I'm Pear, and-

- Cut, cut.

Let's try that again, this time with more emotion.

- More emotion?

Dude, I'm just introducing the video.

- Oh, wait, I misread that.

Not more emotion, more explosions.

(laughing)

Back to one.

- Ugh.

Anyway, I'm Pear, and this is Orange on a power trip.

- We're showing you how to direct a movie.

Watch and learn, people!

- As you can see, somebody thought it'd be a good idea

to give Orange a bullhorn and let him direct this episode.

- Release the doves, release the crew for lunch,

release your bowels.

(laughing)

Okay, back to one.

- Ugh, anyway, here goes nothing.

Step one, go through the script with a director's eye.

- This is total garbage!

Needs a complete rewrite.

- Um, dude, that is garbage.

The script is over here.

- Oh.

Hey, I just had a brilliant idea for the new ending.

Single tear will roll down our lead actor's cheek.

- Wow, well that's an improvement over

the usual TNT explosion ending.

- Yeah, Pear, this is serious art we're doing here.

Back to one!

- Do you even know what "back to one" means?

You sure are saying it a lot.

- You think this is easy, Pear?

I'm wearing a turtleneck, and I don't even have a neck.

(laughing)

- Uh, the next step a director should take

is to plan out your shots.

- Okay, so we'll have a crane shot,

followed by a crane shot, followed by a crane shot,

followed by-

- Lemme guess, another crane shot.

- (scoffs) please.

Shot number four is a slime shot.

- What the heck is a- (screaming)

- Perfect!

Moving onto shot number five, another crane shot!

(laughing)

- Ugh, okay.

Step three is to get the most out of your actors.

- (Orange) Um, Pear, I'm sorry to inform you,

but you've been recast.

We're bringing in someone else to play the role of Pear.

- What?

Who could play Pear better than me?

- Daniel Day-Lewis.

- Okay, that's fair.

- Okay, that's fair.

- Are you just copying what I say?

- Indeed, it's how I learn your ways.

- Ugh.

- Ugh.

- Stop it.

- Stop it.

- Orange.

- Orange.

- Ah.

- Orange, I'm worried this character might be too boring.

Mind if I spice him up a little bit?

I'm thinking something along the lines of,

"Hello, fruit lovers!

I'm Pear, and welcome to how to."

- Wow, that was perfect.

Brilliant! (audience cheering)

That's a wrap, cut.

Back to one.

Let's get loud.

- Uh, not so fast, Orange.

There's still step four.

Once filming is complete, the director still needs

to oversee the editing process.

- Ah, do I have to?

I really just liked yelling at people with a bullhorn.

- Orange, you have to keep an eye on the editors.

They're a weird bunch.

If you don't watch them like a hawk, who knows

what kinda crazy things they might slip in?

- Like what?

- [Pear] Well, you're blue now, for one thing,

but seems like that might be the least of your worries.

- Ah, oh no, I lost control.

I've failed as a director.

Pear, how do I get things back on track?

- Just make sure the video ends the way you planned.

The single tear, remember?

- That's right, the single tear.

Editor, fix my mistakes, we've (indistinct)

Make him sadder, sadder I say!

Ah, can't you fix this?

I'm telling you, we need more emotion.

Oh wait, I misread that, I need more explosion.

- Hey, I could do that.

No sweat, boss.

(explosion) (laughing) - Nooo!

(upbeat music)