It's Christmastimeinthehood, andthisisthepartofthescript, says I'm supposedtobesorryforsayingthat, butreally, I regretnothing.
Whatdoyougetwhenyou'rerobbedbySantaClaus?
Havetopayrentbytheendoftheday, andyouandyourfriendarebothhiredandfired a securityguardswithinthesameFriday.
Youget a literalChristmaspartyFridayafternextisanotheronourlistthatearnsitsspotbybeing a hilariouslyoriginalChristmasmovie.
I defyanyofyoutomention a filminthecommentsbelowthatbetter.
Mary's Christmasspiritwithpimps.
Well, hoho, hoindeed.
And I rightokay, I needtogetoutitsentry.
Quick.
Seriously, though, it's a greatChristmasmoviewhenyouneedsomething a littlelessKittyandwith a lotmoreultimatelyFridayafternextispackedwith a greatholidaylesson.
TheSantaClausecovers a lotofgroundin 97 minutes, and I'vetakenanythingaway.
It's that I couldmurder a person, getoffscotfreeandalsobegrantedmagicalpowers.
Watchyourback, PopozeroNumbersix.
Ah, yes, a ChrisMastery.
ThismoviemustbeItalian.
I comeon.
Youknewthismoviewasgoingtobeonthelist.
Howcouldwecountdownthetop 10 ChristmasmovieswithouttalkingaboutRalphinhisadventuresin a Christmasstory?
I meanchannelseverykid's basedChristmasdesires.
Nobodywantedsocksandpajamas.
Weespeciallydidn't want a bigpinkfunnyone.
Z notenough.
Weallwantedtoys, and I'm talkingDangeroustoy.
Exactly.
Ralphieknowswhat's up.
Ralphieisalsothekidthatwealloncewerein a Christmasstory.
Perfectlycaptures a childhoodChristmas, youknow, withyourparentsobsessingover a legshapedlamp, gettingyourtonguestuckto a pole.
And, ofcourse, findtoyourparentswhenyoumeetme, shootyourselfintheeyewith a newworth.
A numberfun.
Comeouttothecoast, willgettogether, have a fewlaughs.
Alsomakeoneofthegreatestactionmoviesofalltime.
There's anendlessdebateaboutwhetherdiehardisreally a Christmasmovie, and I'm heretosayyes, itisIt's a storyaboutJohnMcClanetryingtopatchthingsupwithhiswife, whosenameisHolly, Bytheway, whilehetriestoget a groupofpeoplehomeforChristmasonChristmas E bythetonofChristmasmusicinthebackground, this 12 evilhenchmanlikeWhatelsedoyouwant?
DoesthatjustmeanNumberthreeNow, fromoneofthemostcelebratedChristmasmoviesofthelast 15 years, L fromthemomentBuddytheElfhoppedintoOurlivesbecameaninstantclassic.
WhowouldhaveguessedthatWillFerrell, playing a giantelf, wouldnotonlybefunny, butoneofthebestChristmasmoviesever.
Itcelebratesthesillysideoftheholidaywithbarrelsignature, actlike a toddlerstyleofhumorallatthesametimehighlightingclassicChristmasmoviethingslikefamilyandbleedingintheChristmasspirit.
Andwhilewecanallreallytotheholidaystress, atleast a SWATteamhasn't bustedintoourhomesandheldusatgunpoint, andasfaras I knowmycatstillalivejust a sidenote.