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All right, so we all know and love the X Men and its huge cast of super people.

The X Men and mutants, for that matter symbolized the outcast, the underappreciated, the alienated.

We love him because pretty much all of us have felt that way at one time or another.

But do they really deserve our sympathy and adoration?

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Ah, lot of people in the Marvel universe hate mutants, and that just makes them Racists and bigots.

Right?

Well, I'm not so sure about that.

Don't get me wrong.

I'm not saying it's OK to hate mutants or anyone because they're different.

Oh, no, no.

Knew that would be horrible hating them because they're pieces of shit.

On the other hand, well, that's just fine and dandy.

And before you start with all that Oh, but just Lynn, the mutants will save the world countless times stuff.

Listen, I hear you.

But 99% of the time they're saving the world from other GATT, ma'am.

Mutants.

I get that With all these mutants coming into the world, you're bound to get some bad apples.

Hell, there are plenty of shitty people, but that doesn't even compare to the amount of misguided mutants like one.

Maybe 2% of humans are straight up evil, but with mutants, it's literally, like 50 50 for crying out loud.

There was once a brotherhood of evil mutants.

I mean, they're still is, but they just took the evil part out of their name, presumably after they got around a hiring a PR guy.

Anyway, my point is ah, whole shit Tonne of mutants are out there just being bad guys, blowing up cities and creating traffic jams or whatever bad people dio think about All the amazing things these mutants could do if they weren't spending 99% of their time fighting each other storm could straight up and droughts across the world.

You know how big of an impact that would have on world hunger?

Oh, is your city having rolling blackouts?

Not anymore.

Because Cyclops has infinite energy pouring out of his get damn face.

When enhanced by Bishop, Cyclops can put out two gigawatts that is nuclear reactor levels of energy plus practically zero carbon footprint.

But who cares about your carbon footprint when ice man could just refreeze the polar ice caps and effectively stabilize global warming?

If these mutants would just work together, they could literally change Earth into a utopia.

Instead, they all just fight each other.

And we have to worry about getting killed in the crossfire.

So, yeah, don't hate mutants because they're different.

Hate them because they're pissing away the most amazing gift of all time and generally being dicks about it.