- I feel like this is rigged.

- Hannah! - Hannah!

- Thanks for coming here.

- Hannah Hart!

- Hello everybody.

Thank you for having me.

- The YouTube.

- Oh, no.

Of YouTube. Of YouTube.

And many other digital properties, like podcasts.

- Ooh podcasts.

- What's your podcast?

- Oh man, it's called Hannahlyze This.

The groundbreaking self-help podcast.

As I like to call it,

the self-help podcast that just can't help itself.

- Where can we listen to that?

- Anywhere where you listen to podcasts, or iTunes.

- It's really good, you guys.

You really should listen to it.

- Kelsey's a huge fan. - It's not just a plug.

- I just found out today.

Yeah, she was like

- I listen, I got ears.

- It never occurs to me that

people I know in real life would listen.

- Yeah, well I don't have many friends,

so sometimes I like to put podcasts on

so it sounds like there's people in my house.

- That's so smart!

- So when I'm alone, I'm like,

I got friends, I'm hanging out with people.

- Speaking of people that have no friends,

we're here to do a quiz about YouTube.

- You made the quiz!

- I did make the quiz.

- Yeah, how can you take the quiz if you made the quiz?

- There are no rules here.

- Yeah, exactly.

I just decided I'm gonna make the quiz and then take it.

- Ella's the producer of this video.

She does what she goddamn well pleases.

- Sorry guys, sorry guys.

It's my first day, it's my first day.

- Is this gonna show that I'm a bad YouTuber?

I don't even consider myself a YouTuber.

- No, so this is the quiz.

- Okay - Okay

- How popular are your YouTube opinions?

So it's your opinion, it's not a test of knowledge.

- Okay, I'm opinionated.

So it's more fun for the YouTube consumer.

- Oh, I like that, I'm excited to take this.

- Yeah, so we're gonna get real

and see what we really think.

- And guys, take it along with us.

Shout out your answers as we go along.

- I like your description.

Like and subscribe, or smash, or click, or yeah.

Have you ever written a quiz?

- No, so this is my first ever BuzzFeed.com post

- What? - What?

- And quiz.

- You've been here like five years.

- I know.

I make videos, y'all.

- Put that on a shirt:

I make videos, y'all.

- It was really hard to make a quiz,

so shout out to quiz masters at BuzzFeed.com.

- Have you ever commented "first"?

- Like, be honest.

- No. - Never?

- I've commented "first" on Instagram

as a joke to my friends, never on YouTube.

- Oh yeah, never on YouTube.

Only as a joke.

- I have. - You have?

What video?

- Like on our own videos, like on my own video.

- You gotta be your own #1 fan sometimes.

- So I'm gonna say sh-- yes I'm guilty.

- Oh, most people, 90% of people say know.

- Mine's uh no.

- Who are the people that comment first?

- You know who they are.

- It's cute, I think it's a fun fun thing to do.

I just never get there in time.

- Have you ever been a part of the 301 club?

The most exclusive club.

- This is a reference.

This doesn't happen anymore on YouTube.

- What, there's no 301 plus?

- No, they fixed it.

- Oh, so back in the day, kids - Back in the day, children

- When you first would upload your video,

it would get stalled at 301 views,

and people would be a part of the 301 club.

I love that, I miss that.

- I've definitely been a part of that.

- I think so too, I'm gonna say yes.

- If you're an old school YouTube, you definitely have.

- Have you ever blamed the algorithm?

- I'm blaming the algorithm right now.

- Have you Kelsey ever blamed the algorithm?

- I still don't know what it is,

but yes I've blamed it.

I've been like, "It's the fucking algorithm!"

but I don't know what it applies to.

- There's an option that says I don't know what this is.

- So yes.

- I think people who make YouTube videos

blame the algorithm for their low views

and blame it for, like, they do!

- I didn't come here to be attacked, okay?

- I blame it for low views. - It's like a low-key roast.

- Is it a person, is it a robot?

- It's a robot.

It's machine learning.

- I think it might be a person

- Who takes orders from a person?

- It's machine learning that's been set awry.

- It seems like you know a lot about this, Hannah.

- Ignite (igniting sound)

Ahh!

I am the algorithm!

Do you have YouTube red?

- I do!

Because my friends have shows on it

and I want to support my friends.

I pay $12 now, a fucking month, $12!

- Oh my gosh!

- That's like 2 or 3 Subway sandwiches!

- I also have YouTube Red, but I get mine for free.

