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  • *sexy hair flip* WHAT'S UP?

  • Today...

  • I am... have a guest everybody! (i wonder who am the guest ;oo)

  • i'm- , i have a guest everybody

  • a surprise guest

  • A surprise guest...

  • A surprise guest...

  • that doesn't wanna come out apparently.

  • (*Marzia pops out of oblivion*) Pewds: We practiced this!

  • It's Marzia, everybody! :D *claps*

  • Pewds: Can you do this, Marzia?

  • M: No, I clearly cannot.

  • *sexy close-up shots*

  • P: Today I have a challenge for you, Marzia! (Whatcha up to now, Pewds?)

  • M: Mmhm, I'm ready (serious face) :3

  • Who is the best gamer?

  • *sigh*

  • Me :)

  • (That's all, folks!)

  • P: Which game are we playing?!

  • M: Dancing Line!

  • P: If you guys wanna check it out, we'll link it in the description.

  • Glorious sponsored video! Namaste!

  • M: Do you see my dancing top? *dances*

  • M: I prepared for this! *still dancing* Do you like it? :D

  • P: No one wants to see you dance, please stop. Stop immediately.

  • P: The point of this game... I never played it before.

  • M: *scoffs*

  • P: I haven't practiced.

  • P: But the point of the game is that you -- you sync it to the music.

  • M: Mmhm. P: So you gotta listen to the music.

  • M: Mmhm.

  • P: How would you say that your tempo...skill is? Level? (Nicely phrased, Pewds.)

  • M: Good! *giggles*

  • P: ...That's gonna be a tough one.

  • M: You haven't been practicing! P: Alright, here we go. You start, you start.

  • P: *clapping* Whoever makes it first...

  • *music playing*

  • P: So it starts up really easy, okay? Don't worry about it.

  • *music playing, Pewds nodding along*

  • P: *faintly* So you gotta listen to the music...

  • M: Ugh!

  • P: 'Kay, you got twenty percent -- *is interrupted by Maya barking*

  • P: Maya! Gonna need you to shut up.

  • M: I'm like, do I still get points even if I don't hit it to the same time? P: You get less points.

  • M: Well, I'm still getting points. P: Uh-huh.

  • *music finishes*

  • P: Hey, you did it! Good job, Marzia! What's next for you? Sudooku, perhaps?

  • M: *disapprovingly* "Sodooku?"

  • P: *correcting himself* Sodoku.

  • P: Don't touch my nipple.

  • P: They have this new level called "The Faded", which -- you may have heard the song?

  • M: Mmhm.

  • P: Uhh, it's very emotional.

  • P: Even though technology has connected us more than ever, the whole world,

  • sometimes you feel more...disconnected and in solitude, than ever and this is what this song and this level is all about.

  • P: Listen, this is real hard, alright? M: *fails*

  • P: *snickering* M: 'Scuse me, where am I supposed to go?

  • P: *dying* M: Where am I supposed to go?!

  • P: THERE! XD

  • *music playing*

  • P: There you go, you got it.

  • *music playing* P: Ooh...

  • P: She's beginning to believe...

  • P: Where you going? Whoa!

  • P: That was sick!

  • P: She doesn't only play -- M: I'm so focused!

  • P: -- Sodoku. That's pretty good!

  • *music playing*

  • P: I feel...more and more disconnected, the more time it goes.

  • *music playing*

  • M: How are you so good?

  • P: It's called talent.

  • M: You even got the crystal!

  • *music playing*

  • P: Where am I going? This is so trippy!

  • M: Yeah... Whoa...

  • P: Whoo!

  • P: This is -- I feel empowered!

  • *game glitches* P: What?!

  • P: *distorted* THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

  • M: Ohhh -- P: Whoo!

  • P: That's tight, man.

  • M: Omg, it's only twenty percent?

  • *music playing*

  • *more upbeat music playing* P: Ooooooh!

  • P: No!

  • P: Dammit!

  • P: Oh, it was just getting good!

  • M: Oh, well, well...

  • M: Aww, Maya! I'll do it for you!

  • P (as Maya): "C'mon, you can do it, Marzia! I believe in you!"

  • *music playing*

  • M: Oops...

  • P (as Maya): "You suck, Marzia! What is wrong with you?!"

  • P: Next one! Up to me, alright?

  • P: This is for my bros...

  • *music playing, Marzia's hands dancing*

  • P: ...that stayed with me all this time!

  • *music playing*

  • P: ...And for my...

  • P: ...dog, Edgar...and maybe my dog, Maya.

  • P: And maybe Marz -- What're you doing?!

  • M: I'm making it dramatic!

  • P: *giggling* I can't hear you!

  • P: Oh!

  • *music playing*

  • P: OH!

  • P: Just gotta listen to the music, Marzia.

  • P: That's all you had to do.

  • *music playing*

  • P: *chuckling in amazement*

  • P & M: Whoa!

  • P: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

  • M: You're missing all of them. P: Shh! Excuse me, I'm killing it!

  • M: Let me show you how it's done, boy! P: Okay...girl?

  • *music playing*

  • M: *silent laugh*

  • *music playing*

  • M: I got a crown!

  • P: Yeah, you're -- you're supposed to get the crown. *laughing*

  • M: Well, I'm saying... Did you get the crown?

  • P: I got all the crowns.

  • M: Didn't seem like it. P: 'Kay.

  • P: *dramatic gasp*

  • P: Oh!

  • M: Nooo! P: Ooooh!

  • P: Goodbye!

  • P: Why're you even trying?

  • P: Why're you even here? Just go --

  • P: *laughing*

  • M: It's a beachfront. P: Oh!

  • M: *dancing* P: Oh!

  • *music playing, Pewds showing his skills*

  • M: Are you even looking?

  • *music playing*

  • P: Oh! I actually did it!

  • P: That's pretty cool! M: You died!

  • P: Well, I know I died. M: Yeah, well. That's what counts.

  • P: Wasn't that awesome? M: No.

  • P: You just gotta believe...like Luke Skywalker.

  • M: Now I'm in between here...

  • *music playing*

  • P: Pfff!

  • P: *clapping* M: I didn't see it, okay?

  • M: I didn't see it!

  • M: Rude!

  • P: *randomly* You're so short! M: *offended*

  • P: *showing off*

  • *music playing*

  • P: Am I alive? M: Close your eyes!

  • *music playing*

  • P: Am I alive? M: Yep!

  • M: Oooh, you died.

  • *music playing*

  • M: *showing off her own skills*

  • P: She's beginning to believe!

  • P & M: *giggling*

  • M: Did I die?

  • P: Stop clicking, it's over!

  • P & M: *laughing*

  • P: What were you clicking to?

  • M: I don't know! I couldn't even hear the music!

  • M: I was just clicking!

  • P: *gasping* Ow, it hurts! My sides...!

  • P: Thank you for watching this video!

  • ...

  • P & M: *giggling*

  • M: Aggressive..."THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO!"

  • M: Hope you enjoyed it!

  • P: Check out "Dancing Line", link in the description. Super fun game!

  • P: I really enjoyed it. M: Mmhm.

  • P: I wanna try this last time, cos this is clearly the best song.

  • P: Closed eyes!

  • *music playing*

  • P: *fails without realizing it*

  • M: You're doing so good! ;)

  • P: *realization*

  • M: *laughing* P: I HATE YOU!

  • P: *whining* I'm not recording anymore!

  • P: *screams* M: Byeee!

*sexy hair flip* WHAT'S UP?

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