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  • JAPAN VLOG

  • (oh so he WASN'T in the closet the whole time..)

  • Hey, yo what's poppin logang,

  • it's ME, ya boi,

  • an- -i-

  • I'm in Tokyo and it is littttt ?

  • I'm uh, super jet lagged.

  • We arrived at 7 in the morning,

  • and uh yeah, it's it's rough, man

  • Jet lag is rough man.

  • This view is seriously the coolest ~

  • Aahh we're staying in Shibuya for 5 days,

  • and then we're gonna travel around Japan.

  • Hey, hey, hey

  • Look what I've found

  • Boi

  • I even got this tiny bottle from 7-eleven. So cute

  • I love Japan. So now we're going to the Sanrio store

  • PJ & Sophie is here

  • hello,

  • and it's gonna be ~lit~

  • be de beb bew boom boo doo bum ~bew~

  • ~buhh doo boo~ (PJ: I'm excited)

  • I'm excited to check this out.

  • So basically Sanrio flew us here,

  • So we're gonna hang out with them for five days

  • And uhh, let's see what they got inside

  • So cute

  • oh my gawd

  • Me

  • They literally have Hello Kitty...anything

  • I need to step up my merch game man.

  • So we have 35,000 yen to spend they gave us just to buy whatever.

  • Why not get a Hello Kitty cane

  • Ohh, that's awesome

  • Gudetama is definitely my favorite

  • I'm too tall. There you go.

  • duHahahehe !

  • Fantastic!

  • deHEH

  • hueh *laughing at his own face*

  • I didn't realize I made such an insane face when I did it.

  • Now look at dat boy

  • (GUDETAMA: uuAAAAHH)

  • (MARZIA: *adorably amazed gasp*)

  • chtehehehe! (MARZIA:aaaa~!)

  • Oh my god, they have Tamagotchis with Gudetama~!

  • *tries reading japanese*

  • t-taaaa

  • taah-n ?

  • (MARZIA: *agreeing* mhm hm!)

  • sh-shiio ?

  • (MARZIA: ji.)

  • tan - ji ?

  • (MARZIA: yo.)

  • tan yo ?

  • (MARZIA: tanjyo.)

  • (MARZIA: born?)

  • Oh, he's born

  • (PJ: Yeah, he's born.)

  • ahehehaha

  • So we're using like this translator app

  • ((it's the google translate app lolz))

  • 'big satisfied large more desert also'

  • Ohhhhhhhhh

  • So cute~!!

  • I don't know if I'm ready for this responsibility

  • We got a crazy crossing happening here.

  • We're in Ginza. This is not the big big one, but it's pretty big

  • It's four degrees out. It's really cold

  • But I feel pretty awake

  • I don't know how we ended up here, but it's pretty chill.

  • There's a little bench here.

  • You can just sit.

  • Our dog sitter, sends us pictures.

  • There's Edgar not wanting to leave the beach.

  • *~marzia giggles~*

  • Ohhh~

  • We are at the restaurant from the famous scene in Kill Bill, you know,

  • where Uma is just slicing everyone.

  • This is so cool

  • Look at that

  • Is that vape?

  • All right, we just came back. It was a really amazing dinner

  • I ate so much tuna and then we just came back to the room and this view

  • Now, I remember why I missed Japan

  • Everyone was kind of tired, but it was perfect anyway. See you tomorrow!

  • uoohh.. forehead.

  • What's up, Squad Fam. It's your boy.

  • Today, we're going to a theme park

  • which is called,

  • Puroland

  • This is definitely one of the best things with Japan.

  • What is he doing?

  • So even at the station, they have like the Sanrio figurines.

  • I like the little butthole.

  • (PJ: The attention to detail.)

  • What is happening here?

  • Damnnn

  • I've died and come to cuteness heaven.

  • There it is !

  • O M G

  • pfFFT

  • What's wrong with you, PJ?

  • (PJ: Don't! Don't!)

  • (PJ: Keep, keep your stupid snow in your pocket)

  • *pewd laugh*

  • Look at that

  • *PJ laugh*

  • I had to check it

  • Puroland, here we come.

  • Oh my God, look at that. Wow

  • Whaaaaat?

  • We're going through the theater to check out a Gudetama show.

  • I don't know what's happening.

  • Oh my god

  • ( how small you are!!!!!!!)

  • ah sumimasen!!!

  • ( I'm afraid he's too small for the spectators to see... )

  • ( It can't be helped~ )

  • Haa

  • ( 'cause I'm an egg~ )

  • ( You're right.... )

  • Oh my god

  • Oh my god

  • OH MY GAAAWD!

