[Door Slams in SWEDISH]

FLOR!

What is this? HUH?

Skratta du flörlar du at other pEOple!?!?!

You thought I had run out of all the ideas I had, didn't you?

Oh no NO…

Still got creative, original ideas!

You laugh you lose at other people's YLYL

That's right, we're gonna react to people reacting to things

And see who laughs first!

And you're gonna watch me reacting to-

[LAUGHING IN SWEDISH]

To other people reacting to original clips

How did we end up here? 2018

Let's begin with my man,

Markiplier

Now, he's been stealing my thumbnails for quite a while

It's kind of been bugging me a little bit

I didn't want to start any drama or anything like that

But you can clearly tell,

I don't know what quality Mark's camera has

But it looks amazing

Game: I have a cigarette

Game: Yeah, sometimes I like to smoke down here-

This is exciting

'Cos now it's like a challenge, you know?

I'm not a psychopathic person that needs a challenge for everything

Against another person, of course, but it is a challenge to myself

Then I always win

Game: -here

(Guy in video clip starts laughing)

Guy: Oh, that was a headshot

I guess this means I'm winning. I didn't even- What happened?

Video: -cigarette? Yeah, sometimes I like to smoke down here

*Motorcycle headshots person in ally*

M'kay, that was pretty funny

Mark: Urgh

Mark: Ok, gotta replay on that one

Alright, a little pro tip for Mark here

This clip, I know, another company owns

So if Mark shows this clip,

that company is going to claim the revenue of this entire video

Which means, Mark, you're potentially losing 15,000 dollars on this video

So already I know Mark doesn't care about money

Which means I'm not gonna watch his clips! Right?

Mark: I'm dying

Mark: I'm dying

Mark: I'M DYING

So am I, but on the inside

Heh ha

Ok

Video: Stop!

Video: You've violated the law. Pay the fine or serve your sentence!

Video: Your stolen goods are now forfeit

Video: Then pay th-

They look strangely similar, don't they?

Damn, what the hell!

It's like Asian and ginger Mark at the same shot!

I've seen this clip by the way, it's really funny

*Clip plays epic battle music*

*Swedish chuckles*

Oh, I guess I lost

Come on!

Video: WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIE! Pewds: I guess we have different-

I guess we have different sense of humor

*Guy in video grunts as he gets punched* It looks like Mark is cracking

Oh, they're so good

This guy makes legendary Skyrim parodies, they're so funny

Mark: Ha hu, I haven't seen that one before, that was-

I've seen it and it's hilarious!

Mark!

What are you doing, Mark!

Alright, 1:1, me versus Mark

Baaah

I can't let Mark win!

Video: Fine, just think of how delicious you're gonna be

Video: You're gonna make a great s a n d w i c h D:

Video: In fact, they named you after your eventual fate

Video: Tho we can't have the girl die, so we'll have the pig dies (n O)

Video: Why is that guy still wearing a plastic bag on his head

*Guy in video starts laughing hysterically*

Mark, what's wrong with you? How can you laugh at this?

This is, so sad (AlExA PlAy DeSpAcITo)

No

No one's talking to you :(

*Guy in video continues laughing*

Minecraft girl: See? Ham feel-

Mark: Hrg, It's fine

Ok, 2:1, Mark

Oh this is great. This is also owned by another company!

Mark! Do you hate money?

You know what? Just ask me!

Ok? Just ask me before the video

And I'll make sure you'll cut anything that you don't need

You clearly have room to cut it

And then just give the money to me!

Silly Mark, cares more about good content than making revenue

What is this?

Star Wars dub by Japanese-

Mark: Oh no

Mark: It's gonna be horrifically racist

Google Translate: it's Oova anakeen

Google Translate: I havu da high guroundo *Mark and Pewds chuckles*

Google Translate: U undaseemaito mai powahhhhh

Google Translate: donto traite

Google Translate: AAaAaaAaAAAaAAAAaaaaAaAAAAaaaAAaAa

*Both cracks*

Google Translate: OOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOOooOOh

Google Translate: UuuUuuuuUUUUUUuUuuUUuuUUUUUUuu

Google Translate: OooOOOOOOooooOOOOOOh

Oh my god

Alright, fine

Alright fine, I'm still in the lead

We both laughed

Alright, I gotta take a picture of Mark's face here

It's so cute (Ship??)

That's my new background

This is so cute //>-

Oh my god

How does he make that face

Mark: Hahahaha

It's stopped being funny after a while

Google translate: U ve ah da chozen one

Google Translate: hito wasu saigyo zaku to yu goludu desutoroishisu notto joinzemi

Google Translate: guringu baransu za forsu zoto leavu ito inda

Ok, alright

It clearly stopped being funny

Video: It's a pile of balls

Ok

Mark: Yeah?

