Welcome to the Ellen Show.

The show from my home.

This is a 369.

That's wrong.

No, that's how many slices of pizza I've had.

I'm kidding.

That's how many bottles of wine I've had this week.

Let me introduce you to my wingmen.

Here's twitch in his house.

I twitch.

What what time is?

Ah, happy hour in your house.

Uh, Ellen is the moment we open our eyes.

Enough.

It's really like but for real, Like when?

About 2 33 blocks about, Say, Say we couldn't admit afternoon.

Yeah, well, it just depends on what's going on that day.

Sure, Andy.

Andy does not take a and e is a sober human being, which is best for all of us.

Sarah's Andy, Uh, how are you doing?

I'm doing good.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a little nervous because you mentioned right before we started, and you weren't joking that it snakes season.

Yeah, I'm not joking.

It is snake season.

We saw, um, a giant like a four foot long.

I saw the video.

Yeah, go for snake.

Yes, but they're good.

They get rid of the rattlesnake.

Not to me.

I don't enjoy a snake at all and so that everyone was like, It's fine.

It's a go first name.

I'm like it's a snake.

What kind?

Well, no, it does matter What kind You don't want to poison poisonous one.

But you do want one that gets rid of the poisonous ones.

So let me know if you see one, so I'll believe me.

I'll point it out, Teoh let you know if it's a voice that if you should pick it up or not.

Yeah, I've been dreaming about that video.

Okay, um, a lot of people are doing scavenger hunts like parents are doing that for their kids to keep him a busy.

So I thought I would, uh I would do that.

Okay.

With you, you're outside.

Okay?

And you're gonna have a scale.

It will be so far.

It's fun, fun, fun.

Okay, how does this work today?

I'm gonna help you learn about textures.

Okay.

Okay.

So if I say find something jagged, you'll have 10 seconds to find something outside Jag.

Okay.

You ready?

Ok, here we go.

The first thing that I want you to find is something sharp.

Go.

Something Really shark.

What'd you find?

Touch it if it's sharp.

Well, what is it?

Okay.

Well, that was just a test.

Anyway.

Don't touch sharp things.

My mind, My mind is sharp.

That's good one.

Yeah.

If it was that sharp, you wouldn't have picked up something sharp and touched it.

Okay.

All right.

Next thing finds something fuzzy.

Fuzzy.

10 seconds.

Find a fuzzy thing outside.

Fuzzy.

You got your just running in a party.

Exactly, Uh, about a man's my God, I love you.

I don't know.

I don't want to see that.

You said you thought that was sexy on man.

Oh, my God.

That fuzzy.

So I'm going for two.

Next.

Who?

All right, Find something flimsy.

Let's see that one.

Let's see something a little Oh won t know.

Here, letting Zili.

Lindsay.

All right, well done.

You want nothing at all.

And yet you have You managed to upset me.

Hi, I'm Andy.

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