(gears ratcheting)

(air whooshing)

(chimes tinkling)

- Hey, fruit lovers!

I'm Orange, and that Pear's Derriere. (laughing)

- Hey, come on, dude.

You serious?

- Yeah, I'm serious.

It's looking like there's a full moon out tonight.

(laughs)

- Hey, we can see your butt, too!

- Aw, pear! You lookin' at my tooty fruity booty?

Whatchu doin'?

- Oh, for crying out loud.

(laughing)

Okay, that's enough. Can we get to the episode?

- We're back with another episode of Fruits React!

- That's right!

So, today we are going to react to

all of the episodes where

the main kitchen crew were introduced.

- Hey hey! Now that sounds like

a real blast from the past!

- It does!

- You know what else sounds like

a blast from the past?

- What's that?

- This TNT.

- Hey, what are you doing?!

(laughing)

Put that down right now!

(screaming)

- Hey, watch the merchandise, buddy.

- Passion!

- And Orange's love interest was born.

- Hey, whatchu talkin' 'bout, love interest?

- (stutters) Well, I mean, come on, dude.

Everybody knows.

- Knows! Knows what, huh, chicken butt?

(mouthy fart noises)

- Yeah. Yeah, freaking out and screaming gibberish

doesn't give it away at all.

- I'm not freaking out

you're freaking out

taco pie pants, huh!

- Taco pie pants?

- Pear's naked! Pear's naked!

Pear's always naked. He's naked all the time.

Nakey Pear nakey Pear!

- Oh my God, you're so in love.

(screaming)

- Wanna see some kung fu voodoo?

- [Orange And Pear Together] Grapefruit!

- Hey Passion, you wanna watch me flex?

Check it out.

(straining noises)

(laughing)

- Legend says he's still flexing today.

- And has no more muscles than when he started.

(both laughing)

You know, I don't want to say that Grapefruit is dumb,

but after this video, he actually got a perm.

- A perm? Why?

- To build muscle, his trainer recommended

that curls might help!

(laughing)

- Knife.

(screaming)

- Aye! Yeah!

- Ohhhh ouch!

- Aw man, now there's a scene I can watch

over and over and over again.

- Uh oh.

- I mean, I'm not saying that he deserves it,

but...

- Oh no.

- Ooo Grapefruit, you're a real cut up!

(laughing)

- I feel like somehow this is

really cathartic for you.

- What do you mean?

I don't like watching

Grapefruit get hurt at all.

Never!

(laughing)

- Oh? Where am I?

- [Together] Grandpa Lemon!

- You know, I've always wondered:

How old exactly is Grandpa Lemon?

- Hmm. I'm gonna venture to say

that Grandpa Lemon's so old that

he was in school, there was no history class.

- Ohh!

(laughing)

- Why are you such a sourpuss?

(laughing)

(laughing)

- Aw, man. He's

he really can fall asleep through anything.

- I know! I remember one time he fell asleep

while operating a jackhammer.

- I remember one time he fell asleep

while skydiving!

- I remember a time he fell asleep

at a Nickelback concert!

- That's everybody at a Nickelback concert.

(laughing)

- No. A one-man band talking lemon-head like me.

(dramatic music)

- No. Knife!

- Ouch.

- Ohhhhh.

- Talk about a splitting headache!

(groans) (laughing)

- Too soon, dude!

- Too soon? It was like ten years ago, Pear!

- Oh. Wow, you're right.

- Yeah. We're so old we fart dust!

- No!

(farts) (gagging)

- What are you, tone deaf and blind?

- Whoa, it's a midget apple!

- No, no, no. I'm a crab apple.

That's a midget apple.

- We prefer the term little apple,

thank you very much.

- [Together] Little Apple!

- Yeah.

- He may be an apple, but he's pretty cool

in my book.

- Oh, yeah. Little Apple's the best!

Although he only actually appears

in this episode a couple of times.

- Oh, yeah, just like in real life.

He likes to keep it short!

- Ohhh!

(laughing)

- Are you finished?

- No, I'm an orange. (laughs)

- (mocks laughter) Shut up --

(laughing)

- Crab Apple living up to his name.

- I mean, yeah, he is an apple.

- So, what exactly is it?

Why do you not like apples?

- What do you mean?

That's like asking why I don't like root canals.

- (scoffs) Yeah, but why? Why?

What about them?

- I don't like apples.

They're coarse, and rough, and irritating.

And they get everywhere!

- Did you just quote Anakin Skywalker?

(laughing)

- Plumpkin!

- Plumpkin?

- Ooohhh!

- Just a few inches over and little apple

would've been little piddle!

(laughing)

- Today, you will help me

by annoying my victim

to death.

- What are you talkin' about?

- Whoa. Where am I?

- [Together] Marshmallow!

- Man, I totally forgot that this

was Marshmallow's first episode.

- Marshmallow versus Emo Clown

is a match-up I'm always in the mood to watch.

- Hey fluffy face, you look like a mini pillow.

(laughing)

- Yeah? Well, you sound like

a chipmunk riding a rainbow. (laughs)

- All right, dare I ask. What do I sound like?

- What do you think you sound like?

- I dunno, just a pear.

- A pair of what?

- No, just a pear.

- A pair of what pear?

- Not a pair of anything! A pear!

- You're not a pair of anything?

So that means you're a pair of nothing.

Pear --

- No.

- How could you be a pair of nothing?

- No! I'm not a pair of nothing,

I'm a pair of something! I am a pear.

- Then what are you a pair of?

- Pear!

- But there's only one of you!

(screams in agitation)

(laughs)

(laughing)

(slicing sounds)

- Good old Marshy.

- So awesome.

- Even in the face of getting stabbed and burnt,

Marshy's still happy.

- I definitely wouldn't have it any other way.

- So what do you think Emo Clown's up to these days?

- Oh, I heard he opened a restaurant,

but not many people go to it.

- Oh really?

- Yeah, the food tastes funny.

(laughing)

- Good one, Pear!

(fun, upbeat music)