Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles -How are you? -I'm fantastic. But I got to talk to you about -- You have so much going on right now. -A lot. -Two giant projects. -Yeah. -But then the biggest thing to happen to you -- You have a beautiful little baby with you. [ Cheers and applause ] How old is your baby? -She's 6 months old. -Oh, my gosh. -Yeah. -Congratulations to you and Dwayne, as well. Everything's just amazing, right, and better and just awesome? -We basically believe that we're, like, the parents to, like, the newest X-Men. [ Laughter ] Like, everything she does is like, "I don't think other babies do this." [ Laughter ] -Yeah. She's a genius. -She's a genius. Well, she's in swim class, and I posted a couple clips on it of her in swim class, but, like, now she's holding her breath pretty much -- She's Aquaman, basically. [ Laughter ] -She's Jason Momoa right now. -Yeah. -Well, I know that she's definitely well read because I have the picture here, Reading "DaDa" by Jimmy Fallon, and it's a great book. [ Audience "awws" ] [ Applause ] Thank you. -We like to have a little plug before we appear on the show. "Bring the Jimmy Fallon book! We're gonna see him next week. Just get it. It's fine." -Just put it in front of her, yeah. -Is everyone just buying you books and blankets? -Books, blanket, inappropriate onesies, which I love. -Did you get an inappropriate onesie? [ Laughter ] -Well, I asked for them. -Oh, okay. I got it. I gotcha. I never got one of those. Yeah. -We got you. -Yeah. How was Mother's Day with the new baby? -You know what? I was a little nervous -- what "D" would do for my first Mother's Day. You know, there's a lot on it. -Yeah. -And I've been waiting. This is like the miracle. And he was like, "Babe, I think I've got the most perfect romantic night for you." So, we kind of did a little bit Saturday -- Saturday night, and he showed up with some Jersey Mike's, like, an Italian sub. -You like Jersey Mike's? -Oh, the Italian sub? Are you kidding me? Oh, it's amazing. [ Laughter ] -I love that you love that. -Yeah, and then like three different pies and, like, a bottle of wine. I was like, "you're perfect!" [ Laughter ] "You complete me!" -Exactly. What did people get you? Isn't that the greatest thing? How is he doing, by the way? Is he over his hangover? -Oh. Oh, my gosh. -Last time he was on the show -- -He was so hungover. -Dude, he was like -- He was like, "Dude, I don't know if I can make it out there." -Yeah. [ Laughter ] He woke up and he's like, "I think I got the flu." And I'm like, "Ha, no. You don't have the flu." [ Laughter ] I don't know how you made it to 37 and never been hungover. -Yeah, he's never been hungover. It was fantastic. I was so excited to have him on. I go, "I can't believe I'm talking to Dwayne Wade." And just -- first time he's hungover. -Oh, he just flop sweat. -Oh, he's sweating. [ Laughter ] -He's like, "Is it hot in here? What's happening?" I'm like, "Nope. Baby, it's a hangover." -But he still looked good. -Oh, he's still cute. -But he's not the only athletic person in the family. I will say this. -Oh, geez. -I found of photo from your eighth-grade yearbook. "Most athletic." [ Cheers and applause ] That's you there. How cute. Are you kidding me? How cute are you. -Oh, that's, like, with my braces and my haircut that was inspired by Duran Duran. -Aha! [ Laughter ] But, also, I found this photo, as well. -Oh, yeah. -Little basketball photo right there. See? Come on. -We are truly loving basketball. -How were you at high-school basketball? -I led the league in technicals. [ Laughter ] -Did you really? -No, I really did. I was like the Draymond Green of my time. -What?! -You know, like, the Rasheed Wallace of my day. -You were? -I talked cash-ish. -Wow! Really? -I once got a technical for talking trash to a player's mother. -[ Gasps ] Gabrielle Union! -"Are you proud of yourself?! You raised that!" [ Laughter ] "You proud of yourself?! Way to go!" [ Laughter ] -"You raised that?!" [ Cheers and applause ] That's a good burn. Yeah. That's a good one. Are you gonna be tough on "America's Got Talent"? -No. No, I've become a softy. -That's the old you. -Yeah, I mean, like I can't -- like my whole career has just been one big long "no," and, you know, it's depressing. So, I want to be a part of telling people "yes" and making dreams come true. -Yeah, but you also got to give a couple zingers in there. -You have to be really bad, like there was a poor girl and -- Spoiler alert -- Who believed, truly, in her heart that she had trained a chicken. "Ma'am, you know what's not trained? That chicken." [ Laughter ] -"You raised that! You raised that chicken!" [ Laughter ] -But I just -- I couldn't. -No, of course not. -She was so sweet, and I just -- I was like, "So, next time" -- Like, how do you give constructive criticism for chicken -- -What did the chicken do? -Nothing that it was suppose to do. [ Laughter ] -Like It Was -- -See? 'Cause now I kind of want to see this now. I'm rooting for the chicken, man. That would be fantastic. [ Laughter ] -It don't make it. -Okay, it doesn't make it.
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