  • Aaaaaaaaaaaaa (Disappointed)

  • I'm either in heaven or hell.

  • Now that's some sexy legs, boi

  • Squad

  • What do you got going there?

  • (PJ: This thing?)

  • Yeah, What is that?

  • (PJ: Uh, you know...)

  • (PJ: I don't know.)

  • Wow

  • We're going on a plane, guys.

  • Everything is so cute

  • oaA! Hello Kitty, over here!!

  • Cinnamon! Cinnamon~!

  • buhbyeeeeeeee !!

  • arigato~ (Thank you)

  • CINNAMON! CINNAMON!!!

  • That was amazing.

  • I don't know what I just watched, but it was great.

  • It's my dress now. Ha ha (PJ: nO!)

  • I'm kawaii

  • (PJ: Dude, that is my dress and now you've glitched it.)

  • PJ, that's Hello Kitty's bath.

  • PJ, that's Hello Kitty's bed.

  • Stop it

  • (PJ: I'm so tired, though.)

  • Stahp

  • Hello Kitty is waiting for us in that door.

  • PJ: It's gonna happen.)

  • (PJ: It's finally, this whole trip is, this is what we've been waiting for.)

  • I think she was really into me.

  • We're about to meet

  • Gudetama himself

  • This is where he lives.

  • That is so creepy.

  • He's coming. He's coming

  • He's commiinngg

  • PJ, He's coming.

  • (PJ: We're gonna meet-)

  • (PJ: Gudetama )

  • Yuuuppp (Everyone Gasps)

  • aAH! *giggling*

  • (PJ: Come on out, don't be afraid!) oh! no-ohhh !

  • *laughing* come here~!

  • (PJ: hello!) hheyyy !

  • *cute pewds chuckles throughout*

  • oh! HOho !

  • Gudetama ! Gudetama !!

  • This is it

  • *marzia giggle*

  • Don't do it, don't do it !

  • yeah! huhehehe

  • Here we go (PJ: I will never be the same.)

  • We're leaving.

  • Goodbye, Puroland.

  • Good morning ! It's another day, another life to live it.

  • I ran out yesterday to buy this jacket

  • I love it, so much

  • One of my favorite brands, Wacko Maria

  • It's reversible as well, so fucking cool.

  • We're gonna do some more shopping today. I'm really excited. We have some more time.

  • We are at Tokyo Station

  • Look how pretty it is with all the lights.

  • I'm gonna try my luck at the Gachapon

  • I really want the Pop Team Epic one.

  • Look at those !

  • Yeah !

  • We're at Harajuku and we're gonna apparently check out some hedgehogs at the Hedgehog cafe

  • (PJ: Heyy , do your best Hedgehog impression.)

  • hEeE

  • Oh my god, who are those guys over there?

  • Can I dab?

  • (PJ: Don't do it, no)

  • (PJ: Alright, wow)

  • (Fan: Pewdiepie!)

  • Heyyy

  • *Pood chuckle*

  • (FAN: We followed you on Youtube !)

  • Oh, thank you. Good luck on the race.

  • *another pood chuckle*

  • *pood chuckle again*

  • They made it to the vlog.

  • There it is. It's happening.

  • Don't eat them.

  • Look at that! So cute~

  • So this is our Hedgehogs that we can hold !!

  • So cute~

  • He's very cute.

  • His leg is all up in the air

  • Talking on the phone.

  • This is like a special one that like, holds on

  • We're going in here now.

  • Oh my God. Look at this food.

  • I want that one.

  • Alright. Just kidding. I'm getting this one.

  • (PJ: The vegetarian option.)

  • Can you shut-

  • Oh my god, we got iiiit !

  • Oh, no Pompom. Sorry. No! Pompom, please :,(

  • Pompom tastes good, though. Oh my god. We get -..we get a mug.

  • *adorable voice* lookat it !! it's so cute~~!

  • I'm gonna eat you. Mmm. It's really good actually

  • PleAse pEwdiePie, DonT EaT mE

  • Go for the face, Marzia

  • Kill him, kill him

  • Pwease don't do it, Marzia.

  • I waNt To LiVe

  • Oh my God ! Why would you do that?

  • Something's about to happen

  • PJ, what did you do?

  • 3..2.1

  • *ABSOLUTE MAD LADS*

  • If you don't know what that was, we met with a

  • one of Sanrio's character (Aggretsuko) who is like a work Bee???

