Wiz: The gods of thunder may endure eternal rule, but in the ring together, they are anything but immortal.

Boomstick: The mighty Thor, prince of Asgard

Wiz: And lord Raiden, defender of Earth Realm.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win,

A DEATH BATTLE!!

Boomstick: In Norse mythology, Thor is the god of thunder, strength, healing and... oak trees?

Well, regardless, he was badass enough to get his own comic book.

Wiz: Thor Odinson was conceived between the All-Father and Earth's Elder Goddess

with the intent of creating the strongest man in the universe.

He can lift over a million tons, move at supersonic speeds, never feel exhaustion, survive the vacuum of space and talk with frogs.

Boomstick: He's immune to poison, burns and electrocution.

And he can survive the heat of the sun or even a planet bursting explosion.

Well, I guess that's what happens when God bangs the Earth.

Wiz: While Thor is not invulnerable, he is augmented by his Godly status and a fraction of the all-powerful Odin Force sealed within Mjolnir, his enchanted hammer.

Boomstick: THAT'S his weapon? I think it's way too tiny!

I mean, if he was the God of mending fences or something, I guess I could-

WOAH! OH SHIT! NEVER MIND!

Wiz: Mjolnir is mystically bound to Thor and obeys him as if it were alive.

And if it were any larger, it would be too heavy to wield.

Boomstick: So, it's not the size of his hammer, it's how he uses it.

Wiz: It was forged by Dwarves using the core of a dying star, which went supernova and killed all the dinosaurs.

Boomstick: Yeah, forget anything I said earlier. I'm liking the dino slaughtering hammer. Where can I get one?

Wiz: Mjolnir can only be wielded by Thor.

Boomstick: Aw.

Wiz: Although there is a workaround.

Red Hulk once carried the hammer into space because Thor was still holding onto it.

Which may be one of the dumbest technicalities ever.

Boomstick: But Ma-jol-near's not the only thing in Thor's arsenal.

He wears the Belt of Strength, which, surprise, doubles his already powerful might.

Wiz: And naturally, as the God of Thunder, Thor can manipulate the weather.

Storms, tornadoes, the wind, he can even summon deadly bolts of lightning.

Boomstick: He also has some control over the Earth.

He can make earthquakes that span entire continents.

Wiz: Thor has fought and defeated many of the most powerful warriors in the Marvel universe.

He has mastered enough martial arts to box Captain America to a standstill,

and has even overpowered the Hulk.

Although, in the past, he could lose his powers when separated from his hammer.

Boomstick: Which is pretty stupid considering his main method of attack is throwing the damn thing!

Wiz: But through some convoluted magic absurdity, this is no longer a problem.

In fact, he has no specific physical weaknesses, though he does suffer from a superiority complex.

Arrogant and eager to fight, he often ignores even the most perceptible risks.

Boomstick: I like him!

Thor: Next?

Wiz: According to Japanese legend, Raiden is the God of Thunder and Storms who, when angered, devours the stomachs of children as they sleep.

Boomstick: Mmm, child haggis! Just like mom used to make!

Well, whenever he's had his fill of defenceless sleeping children, I guess he decided to protect the Earth from evil.

Wiz: Raiden is the defender of Earthrealm and a key leader in shielding it from the forces of Shao Kahn's Outworld.

Boomstick: He's a master of several different fighting styles and amps them up with powerful electric attacks!

He sometimes wields a wooden staff, but generally prefers his fists!

From the mobile kicks of Tae Kwan Do to the anti-armour combat of Ju-Jitsu,

Raiden's wide variety of fighting styles compliment each other perfectly to take down any kind of opponent.

Boomstick: This Thunder God uses several lightning charged special attacks!

Like the Vicinity Blast, Electric Fly and the shocking touch!

Not to mention when finishing his foes, he discharges so much electricity into them that they combust!

The sheer power of these lightning attacks apparently overload his brain, causing him to spout out random gibberish in mid-attack.

Raiden: *Random Gibberish*