AHHHHHH

Oh, hey how's it going bros?

Welcome back to another episode of "Resident Evil 7"

Alright, so, right off the bat, I read you bro's comments and,

apparently a little hidden secret down here

that I missed completely

So I appreciate the little tips and tricks that you bros give me.

What do we have?

A box!

Hehehehehe.... Box!!

Hell Yea motha' fucka'

Alright,

Nice little creepy shed there, appreciate it.

Uhh, now we have,

I guess we have a broken hand gun and

a broken shotgun

I'm just gonna repair the broken hand gun cause

I can't be bothered to go and get the broken shotgun

Is that okay with you?

Great,

Great I'm glad we agree on things

Broken handgun

Alright great

Uhh, use it on the repair kit

Excellent

Oh they have different max? Okay, okay

okay

more ammo for me. Is there anything else we need?

I think we're good to rock and roll

MothaFucka

let's do this we're going to the party

Hell Yeah! I used to work at a night club

So uh, I know how to handle the fucked

up drunk people

oh my god it's bleach I mean hey bro

doesn't even load

HEY POODS

Hey bro its a fucking nice atmosphere in there.

lot of hoes, lot of bitches

G-go on in

alright alright bro man bleach such a

bro who would have thought

lets

play

yay

oh how nice

alright i can't play for too long today

because it saturday and i usually take

Saturdays off i will spend it with Marzia so..

I know this was probably a bit

shorter. Dude not so close

Jesus Christ

ETHAN BRADBERRY

He's so fuckin creepy

Oh great an alien fetus

I don't know... a dildo?

Oh, god.... no

AGH!

Who's Eveline?

Found ya'll?

Yes, that's me

Bradberry

Ohh baby~

Oh I'll come through you

I'll come through you with my.... dick!

AH, shit.. haha nice, nice- fuck indeed

alright so we have a new gun i suppose

no we don't have a new gun

Uhh...

Uh fuck..uhh

Relatively powerful. Great, great just fucking great

How's it look? Looks pretty cool..

PEWDS you should have a shotgun! God dammit!

Why didn't you tell me then?!

Heh!

Oh geez, is that a trap?

Oh my god.. it's a BOX!!!

Handgun ammo!

what if you just go underneath- Hey!

high five! fuck yeah!

He-hey! High five!

i have no friends.

Right on her ass. Nicely placed

mate. Nicely placed not very discreet

though! But nicely placed. OH god another one

Fuck, they're everywhere. Hey barrel how you

doing y-you look pretty good man

Can I crawl underneath? Fuck, I got a cold, man.

WAIT, there's a treasure hidden here!

I recognize this place

WHAT! HELL YEAH! WHAAAT! WHAAT

WHA- Oh shit oh shit there's a trap in the

fucking ceiling

Okay so now we can repair the shotgun too,

that's pretty good

I don't know why we need to do that

Can I shoot it from here I don't fucking trust this.

No it was pretty fucking obvious

Hey bro how you doin, you look pretty good

Alright, so what else we got? Huh?

Nothin? ETHAN BRADBERRY!

BOX!!

My new favourite catchphrase, everyone.

BOX!

Ugh, god damnit

BOX!

Oh, for fuck's sake!

What, s-so the boxes have explos- Awh for f-

What's over here?

Nothin. Great.

Ooh! GOTEM!

Shut the fuck up.

Why is this here?

What the fuck? It doesn't make a-

I don't need this many guns

Right?

I don- I don't know man.

There we go.

Actually I don't need to hold the repair kit either

Fuck saake

We'll go get the broken shotgun later

This is a perfect timing.

What.

How am I supposed to know

T-Hahahahaha!

Okay, sure.

Aghh!

What did he say? 0, 1, 5

I have a bad feeling about this.

What the fuck did you do?

WOAH!

Jesus!

For fuck's sake!

???

Ughh!

Wait

Haha!

Great, just great.

Just fucking fantastic.

I don't fucking trust boxes anymore

You were my only friend

You were supposed to be THE CHOSEN ONE!

There you go.

Fucking great.

Should I just shoot them from now on?

I don't

I don't know man.