  • But when she gets angry she gets like into heavy metal and like really aggressive

  • It's fun meeting all these like characters is really weird. It's really awkward and strange was really funny

  • ♪tamago tamago♪（egg)

  • Oh my god

  • ♪shiromi siromi shiromi♪（egg white）

  • What are you doing PJ? You're not a Sanrio boy.

  • He's such a doofus. This is my favorite Sanrio Boy.

  • (PJ: Why don't you kiss him then ?)

  • (PJ: EWWW)

  • Do you want a photo spot with me?

  • (PJ: Absolutely not)

  • What about now?

  • (PJ: Alright, yeah yeh yeh yeh)

  • How do we look?

  • We're like having a private tour on the expo when everyone left.

  • ( I'm ready to battle anytime nyan~~)

  • [intimidation]

  • ＊Pewds WIN

  • Give us the money!

  • And who doesn't want a Hello Kitty laundry machine.

  • PJ: Oh, thank you. Need to-... quite wet outside

  • This one is so cute

  • Alright, we've been out for like 11 hours. We're going to the ninja cafe right now

  • Marzia: Restaurant

  • Restaurant.

  • We are entering the ninja training. Oh it's like a cave.

  • We need to up the bridge is that what's happening

  • I'm really scared. I think she's lying to us. There's no one coming.

  • It's clearly nothing happening. I'm waiting for the enemy.

  • Oooh.

  • The enemy's not gonna get us now.

  • We're almost there.

  • I'm so tired.

  • Poor me.

  • Hot stone real hot

  • How hot is it?

  • A million degrees.

  • Whoah, that's really hot.

  • I did it. That was me.

  • We're gonna meet with the creator of Gudetama.

  • And it's gonna teach us how to make how to draw

  • But we're not allowed to film her and she's a because she's a secret identity

  • Just like I am

  • Whenever anyone asks Who I am

  • Is this- is this a lit vlog?

  • Let's go

  • This view is insane, this is the room we were yesterday, and now, we're gonna get taught how to draw.

  • Cutee~

  • You got this ball machine.

  • What do I do now?

  • HEYY

  • Sanrio Artist: You find it difficult. I think we did it come on. Thanks. We can do this. Thanks. We all wish it didn't turn out

  • PJ: I'm really bad at bodies

  • So we got original drawing of

  • Gudetama and Aggretsuko. Very cool. This puts ours to shame

  • That was super fun everyone was so nervous before but we all had a good time. I was scared

  • I was gonna offend her. I think you did actually PJ, yours was pretty shit. Yeah, she was pretty upset.

  • We're going here to do like this VR game

  • That was amazing

  • That was way cooler than I thought it would be. I've done VR before but that was like so much better

  • Wow PJ you look great

  • In all its glory

  • Beautiful so beautiful

  • Oh my god

  • Finally at the famous Shibuya crossing everyone is crossing People just walking across buildings

  • Pretty how is it pretty big? It's pretty big.

  • It's gonna be the last day I get to see this view in a long time boy

  • We're leaving Tokyo today

  • And we're going to Osaka where we have a lot of cool stuff planned as well. The trip is not over yet

  • I bought this Gundam. I'm so excited for it. You can't really buy like good Gundams in UK

  • All right It's still cool as shit, but it's not a model. You just put the pieces together

  • I was really hoping to build it. I might buy another one then because I'm an idiot

  • He is cool but I wanted to build him God damn it.

  • Welcome. We're in Osaka..Osakaa

  • We've been traveling all day. This room has no windows in it, so it seems like it could be any time any time

  • I don't know what time is it.

  • A bit different view then from what we had in Tokyo

  • We spend the last three hours trying to track down our tickets

  • It didn't work, but we're here at the venue.

  • Are you guys excited?

  • Excited We got the tickets all right there we go

  • Okay, so I'm in Osaka

  • Getting a tattoo, a slippy tattoo from really cool artists.

  • It's not just slippy, i like the folklore of it and then when sleepy passed away. I was like oh, yeah I definitely want to get something. (rip slippy ?)

  • So I'm really glad i'm finally getting a tattoo. I'm really excited

  • There it is, he's playing

  • The legs are done. Looks really good

  • Look at that so cool

  • I'm very happy thank you very much

  • i love it

  • That tattoo artist didn't speak a lot of English

  • Neither do I apparently. But he told us that it's illegal to get tattoos in Japan which I didn't

  • Marzia: Well he didn't say it was illegal

  • That's true. It's not illegal to get tattoos it's illegal to make tattoos

  • Unless you have a medical license. I knew it was illegal in South Korea

  • I didn't know it was in in Japan, but it's interesting

  • I guess that's why we were in like this outside of Tokyo not in a studio.

