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  • [Cool Anime Intro + MUSIC] (Caramell - Caramelldansen)

  • (Voah Vicky Edited) STOP!! STOP THAT SH*T NOW!

  • I LOVE EVERYBODY!

  • I LOVE EVERYBODY! i LOVE YOU!

  • こんにちは (Hello in Japanese)

  • はじめまして (Nice to meet you in Japanese)

  • フェリックスさんです (I am Felix in Japanese)

  • As you can tell after my trip in japan,

  • I have learned some awesome

  • level of anime skill.

  • すごい です ね (It's amazing in Japanese)

  • But with great power

  • comes great responsibility.

  • And I have finally learned what that means.

  • The legendary anime creator

  • Hayao Miyazaki *Yeah, that's 100% him*

  • Said "Anime was a mistake." *That is actually Hayao*

  • And now I finally understand his sentiment. (wow poods)

  • I finally understand what he meant.

  • *SOME WEIRD ANIME STUFF*

  • *keeps muttering some sh*t*

  • (TORNADOOOOOOOOOO)

  • IM YELLING IN JAPANESE

  • *WTF*

  • *SWIRLS AND SWIRLS*

  • STAHP. Stahp it right now. I Love Everybody! (woahvicky poods)

  • See what I'm talking about? Anime was a mistake.

  • What anime was this, by the way? (Poods is a true ass man)

  • So, let's together examine some of the worst examples of anime victims.

  • Any of these *giggle* that we are about to watch... could've been me, okay?

  • I feel their pain.

  • *PREPARE FOR UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF CRINGE*

  • (knocks the door)

  • Girl: Happy Birthday, Aitor! *giggles* (Dude creamed his pants)

  • #Soyboy

  • *Pewds is jealous but hides it under his scorn*

  • Ooh... *touched* I've seen this one, but it's so beautiful! *inner weeb comes out*

  • He's so sweet!

  • (pewds keeps laughing)

  • ... my god...

  • Pewds: Oh, oh.. Narrator: Aitor loves to collect things from Japan.

  • Pewds: Oh, does he? (Remind you of anyone?)

  • I see he's a man of culture, wow....

  • *inner shame intensifies* It's practically my room! Ha ha!

  • *Pewds can't tell whether to cry or cringe*

  • *Pewds can feel this man's inner sorrow*

  • *You will be ashamed of your words and deeds*

  • I can't! I can't...

  • Look at the old man in the background wh-w-wha?

  • Aaw, they're so supportive... *Bunch of degenerates*

  • *Wheeze* It's too wholesome, I can't! Aaw...

  • It's like they don't get it at all and...

  • ... probably they won't, but at the same time they get that he's on TV and for a reason so they think it's like... ugh.

  • In a different universe this is me, it's ... *giggles more*

  • Oh my god, what is this? *UNPRECEDENTED CRINGE INTENSIFIES*

  • *Pewds cannot stand the Attack on Titan normie shit going on here*

  • *Can't take it anymore*

  • *triggered* Jesus Christ...

  • You guy know, there are other animes out there?

  • Eh-everythin-every time. Every single time, it's always...

  • ...Attack on Titan, like it's the only anime that exists.

  • Pewds 12-year-old voice: BuT Th3y'r3 $0 cu73 1n th3 an1m3!

  • 1 l0v3 L3v1, h3's s0 kawai11!

  • *Pewd's soul continues to crumble*

  • *This is the face of a man who is dying inside, look what anime has done to our Poodie!*

  • *Seriously, I love AOT, but even I cannot stand to watch this*

  • *Pewds plots communist overthrow of the anime world*

  • I can't watch this... it makes me sick.

  • Rachel Dolezal: A hard time I've been going through is...

  • ...deciding whether or not I'm Japanese.

  • Pewds: What?

  • VickyWoahMkII: Don't, like, people are gonna judge me for this. I'm aware of that.

  • But, like I feel it in my veins, I know who I am and I think I'm Japanse. Pewds: She thinks she's Japanese.

  • WoahhVicky has got... she's got some competition it seems like. *laughs*

  • Okay, what's the motivation behind this conclusion? *prepare yourselves*

  • Idiot: Like, recently I've been, like, reading lots of maine-uh...

  • BISH SE WHAT? *Pewds laughs*

  • Pewds FanPerson voice: R3c3nt1y, 1'v3 b33n r3ad1ng l0ts 0f manga, and n0w 1 turn 1nt0 Japan3s3 p3rs0n!

  • 1 just f33l s0 par7 0f 7h31r cultur3 n0w!! *Whatever you say, nutjob*

  • Oh, that reminds me of the "Girugamesh" *That's an "Engrish" pronunciation of Gilgamesh and the name of a metal band*

  • Funny voices: Girugamesh and manga!" *This is the Sakura-con 2009 commercial meme*

  • Person 1: I love sushi. Person 2: I love Japan period

  • *People agreeing*

  • Kid: J-Rock!

  • Japanese metalhead: Girugamesh! People: Aw yeah!

