The do the flop guy liked to dance all the time

But he couldn't do it right no matter how hard he tried

He had two left feet from an accident at birth

And every time he danced he always flopped face first

But then one day as he jumped in the air

Everybody turned and looked and they pointed and they stared

He had a bright idea right before he hit the floor

He shouted "everybody do the flop!" A new dance craze was born!

Everybody do the Flop!

The do the flop guy was a viral sensation

Everybody did the flop across the whole entire nation

He was front page news with his new dance move

Everyone wanted to join in his new dance crew

But then one day things started going wrong

When a flop concert was interrupted by a bomb

He said "Please, Stop! But no matter what he tried

There was no going back for the Do the Flop Guy

The Do the Flop Guy had to start a new trend

'Cuz the flop might cause the whole world to end

He had stop people from flopping on their faces

He tried to invent a new dance sensation

Everybody do the Don't Fall Down!

Everybody do the Stay In Place!

Everybody do the Standing Up!

Everybody do the Don't Fall Down! [Keep your feet on the ground!]

Everybody do the Stay In Place! [Please don't break your face!]

Everybody do the Standing Up! [Don't even put your hands up!]

Everybody don't do the flop!

The Do the Flop Guy couldn't make them all stop

They didn't like the new moves as much as the flop

They tuned him out and they all turned their backs

Yeah they left him behind and they called him a hack

The Do the Flop Guy had nothing left to prove

Only one thing left that he knew how to do

It was in his blood call it destiny or fate

He shouted "Everybody do the flop!" And the Earth began to shake

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