YEAH! TEN KILLS IN A ROW! Uh?! Were you watching?

哦? 原來你在看啊! Oopsie～

Oopsiee that was just me playing with my new f- Honor View 10 phone

不過是我在玩我新的榮耀View10手機

Just look at the screen. Look how big this screen is. It's not as big as my mouse pad

看看這個螢幕 看看螢幕多大

but it's still pretty big. I can play comfortably

雖然沒有和我的滑鼠墊一樣大 不過已經算蠻大的了

5.5 hours of gaming on this thing. For real I really love this phone

我可以用這支手機 很舒適的 玩5.5個小時的遊戲

if you guys want to pre-order it you can do that from now til' the 22nd of March

我真的很喜歡這支手機 如果你們想要預購

and you will get a $30 free gift card, which you can apply to buy in this phone.

你可以從現在開始預購到3/22為止

Now, they didn't tell me to tell you this but.. for the price range this is in, this offer combined,

你就會獲得$30美金的禮物券

it's an amazing deal, and you get an amazing gaming phone for it it

你可以應用在購買這支手機上

Also has one of my favorite options, which is the game suite so you can add in your game.

他們沒有叫我跟你們推銷這些!

And optimize it for gaming mode, but also the best thing which is the uninterrupted gaming mode.

但是價格上來說 很合理

So if I happen to get a phone call while I'm playing you don't want it to interrupt you here

提供的優惠非常好 還能獲得很棒的電競手機

I'm getting a call from Marzia

而且有我最喜歡的設定 就是這個遊戲管理裝置

Yeah, it shows up, and I can just click it away so easily, and there's no problem, and I can just keep going

你可以加入你喜歡的遊戲 還有優質化的遊戲模式

(voice of Pewdiepie) *PEWDS?! Pewds, are you ignoring me?*

不過呢 最棒的 是這個勿擾遊戲模式

So yeah definitely make use of that offer, check out the link in the description and now let's get started with the video.

假如我玩遊戲的時候有人來電 你又不想被打擾

Sometimes you just gotta look back at your history and pay your respect

像這裡Marzia打給我 上面顯示來電之後

You gotta

我可以很簡單的就直接按不接

Revisit a path and say "an AMA say" ("Namaste")

這樣就沒問題了 可以繼續玩了

I will now of course do what made me popular on YouTube which was play video games

"Felix???"

But not just any video game. I'm talking about the horror games

"Felix你是在無視我嗎?!"

*RIP HEADPHONE USERS*

所以請務必珍惜這個美好的優惠 連結在影片說明欄內

[Mocking Commenters:] "Why don't you play more horror games, Pewds?"

現在正式進入正片吧

Well because there's not enough good ones! I wait for the quality ones to come out like "3:00 AM

有時候你得回頭看你的過去 正視它

at Krusty Krab!" That's right, that's what we're playing! All right, uh, high graphics, please. I want to really see the pores

你得重新檢視過去也要說

on Spongebob himself.

現在我要來做一件 讓我在YouTube上成名的事情

Full disclosure, I am shitting myself. Oh, am I playing as Mr. Krab? Oh my god

也就是玩遊戲

This is just like the anime (?). Holy cow I have so much money!

但不單單是遊戲 而是恐怖遊戲

This is what horror games will get you guys. All right, what do we got?

"Poods你為什麼不玩恐怖遊戲了?"

Uh, controls...

因為沒有好的恐怖遊戲啊!

Interact...

我是在等待高品質的恐怖遊戲推出 像是這個

I can... crouch, in case I need to go down on Mr. SpAengebAEb...

凌晨三點的蟹堡王

All right, is there anything else I need to know?

沒錯 就是要玩這個!

I can read that. OK, objectives. Oh wait. I need to know objectives - gather all the money... all right...

好的 呃 高畫質謝謝 我想清楚看到那個

uh, ARGH!!!

海綿寶寶身上的洞洞

PACK THE LEFTOVER

不瞞你們說 我嚇到要挫屎了

I can't even

我是扮演蟹老闆嗎? 我的天啊

Krabby Patties, ok, pack the leftover, check the bathroom trash for bin that

就和動畫一樣啊! 靠么喔我有好多錢

no, wait, I can't read.

各位恐怖遊戲就是這樣的啊

lock up and leave alright. It seems easy enough, check the bathroom trash ok

好的 我們有什麼 控制方法 操控東西 我可以蹲下

What happened *le gasp*

以防萬一我要和海綿寶寶先生搞

Oh oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no

我還需要什麼嗎? 我可以讀它 OK 目標

I'm oh I can't this is too scary

喔等等 我必須知道目標 拿錢 好喔

NO

呃 ARRRRRRG

OOOH, WHAT DO I DO?!

