l'm Ben Stone.

He's my boyfriend.

That's nice.

l've never met him before.

Well, he's a new boyfriend.

But a boyfriend.

So he came over for breakfast because he's your new boyfriend?

DEBBIE: Yeah. He came from his house.

Drove over to our house

because he thought it would be fun to have breakfast with us,

so he drove his car from his house to our house to have breakfast.

Because he likes breakfast so much.

l love breakfast.

You guys wanna hear something neat? We're gonna have a baby together.

SADIE: What? Yeah, a baby.

Well, you're not married.

Aren't you supposed to be married to have a baby?

You don't have to be.

But they should be because they love each other,

and people who love each other get married and have babies.

Mmm-mmm.

Do you love each other?

Yes, they love each other. Because that's what you do.

When you love each other, you get married and have a baby.

Where do babies come from?

DEBBIE: Where do you think they come from?

Well, l think a stork, he drops it down,

and then a hole goes in your body,

and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head,

and then you push your belly button, and then your butt falls off,

and then you hold your butt and you have to dig,

and you'll find a little baby.

That's exactly right.

Feed the teddy bear.

Okay, l feed your bear the grass?

Okay.

You know what your bear would also like to do with some grass?

(LAUGHING) Smoke it.

What do you think of him? He's funny, right?

Mmm-hmm.

Fetch.

All right, bring it back.

He's playing fetch with my kids.

He's treating my kids like they're dogs.

No, he's not.

Go get it! Fetch!

DEBBIE: Who plays fetch with kids?

ALLISON: He's trying. He's making an effort.

BEN: Bring it back. He's overweight.

Where does that end?

How old is he? 23.

Looks 33.

He can barely get in and out of that little house.

lmagine how much bigger he's gonna get.

That means he has bad genes.

Your kid is gonna be overweight.

Shit.

l'm gonna get you!

l'm gonna get...

(GROANS)

(KIDS LAUGHING)

Just give him a break.

(EXCLAIMS)

Okay. l'll try.