What about old Shuckle?

Aw, man!

I bet I'm going to evolve any second now.

ANY SECOND!

(evolution music)

Oh man,

is this my evolution?

Is Shuckle no more?

- Yeah, you evolutioned into "shuck the hell up".

- Come on!

We're going to teach you a new move;

"Organ Harvest!"

- Yay!

- Okay, this potion contains every evolution stone.

If this doesn't make me evolve, nothing will.

(gulps)

It's-

It's working!

I'm evolving!

(dies)

(spooky music)

Oh my God.

Oh my God!

I evolved into a ghost type!

- Welcome to Hell!

- Oh boy, a new region.

Are you my Trainer?

- Eh, hey! Not bad!

Even got a sombrero.

- Somebody help, I think there's an illegal immigrant over there!

(groans)

- Donde estas your papers?

- W-well, it couldn't get much worse...

(creepy music)

- My child, your suffering is over.

- Oh, hi, Satan.

- I- I'm not, I'm -

(sighs) Never mind.

- You have earned your reprave. I shall reincarnate you as anything you wish.

- Oh, boy! I wanna come back as something with lots of evolutions.

- I know the perfect form for you, my dear Shuckle.

Enjoy it.

(victorious music)

- You are now a Ditto, Shuckle!

While you can't evolve yourself, you can become any Pokemon.

- This is the best! Thanks, Satan!

- Oh, come on...

- You know, so many Pokemon are disappointed by their evolutions.

They think they're too ugly or too useless or too sexy.

And I think there is a point.

We can't control what we're born as, but we can control what we do with the gift of life.

I'm gonna use my powers to turn into a Shuckle!

Wow, I did it!

Haha!

Yeah!

Guys, do you see? Do you see? Like my evolution? I'm a Shuckle!

- Yeah yeah sure, whatever you say, pal,

but we're just gonna need those kidneys you got there.

- Aw yeah, Ditto!

Yeah! Haha.

- Ah, yeah, um, does anyone know where I can find a Mega Stone?

I'm having a dinner party, and I really need some extra spoons for my gazpacho course.

(digital music)