  • Fat person: I love anime!

  • Random chick: And manga!

  • Person 4: GAMING! (BASS BOOSTED) *This got out of hand*

  • *wheezing, giggling, laughter*

  • AND GAMING! HAHA! *Admit it Poods, you're just as much of a weeb as those sickos*

  • Crazy Bach: Like I also really like their food like sushi...

  • Pewds: Oh, sushi, man.

  • Crazy person: All that kind of stuff. Pewds: Have you heard about this?

  • Have you heard about this? They put raw fish!

  • *What IS this?*

  • (Whispers) Jesus Christ...

  • How? What is it with anime that just draws them out?

  • I'm not sure if it's drawing them out, or if it's transforming people to this...

  • ... despicable disgusting form.

  • Dude: One... now... *I can tell this is a sociopath*

  • ♪ >Aitteke< no yume wo kakiatsume ♪ (Wrong Lyrics) *Pewds wheezes, laughing*

  • Sagashimono wo sagashi *ni* yuku no sa~~ ♪ *Clap clap: MEME REVIEW!*

  • Dude: One piece!

  • *Pewds dying, can't breath*

  • It's a dead face, and this-the monotone singing. This is beautiful. I love it what what a great talent.

  • *Pewds' EP of the same theme song, but dead inside himself*

  • GAMING! ( BASS BOOSTED AGAIN)

  • It's not nearly as good as his, I'm sorry for even trying.

  • Okay.

  • *Psycho sings happy birthday song*

  • Psycho: Happy birthday, Kotonoha... Pewds: Oh... :(

  • Pyscho: Happy birthday to youuuu!

  • Pyscho: Blow up the candles Kotonoha! Pewds: Yeah, blow out the candles, do it.

  • Dude blows out candles: YAAAAY!

  • Hey, wait a minute, that...

  • ... That wasn't Kotonoha blowing out those candles. *Oh really?*

  • Anchor: Kairo seijuro wasn't looking for trouble... Pewds: Oh my god!

  • Yes, I forgot about this clip! th-this is the best! *Laughs*

  • Pewds: Sorry, okay, let's just watch. Reporter: ..that night the trouble certainly found him when that fight broke out

  • He was ready for us with his trusty katana Pewds: Yes!

  • Kairo: I actually carry this because I become a little bit more dangerous without it than with it .

  • So it's more of a restraint mechanism than a safety plan 0_0

  • He's-he's carrying around a katana so that he will restrain himself. Because he's "more dangerous without it." *Of COURSE*

  • Reporter: The fight had been going on for about 20 minutes

  • It was two-on-one, but none of them saw Kairo Seijuro move around behind them.

  • Kairo: to them, they probably thought I was just moving out of the way. *Pewds is dying again*

  • But I was actually setting up to where their blind spot was. If he had gone on me, I would have-

  • He was setting up the blind spot!

  • You were in a tram, there was nowhere else to be!

  • Loony: Drop the sword down and then completely cut and completely cave him open. This actually says that they weren't even a challenge. Pewds: Jesus!

  • I already had a pul-uh-a full five stage plan ready to take everyone out

  • "Five stage plan," huh? Damn, that's not bad.

  • That's the way of the samurai; you got to think ahead. Always have a plan.

  • Kairo: and anybody else you got involved just in case. *whoa, WHAT?!*

  • He was ready to kill anyone else joining in. Oh my god...

  • *He wants to join in but the anime has corrupted his soul*

  • *This is some Jabbawockeez-level synch right here*

  • If there's one song in the whole universe that will trigger me more than anything, it's that intro song.

  • I used to know the whole dance. *Oh DID you?"

  • *Wait, I thought you said you USED TO!*

  • Nani mo nani mo mada shiranu ♪ (Broken Japanese) (This is Straight Outta Naruto*

  • udatte udatte udatteku ♪ (Broken Japanese) Pewds: Oh, wow.

  • ♪ >koremaku< ase ga ♪ (Wrong Lyrics)

  • koboreru no sa ♪ (Monotone)

  • obetini (inaudible) ♪ (Wrong Lyrics)

  • ♪ (inaudible) ~roh ♪ *Pewds can't take it anymore*

  • If you're gonna sing anime, at least get the right pitch! At least get the right tone!

  • At least get something right about it!

  • I don't even care if he's meming this... I-i-it's bad. This is bad, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

  • It's a wonderful song, and you completely ruined it for me and for everyone!

  • This is why anime was a mistake and I hope you've learned your lesson. *I have, I am scarred by this video*

  • Leave a like If you enjoy anime, leave it like if you...

  • ... lose? *You laugh, you anime everybody!*

  • Rashinban Nante Jutai No Moto, Netsu Ni

  • Ukasare Kaji Wo Toru No Sa Hokori Kabutteta

  • *MrEvan312 helped contribute subs. Leave a like if you subs, subscribe if you dubs*

  • GAMING (Bass Boost) WHY are y'all still here?!

[Cool Anime Intro + MUSIC] (Caramell - Caramelldansen)

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