I want to talk about "Secret Life."

-I like this. -You do?

-Yeah.

-It's something different, right?

-I like it. -Thank you, I appreciate that.

-You're like Bruce Willis. -Thank you.

You look good, too.

There's something different about you.

-Taller. [ Laughter ]

-Are you sure? -Yeah, look at it.

-Oh, my God. -It's a boot.

I got on a boot. -Oh, okay.

Oh, that's what it is, yeah. -Yeah, I put on a boot.

-You got to put on a boot. You got a little rise there.

-Like 5'4 1/2". -Wow! 5'4 1/2".

That's fantastic. -Yeah.

You know what I'm talking about.

[ Laughter ]

-Thank you for being here,

because I wanted to talk to you about something.

You recently had an injury that I was very concerned --

[ Both laugh ]

I was very -- I was very concerned about.

Oh, my goodness. You fell --

-What a jerk. [ Laughter ]

Go ahead. -You feel --

Oh, I feel -- I hope you're okay.

-No, you're talking about my fall?

-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.

-I saw it.

What happened? It was very slippery?

-Here's what happened, okay?

And I'm gonna be honest. -Okay.

-I'm gonna be honest with you, 'cause you deserve the truth.

-Thank you. Thank you.

-I'm at a wedding. And it's a close friend of mine.

And I feel like it's my job as a friend

to make sure that this wedding gets to the next level of fun.

-That's a good friend. -Okay?

The reason why is, because it started to rain

on my friend's day.

And I saw my friend getting a little sad.

He's like, "Man, I wish the weather wasn't like this

because everything is outside."

I said, "Don't worry about it. I got you, okay?"

So, my song came on, a song that I love,

and I said, "You know what I'ma do?

I'ma hit him with the heel-toe hop."

That's my move. [ Laughter ]

That's my dance move. It's called the heel-toe hop.

I've been doing it for years.

The world knows that this is my move.

My wife said, "Babe, don't do it."

I said, "You need to back up and stop being fun police."

I said, "Back up."

-"Don't ruin my friend's wedding."

-No, my wife is 100% the fun police.

Like, when I'm having fun -- [ Imitates siren wailing ]

[ Laughter ]

100% -- -Fun police show up and...

-"Pull over. You're having too much fun."

[ Laughter ]

I was like, "Back up, back up." -Yeah.

-"I know what I'm doing. I'm about to set it off.

I'm about to hit 'em with the heel-toe hop."

[ Laughter ]

She was like, "You need to be careful."

I said, "Just count me down!" That's what I said.

[ Laughter ]

"3, 2, 1." -...2, 1.

-I go, "Heel-toe hop."

And you could tell I was comfortable

because I had my hand -- one hand was behind my back.

Now, normally, when I go to hop, I land, and I dip.

This time, I went to hop, whoop!

Both feet came off the ground. [ Laughter ]

Now, when you fall -- When you fall when you're older,

it's different from falling when you're younger.

Like, young -- When you young and you fall...

[ Laughing ] -Right.

-My life flashed before my eyes. [ Laughter ]

I -- I thought I was about to die.

[ Laughter ]

I said, "I'm about to break something."

-Yeah. -"And here it comes."

And when I hit the ground, I realized how -- how --

how my friends are not my friends.

Like, like, you know, there's nobody that's coming to help me.

Everybody just had they phones out,

and I was like, "Put the phones up!

I can't feel my hip." And I got back up, man,

and I saw the bottom of my shoes, the heels were off.

I had on defective shoes, Jimmy. -Oh, my gosh.

-Defective shoes. It wasn't me, it was the shoes.

-It was the shoe that did this. -The shoes.

My heels came off. -The good news is that we can

watch it right now and decide what it was because we have --

-Well, wait a second. [ Laughter ]

I didn't know -- [ Cheers and applause ]

-Here's the clip. Here's the moment that you fell.

This is at a wedding, so someone had to tape it, but watch this.

-Go, Kev!

-Hey! -Whoa!

-Hey! Hey!

Hey! [ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Cymbals crashing ]

-All right. All right, Quest.

-[ Laughing ] [ Sad trombone ]

-How many times you gonna hit the cymbals, Quest?

[ Laughter ]

I heard you hit it the first two times.

[ Laughter ]

-Oh, man, that is really funny.

-Did you see my hand behind my back, though?

-But you were funny. -Uncomfortable!

-And you're the life of the party.

-Well, you don't hit a heel-toe hop

if you're not comfortable. It had to be the shoes.

It had to be. -It had to be the shoes.

-It had to be!

-And here's your friends after you fell down.

This is what they did.

They're all pointing at you and laughing.

-Yeah, yeah. -There's no one helping you up.

-Yeah. -No one helped you up at all.

-Yeah, yeah. -These are some good friends.

-Yeah. -That's some good friends.

-You know the funny thing?

I want you to show this picture when all my black friends say,

"Why you don't hang out with black people no more?"

I want you to show this, okay? [ Laughter ]

'Cause I'ma tell you what white people would've did.

They would've helped me up. [ Laughter ]

White people would've helped me up.

-I would've been right there for you, dude, absolutely.

-"Are you okay, Kevin? Come on, Kevin.

You gotta get up, get up." -Oh, my God.

[ Laughter ] Oh, God.

-"The floor is cold, Kevin. Get up."

[ Laughter ] -Oh, my God!

"The floor is cold, Kevin. Get up."

-[ Laughs ] -"Come on, buddy."

-"You're gonna get sick on that floor, Kevin."

[ Laughter ]

-Who was helping you up, Bob Dylan?

[ Laughter ]

"You got to get up, man!

You got to get up off the floor."

[ Laughter ]

Dude, you got to be careful,

because you are a national treasure...

-Yeah, yeah. -...and we love you,

and we need you to be 100%. -Yes, yes.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I'm okay. I'm okay now.

-'Cause you're about to turn 40, and that's a big deal.

-I am, man. I'm about to be 40 years old.

40 years old.

-Yeah, I remember those years. -No, yeah.

I mean, you know, this is big for me.

Because I've always had the feeling that I'm just young.

I feel young, I feel good, and it's a mind-set.

But I can feel it. I can feel 40.

Like, when I get up, it's different.

Sitting down is different.

[ Laughter ]

You know, stairs. -Sitting down is different?

-Yeah, yeah. -There's now an audible sound.

-Yeah, you guys didn't see -- -You sit down, I go like --

-Y'all didn't see when I sat down just now.

I was like, "Yeah..." -Ugh!

[ Laughter ] That sound comes out.

-Yeah, you got a mini conversation with yourself.

But I'ma do a big bash.

I'ma do something real big, though.

-Yeah. -I'ma do something real big.

-Will you do something safe just for me, please?

-The heel-toe hop is happening.

-Okay, either way, that's happening.

All right, all right. That will happen, either way.

[ Cheers and applause ]