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-I have some exciting news, Higgins.
-What's that?
-You know, I've written this novel.
-Yeah, "DADA," the novel. -Yeah, the novel.
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There's about one or two words in there.
-Yeah. -Yeah. And then, I wrote --
I wrote the second novel... -Yeah.
-..."Mama." -So, it's like...
"Mama," yeah, that's the second part.
-The second one, you have stuff like that -- like, balloons.
-Sure. -Stuff like that.
I've written my third novel. -What?
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You're like George R.R. Martin.
-What's that? -You're like George R.R. Martin.
-Thank you so much. -Yeah.
-I take that as a compliment,
because he writes "Game of Thrones."
-Yeah.
-And yeah, I don't know how I got the energy up.
I'll tell you how I did it. -Tell me how you did it.
-Treadmill every day.
I went on a, uh, a very healthy diet.
You know, a lot of steamed veggies.
-Sure. A lot of Omega-3s.
-Yeah. Steamed meats --- proteins.
-I love stea-- you know I love steamed meats.
-Yeah. Oh, yeah. I do know that about you.
In fact, that's where we met, at that steamed-meat place.
-Yeah. -Is that still open?
-No. It closed. Health department.
-Oh, yeah, of course. Well, anyways, uh...
yeah, I got the energy up, and I go "I've got to have --
I need a sequel to this one."
'Cause you got your "Dada," you got your "Mama."
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-Oh, my God. It's like a magic trick.
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-"Baby"!
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-Oh, snap!
Oh, snap!
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You've got to be kidding. -No.
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Why would I kid about this?
-That's nuts! -Why would I joke?
But this is "This is Baby."
It comes out --
It comes out October 8th.
So, you've got a lot of time...
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-Can we pre-order it? -Oh, no,
at this point, you could have a baby.
-Are you done writing it, actually?
-What? -Are you done writing it?
-I'm finished writing it. It's done.
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-'Cause there's so many words,
it's gonna take a lot of time to print.
-Yes, that's what it is. Yeah.
Yeah. But it's done. I mean, this is pretty --
fairly cheap.
You can get it for $183. -Wow.
-Three installments of that. -That's not bad.
Three installments of $183. -If you pre-order it now.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-Tomorrow, it goes up to $190.
-Of course, yeah. So, anyways, this is the book, here,
and, you know, I'm very excited about this.
This is...
"This is Baby." It's available.
Ask your local bookstore to pre-order it,
and get ready for it.