- Oh, brag about it - That's nice, you should.

You've done enough for YouTube

that they should throw you a bone.

- That's the only bone I've been thrown.

- I've had the free trial.

- This is kind of nuts though that

so many people don't have YouTube Red.

Cause I feel like that's going to be,

if it's not already, the next big place to consume.

- This is big data gathering, honey.

- You did good. - It's expensive.

- It is expensive.

It's almost as much as I pay for HBO.

- It's more than HBO.

- Fuck. - HBO is $10 a month.

- I think it's $14.99.

I pay for our HBO.

- I just want to be clear, I pay for my own HBO,

one of the very few independent females out there,

paying for their own HBO.

Put it down in the books.

- I am floored by this question.

- Me too, actually.

- Have you ever searched "how to kiss" on YouTube?

- Okay, this is the most searched YouTube term.

- What? How? - No

- Yes, I searched it and there's thousands of videos.

- No way!

- A lot of them have so many views,

so maybe we should make this video.

- How to kiss?

- Okay, I've never, but now, you bet your ass

I'm gonna when I get back to my desk.

- I like how this first one's titled,

"How to kiss nice and long."

Honey, did you click on that?

Is that purple?

- Did I? I clicked on a bunch.

No, I made sure to screenshot the ones I didn't click on.

- Ew, there's one "How to kiss dirty."

How do you kiss dirty, you just don't brush your teeth? Ew.

- Okay, I'm gonna just click "um"

- I'm gonna click "um"

- I'm gonna click "no" cause y'all are weird.

- Oh, is "um" saying yes?

- "Um" is kinda like, ooh, yes.

- I didn't know that's what it meant.

I meant no.

- Well someone doesn't know how to take a quiz.

- I don't, or how to kiss.

- Well 67% said "nope," so it feels like a firm no,

so who are all these fucking liars?

- Have you ever watched an unboxing video.

- Guilty, I've done an unboxing video

where I unboxed, it was when the twerking butt came out.

- That was you! - What's the twerking butt?

- I didn't make it for BuzzFeed though,

I made it for a different company.

- Did you have it come to the office, or no?

- Not this office, no that was...

- Someone ordered a twerking butt.

- What is the twerking butt?

- It was a real life butt that felt real,

the same weight, anatomically and everything was correct,

and it just went "boop boop boop boop"

and it twerked.

- Did you put it on so that people

would think you were twerking?

- And you put your dick in it.

- Yeah, it's for sex.

- Oh my god, okay.

- So I'm gonna have to say, I've done it,

but only for things I'm interested in,

aka twerking butts.

- I'm gonna say only things I'm interested in.

- I've watched a lot of shopkins unboxing,

so yes, I'm gonna say, only things I'm interested in.

- What the fuck are shopkins?

- What's a shopkin?

- Comment if you know what a shopkin is, kids.

I know what they are.

- That's very uncool.

64% said only things I'm interested in.

- Nice, okay cool, we get it.

- We're with the kids.

- Be honest, have you ever unsubscribed from a channel?

- Yeah! - Duh, yes

- When you find out they're problematic,

or just not making content that you identify with anymore.

- I've unsubscribed just out of sheer spite.

- Say names, names!

- Tell us everyone.

- Start some beef!

- How many times have you watched Gangnam Style?

It has 3.1 billion views!

- 3.1 billion views?!

You know there's only like 7 billion people on the planet?

- I didn't know that.

- So how many?

- I've probably watched it once or twice.

- I've definitely heard it against my will a few times,

but I've only watched it once.

- I've watched it like more than 20 times.

- You love Psy - I love Psy!

- What's he doing now?

- I don't know - Hard to say

- Ella's a huge Psy fan.

We have a group chat on our phone called Psy Fan Club.

- Do you know what ASMR is?

- Oh my god.

- Yes, and I love it, and it gives me the willies.

Sometimes it gives me like a little brain orgasm.

- Yeah, ASMR definitely gives me chills.

So I do, and I like it.

- And I like it.

- I don't get anything from it.

- You don't?

- I've watched it but nothing happens.

- Do you have headphones on? - Yeah.

- It doesn't make you feel like, ooh.

- It's certain people.

- Sometimes if I can't fall asleep I'll turn it on,

and I've heard it's like genetic.

Genetic, is that the right word?

- I think that there's a sound for everyone.

Maybe we just haven't found the right sound yet.

- We'll find it for you.

Have you ever watched a pimple p- p- p-

pimple popping video?

- No, no, no, no.