-[ Scat singing ]

-Alright. -[ Scat singing ]

-Alright, uh. Alright. Now, you wanna do one?

-Yes. -Go.

-♪ Da, da, da, da ♪

-♪ Ba ah ah ah ah oh ♪ -♪ Da, da, da, da ♪

Frannie, stop!

I don't like that one! -♪ Da, da, da, da ♪

-Frannie! -♪ Da, da, da, da ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da ♪

-Frannie, stop! -[ Laughing ]

[ Laughter ]

-It's been -- It's been -- I know. It's great.

But, you guys, we've been quarantined for how long, now?

I need a haircut.

-♪ Da, da, da, da ♪ -I need a haircut.

I'm gonna get one this weekend.

-Frannie, stop!

[ Laughter ]

-♪ Da, da, da, da ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da ♪

-Frannie, stop!

[ Laughter ]

-Alright, let's start the show. [ Crickets chirping ]

Let's start the show. Crickets.

Let's start the show. -Okay.

-♪ We in the house ♪

♪ Come on! ♪

-Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests...

♪♪

...Dwayne Johnson...

♪♪

...Daveed Diggs;

musical guests The Head and the Heart;

and the legendary Roots crew.

It's "The Tonight Show At Home Edition."

-♪ We in the house, y'all ♪

-And, now, here's Jimmy.

-Welcome to the "Tonight Show At Home Edition," everybody.

Let's get to some news.

Happy Friday.

Guys, New York's stay-at-home order

was scheduled to end today,

but Governor Cuomo just extended it until June 13th.

For New Yorkers, it felt like

when a Zoom meeting is about to end

and then, someone asks a question.

"Oh, well, I --"

[ Whispering ] We're almost --

We're almost there.

That's right, New York's stay-at-home order

has been extended until June 13th.

Asked why June 13th, Cuomo said,

"'Cause there's no way we could stop crowds

from celebrating Flag Day on June 14th."

Mayor de Blasio said that New York City beaches

are just not ready to open.

But, if you wanna experience New York City beaches,

just throw your towel over some shattered beer bottles

and old cigarette butts

and then, let a bunch of pigeons

come over and eat your food.

I read that McCarran Airport in Las Vegas

now has vending machines with face masks

and hand sanitizer and other PPE products.

It'll be just like those Best Buy vending machines,

except people will use these.

[ New York accent ] Uh, honey, before we get on the flight,

do you have any monster cables to go in the HDMI port?

What?! Honey, g-give me

6,000 quarters.

Some TV news -- CBS announced

that they are airing a "Grease" sing-along in June.

You can tell TV networks are desperate for content

'cause, right after that,

CBS is airing a "Grease 2" sing-along.

I've never seen "Grease 2."

-No way.

-Never seen it.

-It's not "Grease" one.

-Nope. I just refuse to --

I just had so much fun with "Grease."

Leave it at that. -Some people love "Grease 2."

-Some people love "Grease 2," yeah, sure.

Some people like "Godfather III."

-True. -Yeah.

-Some do.

-I saw that Disney Theatrical Productions

announced that "Frozen" will not reopen on Broadway

after the pandemic.

That's probably a good call. After months of quarantine,

even kids are like, "Ah, let it go. Let it go."

I loved "Frozen"!

"Hygge"! -Yeah.

-Agh!

So many talented people in that play.

-Mm-hmm.

-Maybe we can get them to do "Hygge."

They were supposed to come on our show.

If you don't know the Broadway version of "Frozen," it's great.

But, there's a song on there called "Hygge"

that's really funny.

So, maybe we can get them to do that for, I don't know.

Anyway, we loved it.

Check this out -- Netflix is making a new movie

starring Mark Wahlberg as a "blue-collar 007."

I'm in.

The movie is one hour of him saving the world

[ Laughs ] and another where he just

smokes behind a home depot.

[ Laughs, snorts ]

That sounds exciting.

[ Boston accent ] Can I have a Samuel Adams?

Don't shake it or stir it!

Swimsuit companies are now coming out with trikinis,

which are two-piece bathing suits

and a matching face mask.

Take a look at this.

Interesting, interesting.

But, if you're a little more modest

and wanna be extra safe, then they have this one-piece.

[ Laughing ] I think that looks --

I think that looks great, and fashionable.

I read that, because of quarantine

and everyone staying home,

pants sales have rapidly declined.

That's right, nobody's buyin' pants.

I think the industry is just getting a little desperate.

Take a look at this commercial I just saw.

-What up, peeps?

You know what the dope new trend is that's straight fire?

That's right, pants!

Pa-pa-pants!

It's a new world, but pants are the OG

and so dope!

-That's totally dope!