打包剩下的 喔我沒辦法用這個聲音

When the light starts flicking you must hide

蟹堡 好喔 打包剩下的 查看廁所的垃圾找桶

Oh shit, uh, shhit,

不對我不會閱讀

closing the - barricading the office ok, ooh

然後鎖門離開 好喔 看起來很簡單

Oh, thank god. Oh, thank god.

查看廁所的垃圾 OK 發生什麼事?

Alright, where's the Krabby Patties?

喔? 喔不 喔不 喔不喔不喔 喔不 我受不了 好恐怖

I gotta pack them.

不....TT

I'm packin em.

喔～ 我要怎麼辦????

Come on, pack em QUICKER!!!

燈光開始閃爍你就要躲起來

*sounds of game over*

不可惡 可惡

Objective complete, I did it!

關上/堵住辦公室的門 OK 嗚 嗚

Damn it

謝天謝地 謝天謝地 好了 蟹堡在哪?

Alright, let's go everybody come on pack em.

我要打包 快打包

Pack em!

包快一點啊啊啊啊啊!

We don't have time Mr. Krabs, please!!

目標完成 我成功了!

pack em quicker!!

可惡 哈哈哈

OH, he's coming he's coming!

好囉 我們來了 打包 快打包!!!!

*jumpscare*

蟹老闆我們沒時間了!!! 拜託!! 快一點!!

AAH JÄVLAR!

喔他來了! 他來了!

FAN!

喔 拎娘!

*rip $399 chair*

幹!

I actually genuinely got scared

我其實真的嚇到了 哈哈哈

*laughs*

沒有 我只是過度誇張的裝作被嚇到而已

No, that was just me

我不會嚇到的各位 你以為我是誰?

Overreacting like a fake.

被嚇到對遊戲尖叫的小屁孩嗎?

I don't actually get scared guys,

[韓文]

what do you think I am, some sort of man child that screams at video games?

我不是這種人

*RIP HEADPHONE USERS*

喔天 喔天

That ain't me!

他在幹嘛?

Oh God Oh God.

他在幹嘛??

What is he doing?

(到抽) 他去哪了?! 我的天啊!

What is he doing?

好喔 有要用飲料機嗎?

*le gasp*

我知道我要去看廁所 所以就這麼做吧 我們走

Where did he go?! Oh my gosh!

呃 喔對垃圾桶 找垃圾桶的零錢 好喔我們找找

Alright, did I have to do something with the soda machine? *no*

喔天他來了! 喔天!

I know I need to check the bathroom, so let's do that.

我喜歡這遊戲的嚇人音效 選的好

Here we go.

喔天 關門 關門 他在那裡 他就在那裡

Oh, yeah, the bin. Loot the cash in the bin. Okay here we go.

喔謝天謝地 謝謝上帝! 謝謝蟹堡

Oh, God he's coming!

喔～

Oh, God - I love the jump scare sound, it's really good.

如果我們逃出去了 兄弟們

Oh God close the door, close the door, he's right there. He's right - oh, thank god

沒錯 我會拍一部與PewDiePie的星期五

Oh, thank the Lord. Thank the Krusty Patty. (?)

我的天呀 我當然

Ohh!

那什麼聲音?

If we make it out alive, bros,

沒理由的你得幫縮圖做一些怪表情

That's right. I'm gonna make a Fridays with PewDiePie *finally!*

2013年的 "我的天啊"臉

Oh my gosh

"我可以有漢堡嗎?" 是不是啊?

I, of course ki- what was that?!

搞笑天才

You got a you got a make really weird faces for the thumbnail for no reason at all

好了 聽好各位 各位快點

The 2013 ERMAGERD face.

我們辦的到的 雖然我無法 喔天我們辦不到

Can I has hamburger?

打包蟹堡 打包蟹堡 打包蟹堡!!!

Am I right guys?

這個緊張感快逼死我了 太刺激了 我不知道怎麼辦

*COMEDY GENIUS*

這個烤箱還開著嗎? 它在震動

*boom*

喔天 喔天我現在不能

Alright listen come on come on guys

搞什麼啦 我真的不怕 這遊戲太...蠢了

We can do this although. I'm do oh god

我有去廁所找東西了嗎? 我忘了

We can't pack the krabby patty pack the krabby patty back the krabby patty

OK有了 我們拿了錢 我們拿了堡堡 還有什麼?

the tension is killing me. This is too exciting

查看廁所 打包剩下的堡 拿收銀機的錢

I don't know what to do.

喔天

Is the oven still on? it's shaking...

喔喔喔喔 不!

Oh god, oh god. I can't fail-

不!!! 快跑啊蟹堡王!

What the heck man, I'm genuinely not scared at all this game is... s-

我的天啊 他在追殺我! 喔不! 喔如果我死了怎麼辦?

silly.

如果我死了怎麼辦? 我成功了 我成功了

Did I get the thing in the bathroom?

