money

shall we start the video or should I just keep ranting about communism [laughing]

- alright

tech-technology 2016 [laughing]

wait, is there more?

oh there is - great

why is he walking like that?

you can tell here immediately that russia

is at least 20 years ahead of america - finally

this is some hidden footage that has not yet been released

we'll see here who can do it faster...

DAMN IT

DAM IT - we were so close

we have not perfected it yet but we are getting there

it's all in the details don't worry

it's just a legality issue

omg - I've seen this one

Translation: (in a joking manner) Are you ok [lying on the ice]?

[is everything fine?]

[huh?]

[is everything fine?]

Yeah.

[fine]

- Are you fishing?

- Yeah, I'm fishing(gibberish)

[yeah, I'm fishing]

- Well then, keep on fishing.

[well then, keep on fishing]

- Are you able to catch any fish at least

[does the fish bite?]

- Uhuh

[yeah]

*indistinct grumbling*

yOU CAN'T JUST SLEEP ON THE SNOW, RUSSIA - please

what are you doing??

it's on a lake! he's sleeping -

a rare russian walrus

you don't see those everyday

what a sight.

what a culture

who said white people don't have culture?

[drunken russian mumbling]

*hits head*

[ah BLyAt'!]

[ah blYaT']!

[ah BLyAt'!]

[ah BLyAt- ah bly-]

*hits head again*

[ah BLyAt!]

[ah BLyAt!]

oh! not again! not again!

[ah BLyAt!]

[ayh BLyAt!]

[ayh BLyAt!]

(and again)

someone hold his head up!

please

[ah BLyAt!]

[ah BLyAt!]

[aAYye]

what is the average IQ in russia?

it must be at least over... 70

sorry, I don't mean to generalize, of course

we are just having fun here, guys. We are just having a little laugh

come here, my beloved son

what is this..?

who is this dude?is this, like, russian -

good job.

he thinks

give back my bottle-

what is the plan?

wha - what is that cat doing?

oH! oh that's not bad.

no! poor cat!

please

i have only a pan to offer

everyone have an axe..?

she just... brought an axe?

yeah, everyone has an axe. right?

right?

of course.

oh no.

okay... ehh timber?

OH NO

I don't know if I can laugh or not cuz I don't know if the cat is ok or not

ay aY AY AY!

WOAH

HE'S FINE

the cat is fine.

ok now we can use this clip.

what is his job???

Translation: [little chicks? how cute!]

this is too - this is too innocent [lalalalalallaaa]

[woah, what is that?]

[hmm, I need to go check this out]

[there's no one here]

can someone translate this?? (yeah)

[let's go check it out]

[what do we have here?]

[hmmm, looks like someone lives in here]

[ok, I'm crawling farther eeehh]

what is he doing?

[HMMM, where am I?]

[here is a dead-end]

[hmm this is just a casual doghou- WTF, WHO IS- NO!]

[GRANDMA!(and dog's name again(VARYA))]

[GRANDMA!(and dog's name again)]

[hell.mp4]

Translation: [It's good that they give you these treasure chests]

what is this, a russian minecraft channel?

[BLYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!]

[oh no, my mom's back]

[Mom: I'll fucking kick your ass, what the fuck, huh?]

[I'll punish you blyat' what the fuck are you doing]

the kid: mom Mom MOm Wha-?? MOM Oww Oww

[Mom: Turn this bullshit off right now, fucking sick of it already]

[but Mom!!!! OWWW]

yeah

that's - that's cool man

that's cool

that's a really cool building, by the way

BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Translation: [FUCKIN GERMANS, SUKA, are crawling along BLYAT!!!!]

[and here is a tank coming, blyat!]

ah yes! the famous battle

man versus giant... bulldozer... thing.

[come on, blyat', you fucking Germans (meaning Nazi army)]

an important piece of russian history.

[come on destroy that sUKA COME ON! *throws fire on tank* GOOD JOB]

woah!

[caterpillar track fucked up! you fucking explode it!!]

[AAAARGH!!

Pizdez blyat! :D]

oh she - he's on fire! he's on fire!

jump out!!

he doesn't even care!

you're on fire!

this is what happens when you don't have internet, ok?

*Russian SWAT team warms up before raiding the club*

the russian military.

fearless as any

some of the strongest fighters on the planet

this is actually not the army, this is the special forces

I can't - it's so dumb, the whole thing

*Arabian Nights in Russian*

it never ends!

*Arabian Nights in Russian*

I think this is probably one of my favorite "you laugh you lose"

probably we are not using half of these

but I had a great time at least

most likely this won't be monetized properly, but hey!

at least we had fun, everybody

leave a like if you skratta leave a like if you förlora

and remember to laugh - if you laugh you lose

and if you lose you laugh

and so on so forth

thank you for watching, I am your host

PEEEEEEWWWWWDIEPIE

and this is pewdiepie signing off

SUUUKAAAAAAA

BLYAT!

Jake Hill's Pewdiepie Outro #4:

Pewdiepie

with the Sick so win

Takin' over

YouTube

tryna get like him

Brofist

to the face

Can he keep up with the pace?

And I'm never gonna switch

Pewds: BUT CAN YOU DO THIIIiiiIIIS?!

how's it go- ing

Bro?

Gotta get it like this

When you wanna hit a flow

Grinding like hope when I pop a top and never stop

Run up in the city

and I never gonna flop

Tell me when to go

I'm like:

whenever

I'm done with this

Pass the mic to Edgar.