[screaming]

Gary, I'm fine!

[squeaking]

You'll see.

[moaning]

That's okay. I'm a leftie anyway.

[moaning]

Ah! Now I don't have to buy those new shoes.

[moaning]

Ahh! I take it back Gary! Something is wrong with me! Ow!

[screaming]

[screeching tires]

Hey, a splinter.

Problem sol...

Hey, hey, Kevin! She's here!

Look! Look, she's here! She's here! She's here, Kevin! She...

[gasping]

[screaming]

What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

I'm dirty.

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan.

- I'm Dirty Dan! Ow! - I'm Dirty Dan!

[screaming]

Screaming will get you nowh...

[growling]

Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?!

Uh...I am?

[screaming]

Patrick!

He is the new royal fry cook and you...

Silence!

Is it hot in here or what?

[gasping]

Patrick! You hurt my friend!

You shall be tested with a challenge!

Bring it on! SpongeBob can handle any... Ouch.

There will be two challenges.

Only two? What are two challenges to someone like SpongeBob?

Three challenges!

Three?

[laughing]

Three challenges are nothing. Might as well be 500 challenges!

Enough!!

He'll settle for one.

Freedom! Freedom!

You'll never catch me!

[laughing]

What?

Blasted exercise craze.

[screaming]

Oh, Mr. Krabs. I'll listen. I promise. Whoa. Whoa!

Please save me, Mr. Krabs.

[crying]

I promise I'll be good.

Whew.

[grunting]

Ooh, look!

[laughing]

It's SpongeBob NudeyPants.

[screaming]

[laughing]

Well, that was more of SpongeBob than I needed to see.

Oh! My one moment of fame… gone!

There's got to be some way to reverse this!

No! Squidward, that's a very sensitive device!

Squidward, I wouldn't…

So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles?

It all started… when I was born.

An award!

I never got an award before!

Eee!

Look, rock! I got an award!

Jellyfish, I got an award!

[humming]

Gotcha. Now just one quick flick of the wrist and-

Ow! Oh.

If you had to choose between SpongeBob and all the money I have in my pocket…

Which would you take?

That depends. How much money we talkin' about?

- Mr. Krabs! - Sixty-two cents!

- I'd take the money. - Mr. Krabs!

Here ya go Krabs, sixty-two cents!

Next stop… Davey Jones' locker!

[screaming]

Mmm, jelly.

Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning.

Greetings, comrades!

[screaming]

Ow, ooh. Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Be the net!

Yeah! You're feeling it, Squid!

That's it, all the way! Take 'em all the way!

The last 6 miles, make the Squid! Go, go, go!

It's in the bag!

This is really your best day ever, isn't it?

Ooh.