This is a goose wild goose chase.

Oh, boy.

Why are Ana and Jonathan chasing waterfowl?

Hey, how was your weekend?

Well, I spent it with my friends who are trying to find the perfect spot for their wedding.

That sounds fun.

Or maybe not.

It was a wild goose chase.

He wants a big place.

She wants a small place.

He wants city.

She wants country.

So did they find a blue?

No.

In fact, they decided to wait.

A wild goose chase is a search for the impossible.

The expression comes from Shakespeare's play, Romeo and Juliet.

Back then, it describes a kind of horse race.

But these days it just means Ah, hopeless and frustrating search.

And that's English in a minute.