Yesterday my father called me and said, You're lucky you're going to Hawaii and I said, Why then?

He replied.

Because in Hawaii there are no snakes, No snake snake.

Snake name.

Turns out my dad is right.

The Hawaiian Islands are so remote from the rest of the world that here there are no animals to be scared off.

No snakes, no tigers, no hyenas.

Lions, No crocodiles.

Not here, here or anywhere in the entire state of Hawaii.

The only thing to worry about our tiny bugs Pigs, your neighbor's dog and a few sharks in the ocean.

Tell your dad from my dad that at least on this beautiful island in the middle of the ocean, you that's one minute.

See you tomorrow.