Heey, look at that, shotgun.

Heh!

Burner fuel? I don't need it, great.

This corridor,

It's way too fucking set up.

Anytime you got a long ass fucking corridor

There's a trap there isn't it, yeah I see it.

It's right fucking here.

Gotem!

JESUS CHRIST!

Oh god

WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Jeesus!

You almost got hurt!

Fuckin asshole!

Helloo?

Life's handing you lemons, so make lemonade then.

Oh god, oh god, moist monsters.

What the fuck?

Oh my god, baby

I missed

Oh god, reload reload RELOAD

Gotem!

GAADEM

I can't fuckin see!

Jesus Chriist!

Are they still aft- Ughh come on dude

Just fuckin die!

You fucking pancake looking motherfucker, I'm just gonna go.

Not gonna waste my fuckin ammo

Alright, this place looks wonderful doesn't it

Jesus Christ.

I'm so sick of the fucking trap

I swear to god if you're a trap box

Can't even trust a good ol' box these days

Is this- Is this guy for real

Can you just fuck off?

HOW?

Fucking die mother, fucker!

Jesus Christ!

No more traps, I'm fucking done with traps!

Hey piggy how ya doin'

Heey, how's it going it's Poodip- Haa!

BOX!

Ughh.

This looks like a- aw why do I ne- Okay nice.

This looks like a boss area doesn't it?

It's too wide and open.

Great

Ano- OH it's a hub here!

SAVE STATION, Gotta love ma save station!

Alright, now we can head off in the world.

Have a good time, ya know.

See what happens.

See what floats

Is that a trap?

I swear to god no more fucking traps.

Did I just take damage from jumpin down there?

God damnit.

Alright, what do we got?

You know what

Pop some pills.

Poppin dem pills

I don't trus-

Shotgun shells.

You trade one handgun ammo for one shot- oh yeah it's worth it.

Alright, so we're missing a battery

Cool.

Thanks game for telling me, appreciate it

There's really nothing else here it seems like.

Except broken dreams.

Oh there it is okay.

I swear to god if you're a broken- yeah fuck you.

And fuck you pig honestly, like

I swear to god, I swear to god, box.

AHH!!

Some people pointed out that during your playthrough

while you're playing the game

uhh

You didn't get a scar on your arm

or some shit like that

You see, I have a scar on my arm

I don't know it's pretty interesting I guess.

Well, we got the battery now.

I don't..

That's the gun

I'm getting really fucking tired of these fucking traps, man.

Noo!

NOOOOOO!

NOO!

Fuck this!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Oh my god, it's Jacksepticeye!

AHH!

NOO!

NOOOO!

Fucking bullshit.

Aw yeah, aw yeah, bring it on motherfucker!

Bring it on now fuc-

Jesus Cried (Christ)

Another one!

How are you still alive??

Are you fucking kidding me!

Are you fucking kidding me?!

JUST FUCKING DIE!

Disgusting! You're disgusting!

Oh my god, just sta-

YES!

Ugh!

Fat man down, everybady

Ahh fuck.

That means there's more?

Oh, ah thank you

Just took all my grenade launcher rounds.

All of em.

And up we go!

No? Okay. Heheh

It's the kind of thing where like you know, eeeeh

It doesn't matter what we do, we're always gonna lose cause we were set up...

...by this motherfucker

But I dunno man

C'mon, what is happening?

Oh!

Well that's embarrassing.

Not doing too shabby, I would say.

So, how-how are you doing today then?

Yeah?

Doin alright?

Havin a good day?

Havin a good time?

Oh look, it's you!

That would be weird if I walked in on you pla-

that would be some meta shit

N-no offense

I don't think you look like a zombie.

Don't get me wrong.

Al-although I don't know? Haha.

Hey how ya doin bud- you're next.

Well

Well, thank you kindly!

I suppose we hit the stairs.

Almost missed a coin!

Woo!

Weha!

After you!

God damnit

This part isn't scary, it's just fucking annoying.

Oh, do we have the code? I didn't, I didn't

catch a code. Is there a code back there?

Surely there must have been..

Four ae- There we go.