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  • -Welcome back to the show.

  • -Great to be back. Thanks, Jimmy.

  • Good to see you. -You have been everywhere

  • doing press for "Avengers: Endgame."

  • -Yeah. -You must be exhausted.

  • -It's -- It's pretty tiring.

  • Yeah, the last few weeks. -Yeah.

  • -I've been to a lot of places.

  • Started off going to Hong Kong.

  • Was in Hong Kong, and then I flew to New York

  • and then L.A. -Yeah.

  • -And then L.A. to London,

  • and then London back to New York,

  • and then Shanghai, and all within a few weeks.

  • I've racked up a lot of frequent-flyer miles.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • That's the nature of the beast.

  • -Do you like flying? How's the flight to Hong Kong?

  • -It's long. It's a long one.

  • I, uh -- -That's a long one?

  • -But I don't mind it. I've done it twice.

  • I've been to Hong Kong twice. -Wow.

  • -The first time I did it, I fainted.

  • [ Laughter ] I actually fainted.

  • I had two bowls of soup, and then I went to the bathroom.

  • And as I was getting ready to go to the bathroom,

  • I started feeling really dizzy.

  • And I remember there was a handle,

  • and I went to the reach for it, I was like, "Whoa."

  • And then I just blacked out.

  • And the next thing I knew, there was somebody

  • banging on the door, and my right arm

  • was completely submerged in the toilet.

  • [ Audience groans, laughter ]

  • And my left hand was around my penis.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Which is odd 'cause normally

  • you hold your penis with your right hand.

  • -That's -- I know. [ Laughter ]

  • -Your left hand's normally in the toilet.

  • -That's exactly right. I had to switch with the handle.

  • [ Laughter ] -Oh, that's what it was.

  • -Yeah. But that's how I found out that I am allergic to MSG.

  • -No way! [ Audience "Ohs" ]

  • So, you really just fainted? -Yeah.

  • -Oh, my gosh. -Yeah.

  • -Well, wow, that's amazing.

  • I'm happy that you're here.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Well, I mean, it's amazing that you didn't get hurt.

  • -It's amazing that I survived. -No, exactly. Yeah.

  • "Avengers: Endgame" comes out tomorrow.

  • I don't know if you guys heard or knew this, but, yeah.

  • That big movie's coming out tomorrow, and --

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Yeah.

  • -It must be hard for you to promote a movie

  • that you can't really talk about.

  • -Yeah, can't talk -- Yeah, it's really tricky.

  • Reporters ask us questions. They haven't seen it.

  • We can't answer anything.

  • We do shows, can't even show clips, really.

  • They're not even releasing any clips.

  • -Yeah, we can't even show any clips from the movie.

  • -There's, like, one -- there's one that

  • they have been showing, but it's just --

  • I didn't want to recycle that, so I --

  • I actually brought a clip of something I did

  • not that long ago. I haven't seen it.

  • It's not "Avengers." It was just a recent thing.

  • But I haven't even watched it,

  • but I thought maybe we could watch that.

  • -Wait. So you brought an exclusive clip here?

  • -Yep. -For us tonight?

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -It was something I did not long ago.

  • Again, not "Avengers"-related.

  • -Have you seen it? -No.

  • -You have not seen this yet? -I haven't seen this clip.

  • -All right, well, here's Paul Rudd

  • in an exclusive clip.

  • Take a look.

  • You have been everywhere

  • doing press for "Avengers: Endgame."

  • -Yeah. -You must be exhausted.

  • -It's -- It's pretty tiring.

  • Yeah, the last few weeks. -Yeah.

  • -I've been to a lot of places.

  • Started off going to Hong Kong.

  • Was in Hong Kong, and then I flew to New York

  • and then L.A. -Yeah.

  • -And then L.A. to London,

  • and then London back to New York,

  • and then Shanghai, and all within a few weeks.

  • I've racked up a lot of frequent-flyer miles.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • That's the nature of the beast.

  • -Wow! [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Amazing. -I have to --

  • I-I have to apologize.

  • I realize I didn't do a very good job setting up that clip.

  • -Oh. -But what you guys saw was --

  • It was earlier on in this interview.

  • I came out, and I sat down in the chair.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And we had kind of, like, some pleasantries

  • while you were welcoming me back to the show.

  • Yeah. And then you -- he asked me about

  • all of this travel for "The Avengers."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • So I was just talking about these --

  • these countries that I've been to.

  • -And now we know -- -Yeah.

  • So that's what -- -That set up the clip anyways.

  • More with Paul Rudd when we come back, everybody.

-Welcome back to the show.

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