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  • Here's how it works.

  • Randall will read a category, and we'll

  • have five seconds to name the first three

  • things that come to mind.

  • Then we'll hit the buzzer to stop the clock before time

  • runs out, hopefully.

  • Ready?

  • All right, Whitney.

  • Yeah?

  • Give us three words to describe Beth.

  • Oh, uh-oh.

  • Blonde, thin, and richer than me.

  • [BELL RINGS]

  • Am I?

  • Probably.

  • All right, Beth.

  • Give us three words to describe Whitney.

  • Beautiful, amazing hair, the funniest person I know.

  • [BELL RINGS]

  • Oh!

  • Other than Ellen!

  • Other than Ellen!

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Oh, calm down.

  • Other than Ellen.

  • Wow.

  • You're pushing it.

  • All right, Whitney.

  • Tell us three things you say to someone you find attractive.

  • What's your number?

  • Where do you live?

  • [BUZZER]

  • "Where do you live?"

  • You stalker!

  • God!

  • Where do you live?

  • Why did I get a buzz on that?

  • I wasn't finished.

  • That's why it's called Five Second Rule.

  • Oh, you have to do it in five seconds?

  • Oh, well, that's the other thing I say

  • to someone I find attractive.

  • You only have five seconds.

  • [BELL RINGS]

  • All right, Beth.

  • Tell us three things you whisper to your goats.

  • Oh, you're so beautiful.

  • Look into my eyes.

  • Do you love me?

  • [BELL RINGS]

  • Mostly it's just, do you love me?

  • You love me, right?

  • It's unconditional, right?

  • Oh, gosh, that's sad.

  • You don't whisper that to goats when you take your selfies?

  • No, I just take a selfie and move on.

  • Does this make you appreciate-- does this make you

  • appreciate your wife even more?

  • All right, Whitney, tell us three words you would never

  • use to describe yourself.

  • Oh.

  • Quiet, reserved, calm.

  • [BELL RINGS]

  • Beth, tell us three things your friends make fun of you for.

  • My twerking, my-- my way I load bowls into a dishwasher.

  • [BUZZER]

  • All right, you guys are doing horribly.

  • Randall's like, can I go home?

  • Whitney.

  • Yes?

  • Give us three nicknames you have for your lady bits.

  • Oh my gosh.

  • Vagina, vagina, vagina.

  • [BELL RINGS]

  • That sounded like Season 1 of Two Broke Girls.

  • Vagina, vagina, vagina.

  • I don't nickname my lady bits.

  • Yeah.

  • No, no.

  • Princess Charlotte?

  • I feel like that'd be a pretty name.

  • Is that weird?

  • Shut up, Andy.

  • What are you laughing at?

  • That's a cute name.

  • Megan Merkin.

  • Someone just went [GASPS].

  • All right, Beth.

  • Give us three slang terms for making love.

  • Oh get her in done in there.

  • [BUZZER]

  • I don't know.

  • That one really caught me off guard, you guys.

  • I don't know.

  • Princess Charlotte is ready for your entertainment.

  • I love imagining you saying to your husband,

  • "Can we get 'er done?"

  • "In there."

  • "Get her done in there."

  • Are you doing Larry the Cable Guy jokes?

  • Larry the Cable Guy.

  • All right, Whitney, give us three of your-- oh,

  • I can't wait.

  • Give us three of your best animal noises.

  • Oh, this is going to be good.

  • [GRUNTS] [SNORTS] Arf!

  • That was good.

  • Very realistic.

  • What animals were those?

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • I got an a-OK from tWitch on that one.

  • Beth.

  • OK.

  • Give us three more animal noises.

  • OK.

  • [BLEATS] [MEOWS]

  • [BUZZER]

  • Yee-haw!

  • I don't know

  • [BELL RINGS]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Very good.

  • Very good.

  • I feel like my goat was realistic, thought.

  • That goat was great.

  • Yeah, I've worked on the goat before.

  • Now we can say it.

  • Yes.

  • We'll be right back.

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