  • Oh Osaka, well

  • Okay, we're at aquarium now, it's raining like crazy. My feet are wet, life is tough

  • Good luck seeing anything hehee

  • Oh my god, what is he chewing on?

  • look at that fish right there

  • Those otters were wack!

  • He's loving it

  • Look at that guy

  • Look at this guy

  • Doesn't look like it but he's so big

  • Marzia: He's so angry!

  • Oh my god. I didn't see him.

  • Oh my god they got isopods. ?????? ???? is happening! Look at all the isopod info!

  • Kawaii

  • So cool

  • Look at these losers.. You got any good fish down there? uhh

  • PJ now with the video won't have ads on it. Oh my god

  • It's the eel from Super Mario!

  • (PJ) I just said that come on! (Pewds) Shut PJ..

  • There's so many people! (PJ) Sorry who are you? (Pewds) I'm a very proliferant youtuber.

  • (PJ) proliferant..what?That's not a word (pewds) Logan Paul, subscribe.

  • (PJ)What?.. no

  • Holy sh*t dude! That is massive. Waaaaw

  • Damnnnnnnn

  • My god, it's so amazing. This is so big

  • Hoooooolllyyyyyy ssshhhh****tttt

  • This is the best fish. This fish should not exist

  • Does it even know what's up and down?

  • Hey, man, you look pretty good,No you look pretty good,

  • (Fish)I love you , man. (reflec.)No I Love You Man, (Fish)I love you more, man. (reflec.)I love you even more man

  • You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life No YOU are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life

  • Ah, thanks man

  • Holy sh*t. PJ I didn't know you were a crab. (PJ)You've already made that joke, Brad don't leave that one in

  • Wow Brad is not editing this.(Pewds talking in a weird voice) hey everybody its PJ.

  • I do arts and crafts videos

  • What are you doing there Marzia?

  • You made a new friend

  • Just hurry up, come on, follow me

  • It's the best fish of them all, me(I agree pewds)

  • Looks like PJ finally made a friend

  • I need that. Give it to me yes

  • Yeah

  • I never thought this moment would happen you're coming home with me. We're gonna have the best time

  • His name is Chompon and we love each other, sorry Marzia. Well look at the ferris wheel!

  • That's so cool

  • Whatever, i'll do it for the shot! bye Marzia. Its fine I have Chompon

  • We're back at the hotel, I just cleaned the tattoo. Thanks again to..

  • Husky, I think Hucksi for doing it, I'm very happy with it.

  • The shirt I bought I had such a rush to buy it. I didn't look properly. It's clearly fake

  • I don't even like Supreme that much, but I really like the Akira collection it goes in the trash so annoying

  • Oh well, not everything works out well. Well now we're gonna go out to eat

  • Probably won't vlog anything more well. Actually. It's rainy, and it's very pretty, but that's not why you watch my vlogs is it

  • What's up, what's up? What's up? What's uuuuppp??

  • Today we're going to Osaka castle and then we're gonna go to Hakone what am I gonna do?

  • ESKEETIT..SQUAD. No. It's just me

  • Thank you. It's interesting contrast of like old and then new

  • they have ducks

  • Do you see that?

  • There, I found him. I found him. There he is.

  • Photo op ,there we go..

  • 1 million stairs, we made it to the top look at that view boy. What a panoramic view

  • It's very windy

  • I'm cold. Don't drop the camera Felix. Don't drop it. Did you make a new friend PJ?

  • So cute

  • Look at you

  • It's cold. I don't like it here guys. Can we go home, please?

  • Hey guys. It's me. We are in Hakone right now which is a bit outside of Tokyo. It's famous for its hot springs

  • We're out late. So you can't see the views, but it's snow outside. It's really beautiful

  • -DANCING PEWDS- I'm loving this

  • We've been travelling for a long time. I'm tired and we are here we are here now

  • They have like this table just for writing. How does it work? I've never done this? This is so hard. I never done it.

  • Look at that

  • Welcome to Hokkaid-

  • Hakado? (PJ)Try again Where are we?

  • we are in this tiny little car,

  • going down this giant hill that we went up for

  • last night with two luggages.

  • but we're going to visit,, uhh,, some stuff, today!

  • as all the days -- surprise!

  • Gottem good!!