-So, say, "Bye, Felicia," to pajamas

and straight-up chillax in all the lit styles,

like jeans. -Yasss!

-Corduroy. -Yolo!

-Chino. -Lit AF.

-And khaki.

-Jake from State Pants!

[ Sad trombone ] -Don't be a noob and buy shorts.

Pants are the GOAT.

-Aaaaaaah!

-Paid for by the National Pants Council.

-I'll buy 'em.

I'm in.

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pants!

Listen to this -- I read that grocery stores

are now facing a temporary mushroom shortage.

When he heard this, Mario was like --

[ As Mario ] This is no good.

Mushrooms are my Viagra.

And, finally, I heard about a woman in England

who closed her flower shop 'cause of the virus,

but moved 12,000 plants inside her house

to keep her business going.

Yep, 12,000 plants.

Or as Seth Rogen calls that,

a weekend.

Ah-ha-ha!

That's our monologue, right there.

It's time for "Thank You Notes," everybody.

[ Funk sting plays ]

Hey, guys, today is Friday.

That's usually when I send in my personal --

[ Laughs quietly ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughing ] Today is Friday.

[ Laughter ]

Today is Friday and that's usually when I send out my --

-[ Blows raspberry ]

[ Laughter ]

-...my thank-you notes.

[ Fart ]

-[ Blows raspberry ]

-Anyway, so, I'm gonna send out

my weekly thank-you notes right now, okay?

Ready? Here we go.

Can I get some thank-you note writing music, please?

-Now? [ Piano plays poignant tune ]

-Yes. ♪♪

Thank you, Shanghai Disneyland,

for reopening this week.

It's a lotta fun, until Pinocchio

stands out front, saying, "It's totally safe in here,"

[ Laughing ] and his nose grows three feet.

Next one. -[ Laughs ]

-Thank you, people who got into the tiny house trend,

for 1,000% regretting that decision right now.

Good.

Go.

Thank you... -[ Babbling ]

-...shortages of meat and eggs,

for explaining McDonald's newest breakfast sandwich --

the McBread.

-Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo.

-[ Laughs ] -The music, please.

-Whoo-hoo!

♪♪ -Ready? -Whoo-hoo!

-Thank you, -[ Laughs ]

-Like this? -Yep. Tim Kaine,

for wearing a bandanna at a hearing

and looking like the leader of a motorcycle gang

called the Hell's Uncles.

-[ Babbling ]

-There are so many chairs here!

-Thank you, Uber buying Grubhub,

for being this week's second-most confusing phrase

for grandparents, after "Quibi, now Roku-compatible."

-[ Babbling ]

[ Laughs ]

-Go. -Ba ba!

Ba ba!

-[ Raising voice ] Thank you, travel books

on my bookshelf, for letting me know

the best tapas restaurant in Portugal

[ Laughing ] in 1997.

-[ Babbling ]

-Thank you, curbside pickup.

-Ready? -Yep.

Go.

Music, please. Can I --

Thank you, curbside pickup ♪♪

and drive-in movie theaters.

Now, all I need is to surf down a dinosaur tail

to re-create the opening of "The Flintstones."

[ Laughs ]

Go. -[ Blowing raspberries ]

Thank you, slow rollout,

for describing both the reopening of businesses

and how I get out of bed

over the course of four hours each day.

Go.

Music, please.

[ Raising voice ] Thank you, self-care,

for sounding much nicer than "Eating Cheetos in the bath."

There you go, everybody. That's our "Thank You Notes."

Thank you very much.

Thank you guys for really helping me out.

Now, it's time to go play now.

Thank you so much.

Hey, guys, we have a great show tonight.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is

[ Clapping ] on the show tonight.

"Titan Games"!

Dwayne Johnson in the house.

We also have Daveed Diggs, who talks

about the new "Hamilton" coming out on Disney+,

plus "Snowpiercer."

He's got a lot to talk about.

And also, music is The Head and the Heart.

Just a talented group.

I love those guys.

Out of Seattle, I believe.

Guys, today we have something to talk about --

walgreens.com/rednoseday.

I wrote this.

I was thinking about maybe faking

like one of the girls drew it, but they just didn't feel --

They drew wish.org for Dwayne

and I said, "Can't you just put some color into it?"

'Cause it was just pencil.

And so -- I don't know if you could see --

Winnie put blue pencil over the other pencil.

It's still pencil.

-It's Friday. -I understand,

but, still, it's like --

Anyways, I drew this --

walgreens.com/rednoseday.

-Looks like Winnie's. -It does, yeah, but I -- well.

[ Laughing ] She learns from the best, you know?

Red Nose Day. You know I love Red Nose Day.

Walgreens is continuing its tradition by,

if you make the purchase, you also get a digital red nose.

So, do that.