-Thank you. -I want to show a picture,

because Kim Kardashian was on our show a couple weeks ago.

-Yeah. -And she showed us a photo.

She showed me -- Explain this to me.

So, you're out to dinner with Kanye?

Is that Timothée Chalamet and Kid Cudi?

-Yes. [ Laughter ]

-What was -- -And I am -- that is really me.

I'm not superimposed at all.

[ Laughter ]

-That's an actual, real photo, yeah.

-So, yeah, it was Cudi's birthday.

-Okay. -And he was like,

"Hey, let's go to Nobu," and I was like, "That's awesome."

"I'm going with, like, my manager and producer."

I was like, "Cool. That'd be great."

So, I got there a little early

so I could, like, give him my card.

You know, so it could be --

You know, I thought it was just, like, us three, you know?

-You were gonna treat with your credit card.

-Yeah, you know. -Sure.

-Buy my boy a birthday dinner, you know?

-That's nice. -You know, 'cause he's, like --

He's the best musician that's ever lived, and, yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And it's like an honor, right? -That's nice.

-So, I get there, and we're outside,

and, you know, we order a couple things.

I'm like, "All right, this is cool."

Everybody's like, you know, skinny and whatever.

It's all fun. [ Laughter ]

-"Everyone's skinny." -Yeah.

-It's like, "I can treat for these people."

-Yeah. I was like, "This is chill."

-Yeah. -Then, Timothée Chalamet

shows up, and I'm like, "All right, also skinny.

Gonna be fine." [ Laughter ]

No problem."

And then, Cudi goes, "Hey, Kim and Kanye might come by."

And I was like, "That would be awesome."

And then, I was like, "Oh, no."

[ Laughter ]

So they come by, and we're outside, right?

And then, Kanye goes, "Let's get the special room in the back."

And I was like, "Oh, no!"

[ Laughter ]

I was like, "Yeah! All right! Cool, sick."

So, we're sitting in there, and I'm, like,

texting my touring agent,

I'm like, "Yo, you gotta book more shows."

[ Laughter ]

"[Bleep] getting real over here."

[ Laughter ]

So, then, you know, the waiter comes,

and Kanye's like --

"What would you like to order, Kanye?"

and he goes, "I want that stuff that's not even on the menu,

that crazy stuff."

I was like, "Oh, my God. The crazy stuff?"

-"Crazy stuff"? What does that mean?

-I just want to say, like, Kim and Kanye,

the cutest couple ever. Very, very sweet people.

I had a really good time with them.

-Yeah, they're great. Yeah.

But you still don't want to pay.

Like, "Dude, you're Kanye. You should treat."

-No! Like, it was fine. It was just, like --

It actually wasn't as bad as you would think.

But, you know, it's not like it's Applebee's, you know?

[ Laughter ]

It's Nobu, you know? -It's Nobu, yeah.

-Which is like 77 Applebee's-es.

[ Laughter ]

-Dude...

Did you just pluralize "Applebee's"?

-Yeah, yeah. -Applebee's-es.

-Applebee's-es. [ Laughter ]

-Tell me about what you're doing.

I'm so excited about this.

What are you doing with the new "Mortal Kombat"?

How are you involved with this?

-"Mortal Kombat 11" -- it's my favorite number.

-I love "Mortal Kombat." -Yeah.

Also, well, they are paying me to be here to talk about it.

-Oh, wow. [ Laughter ]

-Yeah. Yeah, and I -- Yeah, that's why.

[ Cheers and applause ] That's really --

-Thank you for being honest. -Yeah, no, yeah.

You know, I'm trying to get a helicopter to Coachella.

[ Laughter ]

They were like, "Do you like this game?"

I was like, "Sure." No.

[ Laughter ] It's actually really sick.

There's this guy that I really like to kill in it.

[ Laughter ]

'Cause he looks like a real douchebag.

[ Laughter ]

So, there's this guy, Johnny Cage.

-Oh, yeah, Johnny Cage. -Yeah.

So, he does splits and punches you in the [bleep]

is his special move. [ Laughter ]

-Yeah, so it's one of his moves, yeah.

-And he just looks like everybody I grew up with

in Staten Island, so I just kill that dude.

[ Laughter ] I enjoy killing him.

Also, he has, like, a hot daughter,

which is, like, weird, because I'm lonely

and she's, like, not real.

[ Laughter ]

So there's that in the video game, as well --

sexual confusion. -Sexual confusion!

With the new "Mortal Kombat 11." -Yeah.

The effects are, like, really good.

I'm actually wearing --

I have to shout-out, "Mortal Kombat" sneakers.

[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, they exist.

-Wow. -Yeah.

They are real things.

-I like -- My dude I like is Scorpion.

-You like Scorpion. Oh, I got you --

-That's my dude. -I heard you like Scorpion,

so I got this for you... -"Get over here!"

-...in case you want to have fun with your wife

over the Easter break.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I don't know if this is gonna fit, but we'll see.

-No, I mean -- Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

-Oh, me! Oh, I see. -Yeah. I mean, wear it for sex.

[ Laughter ]

-Thank you. I understood -- I understand the first time.

Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

But you do love video games.

I heard you're building an arcade at your house.

-I am. So, I live with my mom.

Well, we bought a house together,

but nobody believes that. [ Laughter ]

So, I live with my mom, kind of,

so I have, like, a basement that's, uh, mine.

[ Laughter ]

It's like -- But that's like an apartment,

so I live underneath her.

[ Laughter ]

-Yeah. -Yeah.

So, like, I'm getting, like, a little arcade setup down there,

try to make it -- try to make it a little mine.

[ Laughter ]

-What do you have? What does that mean, an arcade?

Do you have, like, a bunch of pinball machines?

-Well, no, you know, I'm gonna get, like,

a "Mortal Kombat" machine.

[ Laughter ] -No, no, no, you're good.

♪♪

No, the check has cleared.

The check has cleared. You're good.

Yeah. You can have "Mortal Kombat."

But, yeah, we're good. -Okay, cool.

-So you'll get one "Mortal Kombat" machine,

but what else? -Well, I'm redoing

my whole entire --

So, I was calling it The Man Cave,

but the Mulaneys told me that if I call it that,

they will no longer be my friend.

[ Laughter ] I didn't know.

Do you not call the basement the man-cave?

Is that weird?

-Some people do, but, no, you can't.

-Yeah, so now I call it "The Basement,"

like The Ohio State University.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Yeah, it means something.

-"The." -Oh, I don't like that college.

I just -- You know. [ Laughter ]

It's the "The" that's the important --

-Go, CSI! Division III.

Whoo! -Oh, my gosh!

Division III. D-III, man.

-D-III, baby. -That's the real deal.

Are you gonna charge people when they play the video games?

-Hell yeah. Absolutely. [ Laughter ]

One of my many schemes I'm working on, Jimmy.

-Pete, we always love when you come here,

and I'll let you know what happens with this guy, yeah.

-Oh, yeah, sure. Thanks for having me.

-Pete Davidson, everybody. -Thank you very much.

"Saturday Night Live" returns May 4th.

And "Mortal Kombat 11" is available April 23rd.

-Go get it! And get Machine Gun Kelly's

"Hotel Diablo" album coming out. -There you go.

-My boy MGK's album coming out.