Did you know you can make your own fabric face mask at home?

I did.

I knew it.

I knew it even before I said it just then.

- Well good for you, Grapefruit.

Maybe let's show the audience at home how to do it?

- Very well.

Step One: Get your supplies.

A sewing machine, elastic, scissors and some fabric.

- [Pear] Tight-knit cotton fabric works great,

like a pillowcase or an old T-shirt.

- Beige?

Bro, would you live a little?

I'm going with flames.

- I don't think that's gonna make your mask

any more effective, dude.

- You kidding?

What airborne particle wouldn't be intimidated

by these bad boys?

It's just science.

- Moving on.

Step Two: Cut two identical fabric rectangles.

If you're making a mask for adults,

it's 9 inches by 6 inches.

If it's for a child, do 7 and a half by 5 inches.

- [Grapefruit] And if you're making the mask

for Little Apple, do zero by zero inches.

Heh, heh.

- Grapefruit!

- Also cut two 7-inch pieces of elastic.

Then it's on to Step Three.

Lay your two rectangles on top of each other.

If your fabric has a pretty side and an ugly side,

make sure the pretty sides are touching.

- What if you're like me and have no ugly side?

- Then sew yourself a gold star or something.

Step Four: Sew the pieces together

almost all the way around.

Make sure you leave an inch or two open

on one of the long sides.

Whenever you approach a corner,

make sure to sandwich one elastic strip end

between the fabric pieces like so.

- Remember, if you sew the elastic in now,

your mask will look great when you turn it inside-out.

If you wait and sew them in later,

your mask will only look sew-sew.

Heh, heh.

- Ugh.

On to Step Five.

Make three little folds on each side like this,

then sew them into place.

- [Grapefruit] And once you're done doing that,

it's time for Step Six.

Walk the runway in your new amazing-looking face mask!

- [Pear] I'll admit, you do look pretty good in that mask.

- [Grapefruit] Why, thank you.

- [Pear] Yeah, covering up half your face

really helps your look.

- [Grapefruit] Whatever, you're just jealous,

Mr. Beige Mask.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I'm off to sew myself that gold star you mentioned earlier.

- [Pear] Ugh.

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