為什麼這裡有丹麥國旗?

I forgot. Okay, I did.

噁心

We got the money

我們拿現金 謝謝您 非常謝謝您

we got the burger

目標完成 謝謝你 喔天...我的天啊...

What else is there?

先鎖門然後走人 Felix就這些而已

Checked the bathroom, checked the leftover--

但是小心 可能會有 噢天

gather all the money from the cash register?

我覺得我好沉浸其中 好像就在遊戲裡一樣

Oh God.

這整個角色 他們應該要做個VR版

OHH, NO!!

我們走

NOOO!

怎麼離開?

RUN, KRUSTY KRAB!

搞什麼?

Oh my god. He's after me!!1! *rip*

我不能走

Oh, nooo, I'm...

拿錢 恩哼 Arg 打包剩下的堡

what if I die? *no Friday's with PewDiePie*

去廁所翻垃圾桶 鎖門離開 絕對有其他出口

what if I die?-

啊啊啊啊啊 噢噢噢噢噢!

oh I made it I made it

那是我真誠的反應 和被嚇到的綜合體

why is the Danish flag here *spitting sound*

天啊 我的天啊...

Disgusting

抱歉各位 我需要和我的狗狗來點療癒時間

lemme get all the cash

沒錯他有穿尿布 而且他已經六歲了

Thank you

"沒關係的Poods 不過是遊戲而已"

Thank you very much

不Edgar 才不呢 我們很認真的

Objective complete. Thank you.

我可以明白 如果我真的會怕的恐怖遊戲我就會繼續關注

Oh, god.

但意義在哪? 我能想到的最後一個恐怖遊戲是惡靈古堡7

Oh my god.

我玩的很開心是因為那個遊戲很棒

I just got to lock up and leave

但是我卻因為玩不夠多恐怖遊戲被砲轟

That's all I have to do Felix,

玩不夠多恐怖 阿可惡 他看到我了

but be careful there might be

我以為他沒辦法

oh god

好喔好喔 這樣就行了

I feel so immersed, I'm in the game my whole character

我的天啊 我們辦到了 完全的

they should make this for VR

等等 我要去哪裡拿鑰匙鎖門?

okay here we go

喔不 難道我要去找嗎? 什麼意

How do I leave?

我所有目標都完成啦!

What the hell?

你開什麼玩笑?! 你竟然突然冒出來秒殺我?!

I can't leave.

我才沒有邊玩邊覺得心已死 相信我 我覺得很棒

gather all the money

好了我們辦到了所有目標 我們已經重複500遍了

Uh-huh argh pack the leftover check the bathroom trash lock up and leave

為什麼不能離開?!

there must be another exit...

你最好不要瞬間移動到我旁邊

*scream at videogames*

什 啥麼?!

*rip $399 chair*

絕對還有別的東西 喔我可以跳欸

SSSSSSSS-

喔!我沒有看收銀機!!!

That was my genuine reaction (sarcasm), mixed with actual scare--...

天啊!!! 這是裡面最重要的!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

嘿想不想聽聽看我模仿海綿寶寶?

Sorry guys. I need I need some cute time with my dog.

嘿Peter 嘿Peter

Yes, he's wearing a nappy, and he's six years old.

喔天 嘿Peter 我是海綿寶寶

[Pewds speaking as Edgar:] "It's okay, Pewds; It's just a video game."

我要走人了 我的天啊 我被

No, Edgar, it's not, this is serious.

搞屁啊我都有用好啊!

I understand like if I'm actually scared of a game

喔天他看到我了

It's fun to follow along

(往敵人方向逃)

But what's the point?

喔靠么! 喔靠么! 喔兄弟靠么啊!

Like the last good horror game that came out was the Resident Evil 7

我的天啊! 差點就被殺啦～

and that was fun cuz it was a good game

不 不 我們不會 喔

but then I get shit in-between for like not playing enou-

欸 你看他的屁屁

Playing enough horror - ah, shit, he saw me

該死的不錯喔

I thought he couldn't?

好喔鑰匙在哪? 肯定有鑰匙

All right all right all right this should be it.

我已經快受不了了 這就是為什麼我不玩恐怖遊戲

*le gasp*

因為它們都 喔天

Oh my god. We actually did it, absolute lu--

不不不不不不

Wait where do I get the lock key from? Oh, no do I gotta find it or something?

不不不不!

What do you mean?

不啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

I did all the objectives!

開什麼玩笑!!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU JUST INSTANTLY KILL ME OUT OF NOWHERE!

呃啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

I don't feel the least bit dead inside playing this, trust me, I feel great.

我要來照順序完成每個目標 因為我想遊戲就是如此智障

All right, we did all the objectives,

OK辦到了 辦到了

which we've done now about 500 times.