Pewds: Don't look at me like that, Mark Mark: Yeah it is

Mark: Yeah, it's a-

*weird music starts to play* (o-o)

Mark: huuuuUUh? O-O

That was it? Aw, cringe, man. (True)

I've seen this as well. Owned by another company. Don't even-

Like, even if I show you the still frame, they would claim the video (Damn copywright ;( )

That's how insane the YouTube system is right now (Smh)

I'm gonna take this as I won against you, Mark (Sure you did Pewds, sure)

Mark, if you wanna do a You Laugh You Lose

Uh, it's probably not enough content actually, but uh

See if you can beat me on another one (Probably easy)

So, feel free to

Feel free to do that

And check out Mark for more You Laugh You Lose videos (They're funny)

People just can't have enough of them

Now, moving onto Jacksepticeye 2 (Green PewDiePie*)

Jack: Welcome back to Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

Jack: It's me, your dad (DaD?!)

*chuckles* what is he-

Ok, alright, here we go

Me versus Jack

*Weird low baby-like ahhh*

Jack: Oh no

Jack: Oh no

Pewds: ooo

Oh

Ha, Jack has the same issue with eyes popping up

Damn it, I laughed!

Damn it, I laughed at the end of it *laughs*

Damn it, Jack! Damn it!

Alright fine, one point to Jack

See if I care, Jack!

Jack: Shit, no! (Wtf is this)

Maybe he laughs, maybe he laughs

Jack: I hate this! (So does everyone else)

Jack: Why- No, I hate this.

Jack: It was supposed to be funniest home videos

Jack: Why are you guys sending me this creepy sSSHHHII

Also, edit out Jack's swear there

I don't know why you can sink so low

To swear on your videos (HMmmMmMMm)

Jack, you have kids watching

Jack: Jacksepticeye ignores crying fan? (Please no)

*chuckles

Jack: Oh no-

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Goddamn it

*laughs*

Just reading the title made me laugh

Jack: -gonna be really cringey, isn't it?

Jack: Oh god, dogby, what did you do?

Man: Adele, the singer, has over 16 million subscribers

Jack: Is this when I was on the late late show earlier in the-

That does not count by the way (It does count shh)

'Cos the video hasn't started

Man: -cos you're about to meet, an Irish fella, has over 18 subscribers (18? wow)

*Crowd awes and claps* *Jack laughs*

Jack: GreenPewdiepie420

Jack: That's good. He has over *eighteen* subscribers

Man: -has over 18 subscribers

Alright we both failed

Man: This, is what he does

*Jack inside of Jack's video screaming and both Pewds and Jack chuckles*

Jack: He's not wrong, it is what I do

Man: Alright, you might not have heard of him, but to millions

Man: he's kind of a big deal. Can we give him a welcome please, to Sean McLoughlin,

Man: also known as, Jacksepticeye! (Green PewDiePie*) Ladies and gentl- Jack: He said my name right

*both giggles*

*loud footsteps in the silent room* *PewDiePie laughs*

Jack: Oh, that's so good!

Jack: oh nooo

This is- This is how it looks like when I get interviewed

Jack: Haha, it's so awkward!

*so silent that you can hear the crowd's chattering*

Jack: Oh it gonna end

Jack: no! Ffuuuu**

Man: And here Adam Mooney sits here. Hi Adam!

Adam: Hi

Jack: Pfft, shut up to say hi

Man: You're 14, you're from Wicklow, and you have a question

Boy: Uh yeah, do you have any advice on like people starting a channel

Boy: like how to get more subscriber- subscribers to their channel?

Jack in suit: I don't know if I should say it or not

Man: You can try

Jack: Uh no, I keep it under rafts (Rafts? idk)

Man: Ok

Jack: Oh, this is so well edited Man: Hey Jayman, how are you?

*Girl sobbing*

Jack: awww

Jack: oh no

What is this ad!

Jack: Oh no...!

Jack: No, that's not me! (It is you)

This is just too painful!

I can't

Can't believe you did that, Jack

Oh, that's funny

It's fun laughing with other people. I actually like this, tee ha

I think I understand why you guys click on these videos now

Jack: See if you'll laugh at this

Jack: I don't even know how you make these,

Jack: these are always super impressive (ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT)

Are you kidding me Jack?

Grandayy, I love you, but these are not hard to edit

Jack: It's also-

Why the ad!

Oh my god, Jack! Goddamn it! (It happens to the best of us)

Jack: -so long

Jack: and it just keeps going and going

And then where's the punchline?

It's never funny

Africa *Toto Africa plays*

Tada, ok, great

Man: All the sign says that it's

Man: four quarters for an hour but

Man: a quarter only gets you fifteen minutes (Hmmm)

Man: so if my math is correct, that's not an hour

15 minutes isn't an hour?

Jack: Oh no

*People laughing in video*

*Realisation* Man: Rewind!

Man: Take that off, take that off (Poor guy)

Man: You're right, 15 minutes is a qua-

Man: God, I do not do drugs, I have not have liquor

Man: My friends are leaving me...

Jack: Oh, that poor man!

Reporter: -news stories about they want to change the parking-

Man: Please don't put that on...

Jack: Aw, that poor man! Noo! *Pewds laughs*

Wait, did I laugh or not. Jack, damn it!

Goddamn you and your empathy, Jack!