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  • Are you excited for the holidays, everybody?

  • [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

  • Have you picked out a tree?

  • Yes!

  • Yeah?

  • Most of you have?

  • It's a lot of work.

  • You have to go early while they still have good ones,

  • because that's--

  • you know, there's very little left,

  • or just a branch or something.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Then you have to figure out how to get it on top of your car.

  • And this year, what I did--

  • something different, I saved time--

  • I put it in the backseat, and then let the top

  • hang out of the window.

  • And I mean, there were needles everywhere,

  • and then the seats were all sticky from the sap.

  • But that is-- that's the Uber driver's problem now.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • The holidays are a busy time of year,

  • especially if you're one of those crafty people.

  • We have someone who works here, who loves crafts.

  • Her name is Betsy, and she's like the Martha

  • Stewart of Santa Clarita, is what she is.

  • She makes her own peanut brittle,

  • which we get every year.

  • Thank you for my peanut brittle, Betsy.

  • And pancake mix, and canned fruit,

  • and she says they're better because they're made with love.

  • Aw.

  • And-- yeah.

  • Love is what Betsy calls marijuana.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • People love that do it yourself stuff.

  • You can always spot the do it yourselfers.

  • They're the ones with the diagonal bangs.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Turns out-- you've seen them.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Third most popular channel on YouTube

  • is something called Five Minute Crafts.

  • Has anybody seen that?

  • Yes!

  • It's the third most popular.

  • I would assume you have.

  • I thought we could watch one of their videos

  • together and see what it's all about.

  • This one was posted earlier in the year,

  • and it has almost four million views.

  • So you think it's good, right, four million views.

  • Here's some of the first part.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • OK, so fresh eggs sink and the old ones float.

  • Four million views that has.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I've said it before, I'll say it again, I am working too hard.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Here's what comes next.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Now the egg is bigger than before.

  • But you have to wait one day to get it.

  • So it's possibly a five minute craft, not a one day craft.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I've been lied to.

  • I have a feeling these videos were

  • made with some of Betsy's love, is what I think.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I know you're all on the edge of your seat,

  • so here's how it ends.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Just getting into that music, man.

  • Now the egg is bigger, and it's blue,

  • and it only takes two days off of your life.

  • I've never been to a rave, but, after watching the videos,

  • I get it.

  • I do.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I'm not sure what the point is, but millions of people

  • want to watch eggs that are different colors.

  • Then you're going to want to watch

  • my show I produced for Netflix.

  • It's called "Green Eggs and Ham."

  • It's streaming now on Netflix.

  • And now here's someone who's at the top of his craft.

  • This is tWitch, everybody.

Are you excited for the holidays, everybody?

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