喔他瞬間移動到廁所! 這是隨機的! 就像

Why can't I LEAVE?

好喔好喔 打包蟹堡 好喔好喔好喔喔喔

You best not teleport on me

這是我們的機會 是我的時刻～

What the?

♪ 我的時刻～

there must be something out? Oh, I can jump.

來吧寶貝

Oh I didn't loot the cash register!

喔目標完成! 我的天啊我辦到!

Oh my god, this is the most important one of them all!

去地下室找鑰匙 鎖門然後走人!

Hey want to hear my my spongebob impression?

賀 賀 賀 賀 我的天啊!

*He-hey, Peter - hey, Peter?*

我的天啊兄弟們 我的天啊兄弟們

Oh, god

兄弟們 如果我們辦到了 你必須得訂閱

Hey Peter. I'm spongebob and I'm running the heck out of here.

然後成為兄弟們的一員

Oh my god, I am being

就這樣 我辦到了

What the hell I did everything!

喔天 我的天啊 不... 我不想再玩了...

Oh God he sees me

鑰匙在地下室某個地方 你得找到它

Oh, shit (x3)

好的兄弟們

My dude oh my god, he almost got me no no we're not oh

我的天 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

Hey look at that ass son.

啊啊啊啊啊啊

Damn, you look good.

啊啊啊啊啊啊

All right, where's the key? There must be a key.

鑰匙呢?

I'm getting really fucking annoyed. This is why I don't play horror games cuz they're all - oh God

去你媽的幹拎娘(瑞典)!!!

No, no no no no no no no no

我的天啊我剛剛不小心的罵瑞典髒話了

no no no no NOOOOOO!!!

太棒了! 幫我按個讚啊各位

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

老天!

AAAAAAAAAAHH

不 你不准要我從頭玩 我發誓如果你讓我

I'm gonna actually do everything in order cuz I think the game might be actually that retarded.

喔謝天謝地 OK 謝謝你

Okay, we did it we did it

我快不行了 各位

Oh, he teleported in the bathroom, it's just a random thing like

我從來沒這麼害怕過 跟所有恐怖遊戲比

all right all right

像是失憶症 半影 我也只玩過這些

pack all the burgers.

你覺得鑰匙會在隨機的地點出現呢? 還是每次都一樣?

Okay, okay, okay ok ok ok

我覺得是每次都一樣

This is our chance. This is my moment!

你找到鑰匙了 快逃出去

my moment!

我的天啊 不要啊!!!!!!! 不要!!!

Come on baby.

喔 它聽我的欸

Oh the objective's complete!

(無聲笑)

Oh my god, I did it!

呵

Find the key in the basement lock up I get out! Ohh!

(嗆到)

Oh my god oh, my god bros.

快點逃出去吧! 兄弟們加油! 我們走吧!

Oh my god bros

梯子在那裡 兄弟們! 耶啊!

Bros if we do this you have to subscribe and become a bro today

我的天啊 你拿到鑰匙了 快出去鎖門!

That was it I did it.

什麼意思???

Oh god. Oh my god.

快快快 兄弟們! 快快兄弟! 快@#&$!

No, I don't wanna play more!

這門要怎麼鎖? 你知道嗎我不在乎 完成了

There's the keys somewhere in the basement. You must find it.

這遊戲怎麼還在進行???

Okay, brochachas.

划船

Oh my g-

什麼意思啊??!! 喔我的車啦 我的車我的車 廢話

Where's the key??

我又不知道～

Javlar fita (fu**ing vagina)

我還不能走 因為我沒鎖門是嗎?

Oh my god, I just sworn in Swedish unintentionally!

喔滑鼠左鍵鎖門 現在去 OKOK 我們辦到了兄弟們

That's awesome!

我的天啊 各位這禮拜的與PewDiePie的星期五會很精采

Leave a like on this video guys.

我的天啊 會成功逃走嗎? 我的天啊

Jesus!

逃脫成功

No, do not make me redo all that.

YES!

I swear to God if you make me red-

天啊來播點精彩的配樂來慶祝一下

Oh, thank God, okay, thank you.

好的各位 幫我按讚

I am losing it guys. I never been this scared out of all horror games:

要去看下禮拜的與PewDiePie的星期五 很好看喔

Amnesia,

還有記得我們的 兄弟拳～

Penumbra

that's all the ones I played

Do you think it's random where the key is spawned or do you think it's the same any everytime?

I think it's same every time

you found the key now get out of there.

Oh my god, noo!

Don't!

Oh, he listened.

I am out of here, come on, bros, let's do it!

There's the ladder guy bros!

Yeah!

Oh my gosh you had the key now go outside and lock up

What do you mean?

Go go go go go go bros!

Go bro bros!

Go brah brah brah!

How do I even lock this?

You know what? Whatever, I don't care.

It's done.

How is this game still going on?