  • prank

  • *mini-gasp*

  • -AAAAAA

  • One thing you need to know about Japan, is that they got 7-elevens

  • Freaking everywhere. They got all the Japanese whiskey

  • Kirin, Suntory, Nikka, which one is th.. Taketsuru! This one is amazing

  • Guys should I shave my beard?(please nooo pewds)

  • It's snowing oh ma gawd

  • Another thing that I love about Japan is that the vending machines have hot drinks lik ise this

  • So hot, it's so nice. I love Japan guys

  • We are going to the open air museum

  • I almost died

  • I stopped the recording god dammit. They're having such a laugh over there

  • This one is amazing

  • Marzia, you were right, It is the Swedish artist "Carl Milles". My granddad used to, he used to help sculpture for this artist

  • got em

  • Logan Paul in the house, everybody

  • Woah, what is happening in here?

  • I have become a robot

  • Come in Marzia

  • Come in ... in the bubble

  • HUEH

  • Join us

  • *SNIF*

  • One of us! One of us!

  • *evil wheeze laugh*

  • PJ: You're an asshole

  • This place is beautiful~!

  • Takes me back, man

  • [music]

  • This is so cool! It's incredible!

  • Hell yeah. Is that a Louis V?

  • Hot spring footbath going on over there

  • Ohh!!

  • That feels amazing

  • wow

  • That's a big ball, that's a big ball! Wow !!

  • Is it doing it? oooh

  • Hello everybody it's your favorite vlogger Felix here

  • We're at Hakone shrine

  • We're almost there. It's f*cking freezing. Where's the shrine where is it? No one knows

  • Maybe in three years we'll see the shrine after

  • PJ's done filming his full-length feature documentary about this lamp

  • I think soon we'll able to move on when he's done with his lamp. Oh my god. We're not at the shrine yet guys

  • That's okay. That's fine. I want to walk upstairs. We found it

  • The shrine by the river. We picked the really windy day to do this. That's so cool. This is unreal look at that

  • Dare me to go out?

  • *walks directly through the centre of a gate for the Gods*

  • Nice and warm!.

  • Let's go upstairs. how's the light PJ?

  • It's a good lamp (PJ)yeah pretty good. (Pewds)Sorry this is my shot (PJ)No that's my shot.

  • This place is beautiful.

  • I look like such a homeless person. I really like Hakone reminds me of San Francisco in a weird way oh, I run up the stairs

  • (That's how you pray Logan)

  • Successful day

  • Fun times

  • Thank you for answering Sofie

  • We have a long bus ride now, but it's kind of nice.

  • so fucking cool

  • That's so dope

  • Marzia I'm vlogging

  • Just came back from the onsen. So refreshing how do you like it?

  • (Marzia)Yeah we love it

  • Yeah, it's so nice, and now we've seen everyone naked

  • No, not really

  • We were like hey don't look at my dick man. Tomorrow is the last day. We're traveling back to Tokyo

  • I hope I can buy a Gundam

  • I hope we can go to the Gundam place cuz I really want to build one when I get back.

  • That's my goal for the last thing of the trip.

  • Good morning.We're leaving Hakona to go to Tokyo and then tomorrow we're going home

  • Got a well needed beard trim

  • I'm so glad. I don't know why I didn't do it before. We are back in Tokyo.

  • That's gonna be me one day, look at her so happy with that whiskey .

  • It's happening...

  • It's happenin I'm so excited

  • As you can tell from my facial expression which is about to blow

  • Oh my god, we're in America!That's so crazy

  • I found it guys

  • Hurray

  • (PJ)Crazy you want to get inside, you wanna operate?(Pewds) Oh my god,

  • what if we steal it and fly it back to Sweden.

  • So this is a real size one

  • By scale that's so cool. Holy sh*t. That's sick

  • Look at that

  • These are sick

  • What happened there? (Marzia)He's so cool!

  • These are the perfect red once. Holy sh*t

  • There he is

  • So which one should I get? That one was really clean-looking I like it. I'm so happy right now

  • I'm like a little kid. This is so much ! How am I gonna fit this in my luggage?

  • So apparently that one and that one is the same

  • Getting it. Oh, it's lit

  • So cool, so I got the, this one. That's the one I got so I'm gonna build that one. I'm so excited

  • I also got this japan-exclusive. I'm doing the haul literally outside. So cool, I'm so happy with it

  • I was so excited when I found this

  • Guys this is the end of all the Tokyo vlogs we had an amazing time

  • This is one of my favorite Tokyo trips or Japan trips. I loved it. It was great leave a like

  • I'm gonna walk back to Sweden now

  • I don't live in Sweden someone help me hello

  • ((this is macy again is anyone still reading this? no? ok ill stop. i am annoying. i still want that squad fam thong. im gonna go eat my salad))

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